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"Console rap"

(I am bored and in a musical type of mood, here goes)

Yo y'all this is Kyz22
Rapping to ya about the PS2
Its better than PS1, that was yesterday
You can play tekken 4, GTA 3 and the Getaway
Its got built in rumble in the pads
Its a console for all the lads
You can play GTA vice city, or ratchet and clank
Or play a porn DVD and have a good... erm

(Chorus - To 'Lose Yourself')
Lose yourself in the console, the graphics the gameplay.
You gotta never let it go.
You only get one save point, do not miss your chance to save you only got one more level to go.

Now look at the 'cube
Livin' large with starfox
Its a minature console
compares to the Xbox
You got resident evil
To give you the thrill
And Metriod Prime
Dont forget mario sunshine
This may be for the kids
But its for you my smash Bruvvas

(Chorus - To 'Lose Yourself')
Lose yourself in the console, the graphics the gameplay.
You gotta never let it go.
You only get one save point, do not miss your chance to save you only got one more level to go.

Now take the the X, the B, the O the X
Its got splinter cell and BMX XXX
Some say its too big, but no
It may be large but damn, its got Halo!
So what if the pads are huge? Not me
Because I can download and play mp3's
Xbox has its own hard drive
and the price has taken a dive

(Chorus - To 'Lose Yourself')
Lose yourself in the console, the graphics the gameplay.
You gotta never let it go.
You only get one save point, do not miss your chance to save you only got one more level to go.

«-Snªil Male«- wrote:
> Co s I'm a fan of Avril I think the second one wins but since he
> didn't mention the cube I say the first one wins

So which one wins?

may wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote: poeple said mine was bad.
>
> I wrote: well yours is bad but for god sake this 1 by yourself is to
> long to crap to rubbish and to round it off you cant rap

1) You are a n00b
2) You suck
3) You are saying I cannot, have you even heard me try?
4) I pity you

You have watched too much of that wotsits ad.

I'm unimpressed to my core.

Kyz22 wrote: poeple said mine was bad.

I wrote: well yours is bad but for god sake this 1 by yourself is to long to crap to rubbish and to round it off you cant rap

funning hillarious!

And people said MINE was bad!

If you gotta PS2, you've got a console that's poo
AN Xbox, it's like sandals with socks
THe Gamecube its really Game-good
and I'm gonna stop making up crapness!!

(Chorus)
OH! I make crap songs and everybody laughs
at the crapness of what i say when I play draughts
it's what I'm doing right now, but not quite well,
It's like being underneath an X-Box when it just fell

If you don't play games, then you should read books
Or watch films that are really converted books
Or you play with lego and have a lot of fun
And finish it off with a Hot Cross Bun

(Chorus)
OH! I make crap songs and everybody laughs
at the crapness of what i say when I play draughts
it's what I'm doing right now, but not quite well,
It's like being underneath an X-Box when it just fell

Hm, I should have pput thought into that, as you may have noticed, I made it up as I went along.

I am thinking I should have actually done it to a tune.

Ah well.

Hehe.