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Recently an Odeon was opened in the middle of Iraq. Being 25 miles away from the capital and 456 miles away from the nearest water supply, this wasn't an ideal location, but the Odeon say "It's the safest place in Iraq, we won't get attacked."
Little did they realise that they were the only source of income in Iraq, and were a very likely target for robberies and bombings.
They have a wide range of movies to show. Firstly, they kick-start it off with two American films. Anti-American Pie and Anti-American Beauty will be sure to amuse cinema-goers for a while.
For geeks, Dungeons full of American prisoners & Dragons will be released within the week, as will Lord of the Moustaches: The Two Lumps Of Potato.
Children are well catered for, as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons and A Nuclear Bug's Life feature within the week of opening. Also planned is Barney's Big Trip to the Nuclear Bomb Factory.
Fans of Sci-Fi now get Star Wars: Attack of the Iraq, although sci-fi fans may not see many other fans for a while.
Action films are covered, including Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In.
There are a few horror movies covered, including Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids. Also planned is Aliens: Result of a Nuclear Weapon and an interactive film, where you get nuclear bombs hurtled at you as the cinema moves to avoid them! The latest in 4D cinema.
A few old classics are being updated. Some Like It So Hot That It's Unbearably Painful and The American Ladykillers are planned.
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I'm bored now.
Little did they realise that they were the only source of income in Iraq, and were a very likely target for robberies and bombings.
They have a wide range of movies to show. Firstly, they kick-start it off with two American films. Anti-American Pie and Anti-American Beauty will be sure to amuse cinema-goers for a while.
For geeks, Dungeons full of American prisoners & Dragons will be released within the week, as will Lord of the Moustaches: The Two Lumps Of Potato.
Children are well catered for, as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons and A Nuclear Bug's Life feature within the week of opening. Also planned is Barney's Big Trip to the Nuclear Bomb Factory.
Fans of Sci-Fi now get Star Wars: Attack of the Iraq, although sci-fi fans may not see many other fans for a while.
Action films are covered, including Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In.
There are a few horror movies covered, including Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids. Also planned is Aliens: Result of a Nuclear Weapon and an interactive film, where you get nuclear bombs hurtled at you as the cinema moves to avoid them! The latest in 4D cinema.
A few old classics are being updated. Some Like It So Hot That It's Unbearably Painful and The American Ladykillers are planned.
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I'm bored now.
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Lol, i also thought it was true, until you started listing the movies!
Wild Wild East,
Die Hard (George Bush) With a biological Vengance,
Suddam's Angels.
Wild Wild East,
Die Hard (George Bush) With a biological Vengance,
Suddam's Angels.
Very funny stuff :-)
Fantastic.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Nuclear Weapons, brilliant.
And Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In. Their the best. Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids is pretty good too.
Nice.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Nuclear Weapons, brilliant.
And Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In. Their the best. Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids is pretty good too.
Nice.
LOL, great post. I actually thought what you were saying was true until i started reading the second paragraph.
Recently an Odeon was opened in the middle of Iraq. Being 25 miles away from the capital and 456 miles away from the nearest water supply, this wasn't an ideal location, but the Odeon say "It's the safest place in Iraq, we won't get attacked."
Little did they realise that they were the only source of income in Iraq, and were a very likely target for robberies and bombings.
They have a wide range of movies to show. Firstly, they kick-start it off with two American films. Anti-American Pie and Anti-American Beauty will be sure to amuse cinema-goers for a while.
For geeks, Dungeons full of American prisoners & Dragons will be released within the week, as will Lord of the Moustaches: The Two Lumps Of Potato.
Children are well catered for, as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons and A Nuclear Bug's Life feature within the week of opening. Also planned is Barney's Big Trip to the Nuclear Bomb Factory.
Fans of Sci-Fi now get Star Wars: Attack of the Iraq, although sci-fi fans may not see many other fans for a while.
Action films are covered, including Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In.
There are a few horror movies covered, including Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids. Also planned is Aliens: Result of a Nuclear Weapon and an interactive film, where you get nuclear bombs hurtled at you as the cinema moves to avoid them! The latest in 4D cinema.
A few old classics are being updated. Some Like It So Hot That It's Unbearably Painful and The American Ladykillers are planned.
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I'm bored now.
Little did they realise that they were the only source of income in Iraq, and were a very likely target for robberies and bombings.
They have a wide range of movies to show. Firstly, they kick-start it off with two American films. Anti-American Pie and Anti-American Beauty will be sure to amuse cinema-goers for a while.
For geeks, Dungeons full of American prisoners & Dragons will be released within the week, as will Lord of the Moustaches: The Two Lumps Of Potato.
Children are well catered for, as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons and A Nuclear Bug's Life feature within the week of opening. Also planned is Barney's Big Trip to the Nuclear Bomb Factory.
Fans of Sci-Fi now get Star Wars: Attack of the Iraq, although sci-fi fans may not see many other fans for a while.
Action films are covered, including Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In.
There are a few horror movies covered, including Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids. Also planned is Aliens: Result of a Nuclear Weapon and an interactive film, where you get nuclear bombs hurtled at you as the cinema moves to avoid them! The latest in 4D cinema.
A few old classics are being updated. Some Like It So Hot That It's Unbearably Painful and The American Ladykillers are planned.
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I'm bored now.
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