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"Contradiction"

I was using my computer when I thought of how stupid Microsoft are. They actually called there somthing that it clearly doesn't do! Anyway here it is.

Microsoft Works

red face is a bloody indian

Unbeliever wrote:
> The correct term for this is "Oxymoron".


My god, I was right!



*falls on floor in shock*

I have read that as well azul you bloody indian lier

Red-Face wrote:
> I was using my computer when I thought of how stupid Microsoft are.

Lies!
I've read that exact sentence somewhere else!
So you didn't think!
Hah!
I have foiled you evil plan.
Or what ever it was.

*runs*

The correct term for this is "Oxymoron". Here's a list of a few....

Top 20 Oxymorons

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

My PC (WinXP) had a mare last night, decided that it diddn't like the floppy drive anymore, and now it don't work.

And I've had loads of trouble installing the driver for my MP3 player, and the scanner has never worked.

Bloody PCs! I hate them! I'll be so much happier when I don't have to use them daily.

But Microsoft Works does work. You probably just buggared it up by installing loads of spyware and viruses somewhere.

Microsoft Works is more of an Oxymoron than a contradiction.


*Tries to look smart. Fails*

:D

I agree with all! (?)

Cyclone wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> *Types away happily on his iMac*
>
> Looo-hoo-hooo-sers
>
> Me on G4 at moment.
>
> My PC is being corrected for a virus. That Works made worse. Somehow.

PC's clearly win, can you play normal games on MAC'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Although, Bill Gates does annoy me.