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"Chinese Proverb of the Week"

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

Yes children...

Think...

It may just affect your life one day...

New proverb next week some time...

Ah sod it!

You may as well get them all now...

I know loads, plus a few I've found!

Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

He who have last laugh, not get joke.

Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.

Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

And for the older people:

Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

"The person who makes the carpet never always uses it"

I am not as green as I am cabbage looking.

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

Yes children...

Think...

It may just affect your life one day...

New proverb next week some time...