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"Foolish women"

Just went in for a coffee and found 3 not-entirely minging women touching each other's breasts and comparing them.
Apparently this is because one of them is wearing a wonderbra and the others wanted to "check it out".

I say "don't mind me" and they all laugh, because apparently "I'm safe. I've been here so long it's like watching my mates getting changed for football"

Yeah right.

Because I have a girlfriend, I am "safe" and not interested in seeing 3 women in their mid-twenties with shirts lifted to their chins comparing bras and boob sizes.
I feel like it's my birthday, Xmas and Bank Holiday all rolled into one.

I just thought I'd share that with you, because you are all men and appreciated this.

Oh great.
Now conversation has turned to who I would sleep with at work if my life depended on it.
How do you answer that?
And it then went onto what men find attractive about women, and whether the "fluffy" thing does it.
You know what I mean by fluffy.
Make-up, skirts, always perfect hair, talking about Eastender and all that stuff.

I said that I would rather set fire to my head than be with a fluffy girl.
So a poll started about who was fluffy and who wasn't.

One of them isn't fluffy.
"Great, so I'm a geezerbird then?"
"No, just..."
"Ugly?"
"No...unconventional"

I have since learned this is the worst thing you can say to a woman, especially a non-fluffy one.

Yep.

Thats totally cool dude

Goatboy wrote:
> Yes Mr Duck, everyone else is a pervert.
You paragon of virtue and saintlyness
> you.

Cheers *shines halo to the Max*

Goatboy wrote:
> What?
It's not like I asked them to semi-disrobe and touch each other.

God
> knows I've tried.


Think she was refering to me!

What?
It's not like I asked them to semi-disrobe and touch each other.

God knows I've tried.

U nasty piece of work.

Arrggh. Just come back from lunch and have a proposal to make:

It should be illegal for fat women to ride bikes. Just watched one and now i feel unwell.

Plus she nearly hit a bus which would not have been in the least bit pleasant for the bus.

Ban them all.

slaveunit wrote:
Wookiee, that's the best joke I've heard all day!!!!


Is it the only joke you've heard all day, by any chance?

:-P

Wookiee, that's the best joke I've heard all day!!!!