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“Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the special reserve arena!”. Joey Styles and Al Snow are at ringside to provide commentary for this special stipulation match. A two out of three falls match-up between Bottie Wrestlings’ greatest export The True Bottie Man (Tazz) and Mouldy Cheese.
A giant block of slightly off-looking Swiss cheese appears on the Titan-Tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D as the Last resort by ‘Papa Roach’ plays and Mouldy Cheese emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron clad in his customary yellow, with holes, tights. There is cheering from some sections of the crowd, which causes Cheese to wear a slightly puzzled expression as he’s used to being roundly booed.
Limp Bizkit’s reworking of ‘Faith’ rumbles through the state-of-the-art sound system in the SR arena as the rather phat, True Bottie Man (Tazz) comes through the curtain and he’s brought back up with him! T-Devil (Jackass), TBM’s tag-team partner will be with him at ring-side during this match-up. The fans boo, boo and boo some more, as it has become obvious that they do not like the True Bottie Man whatsoever.
FIRST FALL
Referee John ‘Pewee’ Moore, officiating his first match since his ECW days, checks both men over before calling for the bell. This one is under way, but Cheese is too busy bad mouthing T-Devil who is stood at ringside and True Bottie Man takes advantage hitting his smaller opponent with a double axe handle, knocking Cheese to the ground.
Cheese is quickly back to his feet though only to be nailed by a running clothesline from his much larger opponent. True Bottie bounces off the ropes and goes for a splash but Cheese rolls out of the way. Cheese grabs the big mans leg and lock in a half Boston crab, but TBM is too close to the ropes and stretches for the bottom rope, causing the ref to break the hold.
Both men get back to their feet and Mouldy Cheese grabs for TBM’s arm, locking him in a standing armbar. TBM powers out though, pulling Cheese towards him and in one fluid motion hitting the Bottie T! Cover, but TBM didn’t hook the leg and Cheese kicks out at one! TBM again runs at Cheese with an attempted clothesline, but these time the Cheesy one ducks and as TBM comes back off the ropes Cheese hits a textbook perfect drop toe hold and follows up by floating over and locking The True Bottie Man in an STF! He’s stretch out the big man. But the former five time Bottie Champion refuses to tap out and Cheese eventually breaks the hold.
Cheese drags the True Bottie Man to his feet, but he hits the low bottie!!! That had absolutely no effect on Mouldy Cheese who stands looking rather puzzled, before locking on a fujiwara armbar! True Bottie breaks the hold though by hitting a couple of head-butts to the back of Mouldy Cheese’s head! Mouldy Cheese lies on the canvas clutching at the back of his head but The True Bottie Man (Tazz) is back to his feet and he goes and stands over Cheeses fallen body before bringing his entire weight crashing butt-first on to the fallen grappler! True Bottie doesn’t make the cover though and instead heads for the corner.
Cheese is flat out in the centre of the ring. As the True Bottie Man ascends to the top turnbuckle, he raise both hands, signalling to the crowd that he’s going for his finisher. Surely not though, as Cheese is much too far away for TBM to hit the Banzai drop? “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOD!” Screams Joey Styles as TBM propels himself backwards from the top rope and halfway across the ring before landing butt-first on Mouldy Cheese. That has to be the biggest Banzai drop in history!?! The count is almost academic 1 2 3. The first fall goes to the True Bottie Man. Things are looking bad for Mouldy Cheese who is clutching his chest in absolute agony.
T-Devil (Jackass) stands at ringside looking smug at the way his partner just took Cheese apart in the first fall.
SECOND FALL
Mouldy Cheese is really struggling to get his breath back. He may have a damaged chest and not be able to continue in this match up! The referee is trying desperately to keep the TBM back as check on the condition of Cheese. The Mouldy One eventually gives the signal that he is good to go though and ‘Pewee’ calls for the bell. TBM immediately sprint across the ring and nails a huge clothesline, which sends Mouldy Cheese for a full 360° loop! True Bottie Man immediately bounces off the ropes and hits a big leg drop before going for the cover 1 2 Cheese rolls the shoulder at two though. The True Bottie man is trying to end this one early!
True Bottie (Tazz) drags Cheese back to his feet and pulls him by his hair into the corner. The referee is admonishing the True Bottie Man, who has positioned Cheese in the corner before letting go of his hair. TBM now climbs the ropes and reigns the punches in on Cheese 1 2 3 4 5 6 the fans count along as the blows crash down on cheeses head! 7 8 9. POWERBOMB!!! “OH MY GOD” Screams Joey Styles again as Al Snow mocks his broadcast colleague. Cheese just used TBMs position to his advantage power-bombing him right out of the corner. The Mouldy one makes the cover but True Bottie Man bench-presses him up and off. Cheese unluckily goes sideways between the bottom and the middle rope and goes crashing to the floor.
