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Recently an Odeon was opened in the middle of Iraq. Being 25 miles away from the capital and 456 miles away from the nearest water supply, this wasn't an ideal location, but the Odeon say "It's the safest place in Iraq, we won't get attacked."
Little did they realise that they were the only source of income in Iraq, and were a very likely target for robberies and bombings.
They have a wide range of movies to show. Firstly, they kick-start it off with two American films. Anti-American Pie and Anti-American Beauty will be sure to amuse cinema-goers for a while.
For geeks, Dungeons full of American prisoners & Dragons will be released within the week, as will Lord of the Moustaches: The Two Lumps Of Potato.
Children are well catered for, as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons and A Nuclear Bug's Life feature within the week of opening. Also planned is Barney's Big Trip to the Nuclear Bomb Factory.
Fans of Sci-Fi now get Star Wars: Attack of the Iraq, although sci-fi fans may not see many other fans for a while.
Action films are covered, including Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In.
There are a few horror movies covered, including Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids. Also planned is Aliens: Result of a Nuclear Weapon and an interactive film, where you get nuclear bombs hurtled at you as the cinema moves to avoid them! The latest in 4D cinema.
A few old classics are being updated. Some Like It So Hot That It's Unbearably Painful and The American Ladykillers are planned.
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I'm bored now.
Little did they realise that they were the only source of income in Iraq, and were a very likely target for robberies and bombings.
They have a wide range of movies to show. Firstly, they kick-start it off with two American films. Anti-American Pie and Anti-American Beauty will be sure to amuse cinema-goers for a while.
For geeks, Dungeons full of American prisoners & Dragons will be released within the week, as will Lord of the Moustaches: The Two Lumps Of Potato.
Children are well catered for, as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons and A Nuclear Bug's Life feature within the week of opening. Also planned is Barney's Big Trip to the Nuclear Bomb Factory.
Fans of Sci-Fi now get Star Wars: Attack of the Iraq, although sci-fi fans may not see many other fans for a while.
Action films are covered, including Enemy At The Huge Palace Which is Being used to make Nuclear Weapons In.
There are a few horror movies covered, including Honey, I released wave after wave of poisonous bombs on the kids. Also planned is Aliens: Result of a Nuclear Weapon and an interactive film, where you get nuclear bombs hurtled at you as the cinema moves to avoid them! The latest in 4D cinema.
A few old classics are being updated. Some Like It So Hot That It's Unbearably Painful and The American Ladykillers are planned.
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I'm bored now.
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Good post, a tad prejudiced, but I'm not here to be PC, thats funny stuff, especially the Harry Potter one.
What a surprise - El Blokey paving the way for heated discussion as he always stereotypically does. What a man.
Wrong forum.
Burn-ya-to-a-Pulp Fiction.
Great post Asher, best I've seen for ages.
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Biological Weapons"
My personal favourite. :D
My personal favourite. :D
I wonder whether Saddam goes to the premieres or whether he sends his body doubles instead..
And I wonder if the Odeon doubles up as a chemical weapons plant.
And I wonder if the Odeon doubles up as a chemical weapons plant.
very good. lets just hope bo Iraquis read this.
I presumeyou were referring to me.
Ha Ha
Absolutely brilliant
Absolutely brilliant
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