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"Console rap"

(I am bored and in a musical type of mood, here goes)

Yo y'all this is Kyz22
Rapping to ya about the PS2
Its better than PS1, that was yesterday
You can play tekken 4, GTA 3 and the Getaway
Its got built in rumble in the pads
Its a console for all the lads
You can play GTA vice city, or ratchet and clank
Or play a porn DVD and have a good... erm

(Chorus - To 'Lose Yourself')
Lose yourself in the console, the graphics the gameplay.
You gotta never let it go.
You only get one save point, do not miss your chance to save you only got one more level to go.

Now look at the 'cube
Livin' large with starfox
Its a minature console
compares to the Xbox
You got resident evil
To give you the thrill
And Metriod Prime
Dont forget mario sunshine
This may be for the kids
But its for you my smash Bruvvas

(Chorus - To 'Lose Yourself')
Lose yourself in the console, the graphics the gameplay.
You gotta never let it go.
You only get one save point, do not miss your chance to save you only got one more level to go.

Now take the the X, the B, the O the X
Its got splinter cell and BMX XXX
Some say its too big, but no
It may be large but damn, its got Halo!
So what if the pads are huge? Not me
Because I can download and play mp3's
Xbox has its own hard drive
and the price has taken a dive

(Chorus - To 'Lose Yourself')
Lose yourself in the console, the graphics the gameplay.
You gotta never let it go.
You only get one save point, do not miss your chance to save you only got one more level to go.

*grins*

Co s I'm a fan of Avril I think the second one wins but since he didn't mention the cube I say the first one wins

that was good.

He writes them for his grandchildren you know!

Grand Masta Meka is yet to add his contribution. His songs are unparalleled. By anything. Even parallel lines.

Lie, ah go on.

I would say it was very close... but I'd be lying!

bettered by FM? Never!

If I could be bothered I'm sure I could do one aswell... oh wait I'll put one up tomorrow.

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
He had PS2
She XBox'd all day
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes

He was a Sony boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth

5 years from now
She sits at home
Dusting the XBox she's all alone
She turns the web
Guess what she gets
Sony boy rockin the internet
She calls up her friends
They already knew
And they've all got
PS2s online too
She tags along
Trades in the Box
Tries to connect with the man she lost

He was a Sony boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a Notable
Slamming on his console
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And I'm just an GAD
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each others world

I'm with the Sony boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be in the post tonight
At the mercy of Royal Mail's plight
You will forget your woe
About a girl you used to know

I'm with the Sony boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be on the memory card
Finding me won't be hard
Saving the game you played
To play online another day

Lyrics copyright Avril Lavigne
Alterations copyright FM