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"A Story For The Morning"

Yesterday my Mum made herself some Tea and sat down on the Sofa next to me waiting for it to cool down a bit.

Suddenly she said "There's a hair there, get it off" and so I pushed it off the Sofa realising it was a Pubic hair. The next moments went so fast I can'treally recall them but we both saw the hair fly in the direction of the tea cup in her hand but never really saw if it went in there.

"Where is it?" she said looking around.

"I dunno" I said laughing.

So we looked around and found no Pubic hair and my Mum hadn't even sipped any of her Te ain yet. She kept putting in up to her eye and trying to find the hair within her Tea and swirling it around and stuff.

So after no luck of finding the hair she told herself that the Pube was in her Cup and so she went and got another Tea.

She sits and waits for it to cool again and my Dad comes along to clean the house and starts moving the blinds and stuff beside her. Then all this dust and other stuff is going in it so she has to make another one.

I hope this has encouraged you to have Breakfast,
Adios.

Haha. My friend at school has one of those bags with the velcro strap thing, and he pulled a hair off it once, and went "ergh, it's a pube"... In the middle of our physics lesson I think it was.

Quite disturbing.

mikelar wrote:
> why is your house full of pupes?

I could ask the same thing

the pube man lives there

why is your house full of pupes?

HAHAHA

My little Sister just picked up my small RC Car and went "urgh there's a pube on it".

Argh, that was not pretty.

gerrid wrote:
> And you're moulting?

Well yes.

I am made to stay in the bathroom until all the water has gone down so I can spray down my pubes which stay in the bath.

I also get soem on my Keyboard for some reason...

And you're moulting?

Why there was a pube on my Sofa I don't know.

I had slept on there a few nights before...:-S

Dude, why was there a pube on your sofa?