The True Bottie Man sees his opportunity and immediately gets right in the referees face while T-Devil (Jackass) gets a dozen cheap shots in on the floor before rolling Mouldy Cheese back into the ring. The Mouldy One just about manages to regain his feet but TBM immediately locks him ready for the People’s bottie! Cheese swings a couple of elbows to face of TBM though and as the former Bottie Champion collapses back into the corner Cheese breathes a sigh of relief.
Mouldy Cheese now sits true Bottie on the ropes and runs to the opposite corner. Cheese runs towards bottie and jumps on to the bottom rope next to him. Springboard, as Cheese bounces towards True Bottie he grabs his arm and pulls him off the top ropes, holding on as they both go crashing to the canvas! That was a Springboard, Super Jumping Arm-Bar! I’ve never seen anything like that before! TBM is hurt and quickly taps out giving the second fall to Mouldy Cheese and leaving this match hanging in the balance.
FINAL FALL
The True Bottie Man is quickly back to his feet, but is clutching at his arm from the submission hold he just took. The bell rings and Cheese immediately grabs for the arm, perhaps looking to end the final fall early, but TBM was expecting it and whips The Mouldy One into the corner.
True Bottie Man (Tazz) follows in going for a corner splash, but Cheese drags the referee in the way, before getting out of the corner. TBM crashes into the referee squashing him like a pancake. T-Devil immediately takes advantage grabbing a chair and running into the ring. He raises the chair up and brings a devastating chair shot down right on to Mouldy Cheese’s head. Cheese goes to one knee but staggers back up. So T-Devil hits another Chair shot! Cheese again goes to one knee but gets back up on to distinctly rubbery legs. A Third chair shot form T-Devil! This time Cheese crashes to the mat. TBM delivers a standing splash and makes the cover. But Pewee is still down! T-Devil drags the limp referee across and grabs his arm. He pulls it up and brings it down to the mat! He’s making the count!! 1 2
CLANG!!! The sound of the Cong Man bringing a chair crashing down on to the back of T-Devil’s head interrupts the count. The True Bottie Man gets to his feet and hits a super-kick on Cong. What TBM hasn’t seen though is Hawk (Afro Joe) the Cong Man’s tag-team partner stood behind him. Hawk blind-sides TBM and in a display of awesome raw power, lifts the 420-pounder for the screwdriver! True Bottie Man’s full body weight comes crashing down on to his own head and he lays sprawled in the centre of the ring as the Cong Man and Hawk drag T-Devil back up the ramp and through the curtains.
Mouldy Cheese gets back to his feet and pulls the now dead weight of The True Bottie Man up as well. Cheese just manages to lift the weight of the big man for a back breaker. Cheese makes the cover 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the fans count all the way to ten, but there is still no referee! Suddenly CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant) sprints through the curtain wearing a referees’ shirt! He makes the count 1 2, but True Bottie Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Mouldy Cheese pounds the mat in frustration and stares hard at his buddy Reaver. Reaver turns away to go and check on the condition of John ‘Pewee’ Moore, conveniently missing Mouldy Cheese nailing TBM with a chair shot using the chair which the Cong Man left in the ring! TBM is on rubber legs but he hasn’t gone down! Cheese grabs both of the True Bottie Mans arms before wrapping them around his neck and barely elevating him off the ground for the Mouldmission. Reaver calls for the bell! Mouldy Cheese has won, although I’m not altogether sure that True Bottie Man actually tapped out! That’s academic now though as we go over to Howard Finkel for the official word.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by two falls to one…Mouldy Cheese!”
Congratulations to Mouldy Cheese who gets to keep Tazz!
A giant block of slightly off-looking Swiss cheese appears on the Titan-Tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D as the Last resort by ‘Papa Roach’ plays and Mouldy Cheese emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron clad in his customary yellow, with holes, tights. There is cheering from some sections of the crowd, which causes Cheese to wear a slightly puzzled expression as he’s used to being roundly booed.
Limp Bizkit’s reworking of ‘Faith’ rumbles through the state-of-the-art sound system in the SR arena as the rather phat, True Bottie Man (Tazz) comes through the curtain and he’s brought back up with him! T-Devil (Jackass), TBM’s tag-team partner will be with him at ring-side during this match-up. The fans boo, boo and boo some more, as it has become obvious that they do not like the True Bottie Man whatsoever.
