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Well, I'm bored, as always. So let's do a game, that's always brighten's the mood.
Well, somtimes.
Anyway, waht you have to do is pick a popular game (or an unpopular one if you want) and change the name into a humerous pun or something, then re-build the game around it.
Now, as you're confused, I'll so a little example for the less intelligent ones (all of you)
The game is PaxMan. Yes, that wonderful Newsnight and University Challange presenter had been imortalised in a game, how sweet.
you go around collecting yummy and interesting news stories, then spit them out as boring piles of crap. Then usually eat them back up again, this time for good (we hope).
But be careful, 4 angry University Challenge contestants are out to get you.
After all, 14th century French piggy-bank evaluators is a very popular topic to study.
Lovely.
Or you could choose something like Gayman Revolution, Half-Knife or the controversial and dirty classic Womb Raider. No, let's not.
OK, off you go then.
Cheers,
FFF
Well, somtimes.
Anyway, waht you have to do is pick a popular game (or an unpopular one if you want) and change the name into a humerous pun or something, then re-build the game around it.
Now, as you're confused, I'll so a little example for the less intelligent ones (all of you)
The game is PaxMan. Yes, that wonderful Newsnight and University Challange presenter had been imortalised in a game, how sweet.
you go around collecting yummy and interesting news stories, then spit them out as boring piles of crap. Then usually eat them back up again, this time for good (we hope).
But be careful, 4 angry University Challenge contestants are out to get you.
After all, 14th century French piggy-bank evaluators is a very popular topic to study.
Lovely.
Or you could choose something like Gayman Revolution, Half-Knife or the controversial and dirty classic Womb Raider. No, let's not.
OK, off you go then.
Cheers,
FFF
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Sims inflate... it's a party game like Mario Party 3!
You have to blow up a Sim sex doll until it bursts. But that's only the name of the game. You can also go through shops for the best price on Sims. Claire the Bear is your master enemy like Bowser is in Mario Party 3. Then what happens is you have to protect your garbage!
You have to blow up a Sim sex doll until it bursts. But that's only the name of the game. You can also go through shops for the best price on Sims. Claire the Bear is your master enemy like Bowser is in Mario Party 3. Then what happens is you have to protect your garbage!
How dare you tarnish a game with Monkeys in!
Chunky Island
You play Gaybrash Fourpweed , a homosexual searching for ramantic love in this enthralling game of island clubing, where you must search for the right man. After a while you find a mean Pirate Radio guy called buccaner de (insert word begining with F that ryhmes with chuck) who is intent of stealling the guy of your dreams.
You play Gaybrash Fourpweed , a homosexual searching for ramantic love in this enthralling game of island clubing, where you must search for the right man. After a while you find a mean Pirate Radio guy called buccaner de (insert word begining with F that ryhmes with chuck) who is intent of stealling the guy of your dreams.
Bed Alert
You are sciving off a day from school, but your parents sent you to bed, so you can't play your favourite games. However, your parents are downstairs and you have a console in your room. You can play it, but you must get back in bed when you here them coming back up the stairs, so they don't know you're playing the console. If caught, you are sent to school. You can choose from various consoles to play, various bed rooms, parents, houses, beds and characters to play as.
You are sciving off a day from school, but your parents sent you to bed, so you can't play your favourite games. However, your parents are downstairs and you have a console in your room. You can play it, but you must get back in bed when you here them coming back up the stairs, so they don't know you're playing the console. If caught, you are sent to school. You can choose from various consoles to play, various bed rooms, parents, houses, beds and characters to play as.
Max Stain.
You play as Max, a middle-aged butler at the Ritz Hotel. You must dodge the hotels customers to reach the end of levelr stain, which you must clean up within a set time limit, or they confiscate your annoying upper-class accent.
You play as Max, a middle-aged butler at the Ritz Hotel. You must dodge the hotels customers to reach the end of levelr stain, which you must clean up within a set time limit, or they confiscate your annoying upper-class accent.
If you're caught.. you get left on a trolley to die!
NHS 2002
In NHS, you play from a choice of geriatrics, with the goal to escape from either the hospital, mental instituion or the old people's home.
Rated "Decression Advised" due to partial nudity content :P
No monkeys were harmed (intentionally) in the making of this post.
MOW
In NHS, you play from a choice of geriatrics, with the goal to escape from either the hospital, mental instituion or the old people's home.
Rated "Decression Advised" due to partial nudity content :P
No monkeys were harmed (intentionally) in the making of this post.
MOW
Shred Alert 2!
You are in an office and you have to stop some vital documents getting shreded in the shredder! You command an army of small plastic figurines!
The add on pack!
Yuri's Revenge... there is a master shredder man russina man now working at your office! You have to steal his coffee and choco biccies to stop him. Time is against you!
You are in an office and you have to stop some vital documents getting shreded in the shredder! You command an army of small plastic figurines!
The add on pack!
Yuri's Revenge... there is a master shredder man russina man now working at your office! You have to steal his coffee and choco biccies to stop him. Time is against you!
Gran tourismo
where you control one of 500 grannies, you can race in 50+ supermarkets armed with shin bashing trollies.
later you can unlock other modes like seeing how far you can go without a walking stick and how many stairs you can climb without the lift.
there will be licences which have stages like learning to use a walking frame and a walking stick (depending on granny model) to using the stenner stair lift.
where you control one of 500 grannies, you can race in 50+ supermarkets armed with shin bashing trollies.
later you can unlock other modes like seeing how far you can go without a walking stick and how many stairs you can climb without the lift.
there will be licences which have stages like learning to use a walking frame and a walking stick (depending on granny model) to using the stenner stair lift.
Line-Crisis
You have 24 hours to rescue the great line dancers of Hoogachoogawaawaaville before they are forced to perform an endless version of Riverdance...
You have 24 hours to rescue the great line dancers of Hoogachoogawaawaaville before they are forced to perform an endless version of Riverdance...
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