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"Groom Killed By Stripper (see link for full headline...)"

Damn this is funny.....

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/ wwn/20020116/101119320009.html

It's the way that it's worded that makes it's so funny for me.

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/ wwn/20020116/101119320009.html

:(

So what happened? It sounds like to me he was suffocated by her enormous breasts! Gah, never heard that one before :p I can imagine the death certificate saying "Death by suffocation (breasts)" :D Is she a serial killer? Who will her next victim be? Is she training up others around the world to do the same? :p

Shaun

"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

lol

Are they even sure it was suffocation? I mean surely she could have hidden anything down there? Maybe even an accomplice!

And reports that the chalk outline drawn on the floor had a big smiley face drawn on, were completely unfounded.

Do you think anyone tried to tamper with the evidence?

Possibly, to prevent his fiancee suffering unnecessary reminders of his death.

And would the police have to investigate the murder weapons? The mind boggles....

Do you reckon that they had a breast size limit at the funeral: no-one over 36C allowed in?

You can just imagine the funeral/wake... All those people giving his (ex) future wife condolences, and desperately trying to keep a straight face.

I'm sorry, but that is the most ridiculous thing I have read for a long time. 72DD??? Is that even possible? I suppose it must be.

Must be a contender for the Darwin Awards!