FIRST FALL
Referee John ‘Pewee’ Moore, officiating his first match since his ECW days, checks both men over before calling for the bell. This one is under way, but Cheese is too busy bad mouthing T-Devil who is stood at ringside and True Bottie Man takes advantage hitting his smaller opponent with a double axe handle, knocking Cheese to the ground.
Cheese is quickly back to his feet though only to be nailed by a running clothesline from his much larger opponent. True Bottie bounces off the ropes and goes for a splash but Cheese rolls out of the way. Cheese grabs the big mans leg and lock in a half Boston crab, but TBM is too close to the ropes and stretches for the bottom rope, causing the ref to break the hold.
Both men get back to their feet and Mouldy Cheese grabs for TBM’s arm, locking him in a standing armbar. TBM powers out though, pulling Cheese towards him and in one fluid motion hitting the Bottie T! Cover, but TBM didn’t hook the leg and Cheese kicks out at one! TBM again runs at Cheese with an attempted clothesline, but these time the Cheesy one ducks and as TBM comes back off the ropes Cheese hits a textbook perfect drop toe hold and follows up by floating over and locking The True Bottie Man in an STF! He’s stretch out the big man. But the former five time Bottie Champion refuses to tap out and Cheese eventually breaks the hold.
Cheese drags the True Bottie Man to his feet, but he hits the low bottie!!! That had absolutely no effect on Mouldy Cheese who stands looking rather puzzled, before locking on a fujiwara armbar! True Bottie breaks the hold though by hitting a couple of head-butts to the back of Mouldy Cheese’s head! Mouldy Cheese lies on the canvas clutching at the back of his head but The True Bottie Man (Tazz) is back to his feet and he goes and stands over Cheeses fallen body before bringing his entire weight crashing butt-first on to the fallen grappler! True Bottie doesn’t make the cover though and instead heads for the corner.
Cheese is flat out in the centre of the ring. As the True Bottie Man ascends to the top turnbuckle, he raise both hands, signalling to the crowd that he’s going for his finisher. Surely not though, as Cheese is much too far away for TBM to hit the Banzai drop? “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOD!” Screams Joey Styles as TBM propels himself backwards from the top rope and halfway across the ring before landing butt-first on Mouldy Cheese. That has to be the biggest Banzai drop in history!?! The count is almost academic 1 2 3. The first fall goes to the True Bottie Man. Things are looking bad for Mouldy Cheese who is clutching his chest in absolute agony.
T-Devil (Jackass) stands at ringside looking smug at the way his partner just took Cheese apart in the first fall.
SECOND FALL
Mouldy Cheese is really struggling to get his breath back. He may have a damaged chest and not be able to continue in this match up! The referee is trying desperately to keep the TBM back as check on the condition of Cheese. The Mouldy One eventually gives the signal that he is good to go though and ‘Pewee’ calls for the bell. TBM immediately sprint across the ring and nails a huge clothesline, which sends Mouldy Cheese for a full 360° loop! True Bottie Man immediately bounces off the ropes and hits a big leg drop before going for the cover 1 2 Cheese rolls the shoulder at two though. The True Bottie man is trying to end this one early!
True Bottie (Tazz) drags Cheese back to his feet and pulls him by his hair into the corner. The referee is admonishing the True Bottie Man, who has positioned Cheese in the corner before letting go of his hair. TBM now climbs the ropes and reigns the punches in on Cheese 1 2 3 4 5 6 the fans count along as the blows crash down on cheeses head! 7 8 9. POWERBOMB!!! “OH MY GOD” Screams Joey Styles again as Al Snow mocks his broadcast colleague. Cheese just used TBMs position to his advantage power-bombing him right out of the corner. The Mouldy one makes the cover but True Bottie Man bench-presses him up and off. Cheese unluckily goes sideways between the bottom and the middle rope and goes crashing to the floor.
The True Bottie Man sees his opportunity and immediately gets right in the referees face while T-Devil (Jackass) gets a dozen cheap shots in on the floor before rolling Mouldy Cheese back into the ring. The Mouldy One just about manages to regain his feet but TBM immediately locks him ready for the People’s bottie! Cheese swings a couple of elbows to face of TBM though and as the former Bottie Champion collapses back into the corner Cheese breathes a sigh of relief.
