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"Foolish women"

Just went in for a coffee and found 3 not-entirely minging women touching each other's breasts and comparing them.
Apparently this is because one of them is wearing a wonderbra and the others wanted to "check it out".

I say "don't mind me" and they all laugh, because apparently "I'm safe. I've been here so long it's like watching my mates getting changed for football"

Yeah right.

Because I have a girlfriend, I am "safe" and not interested in seeing 3 women in their mid-twenties with shirts lifted to their chins comparing bras and boob sizes.
I feel like it's my birthday, Xmas and Bank Holiday all rolled into one.

I just thought I'd share that with you, because you are all men and appreciated this.

The trick is, Duck, to act like you don't care.
Be aloof and disinterested, women love the chase.
They like to think they've "tamed him".
Of course, then they'll think you're safe and dull and leave you for someone with a motorbike, but you'll still get the sugar.

Either way, you win.

Pervert.

"3 little ducks went swimming one day
over the hills and far away
Mrs Duck said quack quack quack quack
and Jimmy ran over rubbing his palms on his knees....."

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For all your teen horn needs.

I need a partner and quickly. Where is Mrs Duck.

you can almost hear the panting....

There is a somewhat frantic nature to jimmy duck's posts.

And this scares me

OK

Goatboy wrote:
"she's perky as apples".

Were said women ugly?