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"Stop Spamming!"

There has been a lot of threads on the current state the 'PS2' forum has been in, but nothing has changed. There are un countable topics on The Getaway, and Vice City, and tips for games! They should go to Uk.hints.com or something. Also newbies reply to these in such a way that they have to reply again and again, just to get there word count up.
It's driving me crazy, newbies have taken over, iused to hang out here, but now i'm in FOG and the Ninty forum. Please:

STOP SPAMMING!

Ok. This isn't popping.

I seem to have a change Of Heart, i think that we should help the little ones, guide them teach them the ways of the force.

I should have replied quoting the post and just put "I agree" at the bottom and seen what happened ;)

And I need to ?

Pah .. actually though - there is something in that ;-)

Flanders wrote:
> Will that be classed as Spam then ?

No but it's a damn good way of getting your word count up :-P

Bah, Spamders
;-)

Will that be classed as Spam then ?

No, no, no Mr Diplomat sir,

It's generally the n00b regular's that post dumb topics like this and the topics are treated with the contempt they deserve - as you can see by the responses.

Most of us take very little of what is posted here at all seriously - we come here to chat about this that and the other and yes - also about games sometimes.

So just to add to the nonsense I'll add a little ditty...

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!


;-)

i don't get it. should a newbie ask a stupid question or do something else "unacceptable", huge fuss is made out of it and regulars go on a rant. but should a regular feel like saying anything that comes to mind, its like "fire at will". sure, it was mentioned here before, but still newbies or jats get bashed. i personally feel that even repetitive questions on ps2 issues are far more valuable than small talk practiced by several regulars.

don't bother killing me with your smart remarks, as you can see from my stats, i ain't no spammer.

Jive wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Really?
>
> Yep this is very true.
>
> kids, how old?
>
> 2 girls, have no idea of their age, methinks they are both below the
> age of 10.

Yep - 8 and 5 for your info.....


>
> wouldn't it be funny if his kids came on here.

Not quite old enough just yet !


>
> Well his wife has a user on here and before you ask, I have no idea
> who/what the username is!
>
> He could post a punishment thread.lol

Excellent idea - oi I want you to post me 50 lines - now ! and no copy/ pasting please..

" yeah right dad " ( Damn idiot )

>
> Well they'll be on here soon, probably asking about the Barbie Racer
> games so look out!!!

Heh - I found Barbie Race and Rid ethe other day when I was sticking some old games on E bay - I thought about trying to sell it but

a) No one would bid for the damn thing.
b) In three years time they will remember and make my life hell.

Jive wrote:
> Ah I remember those days, playing in the fields during the summer!
>
> *jumpers for goalposts*

Isn't it, wasn't it - absolutley marvelous, schoolboys in the park, hmm.. yes. Johnny Giles, sweeping down the wing. hmmm...