Mouldy Cheese now sits true Bottie on the ropes and runs to the opposite corner. Cheese runs towards bottie and jumps on to the bottom rope next to him. Springboard, as Cheese bounces towards True Bottie he grabs his arm and pulls him off the top ropes, holding on as they both go crashing to the canvas! That was a Springboard, Super Jumping Arm-Bar! I’ve never seen anything like that before! TBM is hurt and quickly taps out giving the second fall to Mouldy Cheese and leaving this match hanging in the balance.
FINAL FALL
The True Bottie Man is quickly back to his feet, but is clutching at his arm from the submission hold he just took. The bell rings and Cheese immediately grabs for the arm, perhaps looking to end the final fall early, but TBM was expecting it and whips The Mouldy One into the corner.
True Bottie Man (Tazz) follows in going for a corner splash, but Cheese drags the referee in the way, before getting out of the corner. TBM crashes into the referee squashing him like a pancake. T-Devil immediately takes advantage grabbing a chair and running into the ring. He raises the chair up and brings a devastating chair shot down right on to Mouldy Cheese’s head. Cheese goes to one knee but staggers back up. So T-Devil hits another Chair shot! Cheese again goes to one knee but gets back up on to distinctly rubbery legs. A Third chair shot form T-Devil! This time Cheese crashes to the mat. TBM delivers a standing splash and makes the cover. But Pewee is still down! T-Devil drags the limp referee across and grabs his arm. He pulls it up and brings it down to the mat! He’s making the count!! 1 2
CLANG!!! The sound of the Cong Man bringing a chair crashing down on to the back of T-Devil’s head interrupts the count. The True Bottie Man gets to his feet and hits a super-kick on Cong. What TBM hasn’t seen though is Hawk (Afro Joe) the Cong Man’s tag-team partner stood behind him. Hawk blind-sides TBM and in a display of awesome raw power, lifts the 420-pounder for the screwdriver! True Bottie Man’s full body weight comes crashing down on to his own head and he lays sprawled in the centre of the ring as the Cong Man and Hawk drag T-Devil back up the ramp and through the curtains.
Mouldy Cheese gets back to his feet and pulls the now dead weight of The True Bottie Man up as well. Cheese just manages to lift the weight of the big man for a back breaker. Cheese makes the cover 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the fans count all the way to ten, but there is still no referee! Suddenly CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant) sprints through the curtain wearing a referees’ shirt! He makes the count 1 2, but True Bottie Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Mouldy Cheese pounds the mat in frustration and stares hard at his buddy Reaver. Reaver turns away to go and check on the condition of John ‘Pewee’ Moore, conveniently missing Mouldy Cheese nailing TBM with a chair shot using the chair which the Cong Man left in the ring! TBM is on rubber legs but he hasn’t gone down! Cheese grabs both of the True Bottie Mans arms before wrapping them around his neck and barely elevating him off the ground for the Mouldmission. Reaver calls for the bell! Mouldy Cheese has won, although I’m not altogether sure that True Bottie Man actually tapped out! That’s academic now though as we go over to Howard Finkel for the official word.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by two falls to one…Mouldy Cheese!”
Congratulations to Mouldy Cheese who gets to keep Tazz!
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That was a Springboard, Super Jumping Arm-Bar! I’ve never seen anything like that before!
Me either!
Top match, top move!
Your getting to be very good at this now Congo, keep it up.
:-)
Congrats to Mouldy for keeping Tazz and unlucky to Tazz for errm not getting his grubby mitts on him.
That was a Springboard, Super Jumping Arm-Bar! I’ve never seen anything like that before!
Me either!
Top match, top move!
Your getting to be very good at this now Congo, keep it up.
:-)
Congrats to Mouldy for keeping Tazz and unlucky to Tazz for errm not getting his grubby mitts on him.
Woah...just reading your match and picturing it, I actually grimaced when I read the "he nails the Bottie T". :D First time I've done that.
Awesome match Cong Man, brilliant action and I was involved, which makes it brilliant.
Great stuff, a top read.
Congrats to Cheese, who keeps Tazz.
Awesome match Cong Man, brilliant action and I was involved, which makes it brilliant.
Great stuff, a top read.
Congrats to Cheese, who keeps Tazz.
“Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the special reserve arena!”. Joey Styles and Al Snow are at ringside to provide commentary for this special stipulation match. A two out of three falls match-up between Bottie Wrestlings’ greatest export The True Bottie Man (Tazz) and Mouldy Cheese.
A giant block of slightly off-looking Swiss cheese appears on the Titan-Tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D as the Last resort by ‘Papa Roach’ plays and Mouldy Cheese emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron clad in his customary yellow, with holes, tights. There is cheering from some sections of the crowd, which causes Cheese to wear a slightly puzzled expression as he’s used to being roundly booed.
Limp Bizkit’s reworking of ‘Faith’ rumbles through the state-of-the-art sound system in the SR arena as the rather phat, True Bottie Man (Tazz) comes through the curtain and he’s brought back up with him! T-Devil (Jackass), TBM’s tag-team partner will be with him at ring-side during this match-up. The fans boo, boo and boo some more, as it has become obvious that they do not like the True Bottie Man whatsoever.
FIRST FALL
Referee John ‘Pewee’ Moore, officiating his first match since his ECW days, checks both men over before calling for the bell. This one is under way, but Cheese is too busy bad mouthing T-Devil who is stood at ringside and True Bottie Man takes advantage hitting his smaller opponent with a double axe handle, knocking Cheese to the ground.
Cheese is quickly back to his feet though only to be nailed by a running clothesline from his much larger opponent. True Bottie bounces off the ropes and goes for a splash but Cheese rolls out of the way. Cheese grabs the big mans leg and lock in a half Boston crab, but TBM is too close to the ropes and stretches for the bottom rope, causing the ref to break the hold.
Both men get back to their feet and Mouldy Cheese grabs for TBM’s arm, locking him in a standing armbar. TBM powers out though, pulling Cheese towards him and in one fluid motion hitting the Bottie T! Cover, but TBM didn’t hook the leg and Cheese kicks out at one! TBM again runs at Cheese with an attempted clothesline, but these time the Cheesy one ducks and as TBM comes back off the ropes Cheese hits a textbook perfect drop toe hold and follows up by floating over and locking The True Bottie Man in an STF! He’s stretch out the big man. But the former five time Bottie Champion refuses to tap out and Cheese eventually breaks the hold.
Cheese drags the True Bottie Man to his feet, but he hits the low bottie!!! That had absolutely no effect on Mouldy Cheese who stands looking rather puzzled, before locking on a fujiwara armbar! True Bottie breaks the hold though by hitting a couple of head-butts to the back of Mouldy Cheese’s head! Mouldy Cheese lies on the canvas clutching at the back of his head but The True Bottie Man (Tazz) is back to his feet and he goes and stands over Cheeses fallen body before bringing his entire weight crashing butt-first on to the fallen grappler! True Bottie doesn’t make the cover though and instead heads for the corner.
Cheese is flat out in the centre of the ring. As the True Bottie Man ascends to the top turnbuckle, he raise both hands, signalling to the crowd that he’s going for his finisher. Surely not though, as Cheese is much too far away for TBM to hit the Banzai drop? “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOD!” Screams Joey Styles as TBM propels himself backwards from the top rope and halfway across the ring before landing butt-first on Mouldy Cheese. That has to be the biggest Banzai drop in history!?! The count is almost academic 1 2 3. The first fall goes to the True Bottie Man. Things are looking bad for Mouldy Cheese who is clutching his chest in absolute agony.
T-Devil (Jackass) stands at ringside looking smug at the way his partner just took Cheese apart in the first fall.
SECOND FALL
Mouldy Cheese is really struggling to get his breath back. He may have a damaged chest and not be able to continue in this match up! The referee is trying desperately to keep the TBM back as check on the condition of Cheese. The Mouldy One eventually gives the signal that he is good to go though and ‘Pewee’ calls for the bell. TBM immediately sprint across the ring and nails a huge clothesline, which sends Mouldy Cheese for a full 360° loop! True Bottie Man immediately bounces off the ropes and hits a big leg drop before going for the cover 1 2 Cheese rolls the shoulder at two though. The True Bottie man is trying to end this one early!
True Bottie (Tazz) drags Cheese back to his feet and pulls him by his hair into the corner. The referee is admonishing the True Bottie Man, who has positioned Cheese in the corner before letting go of his hair. TBM now climbs the ropes and reigns the punches in on Cheese 1 2 3 4 5 6 the fans count along as the blows crash down on cheeses head! 7 8 9. POWERBOMB!!! “OH MY GOD” Screams Joey Styles again as Al Snow mocks his broadcast colleague. Cheese just used TBMs position to his advantage power-bombing him right out of the corner. The Mouldy one makes the cover but True Bottie Man bench-presses him up and off. Cheese unluckily goes sideways between the bottom and the middle rope and goes crashing to the floor.
The True Bottie Man sees his opportunity and immediately gets right in the referees face while T-Devil (Jackass) gets a dozen cheap shots in on the floor before rolling Mouldy Cheese back into the ring. The Mouldy One just about manages to regain his feet but TBM immediately locks him ready for the People’s bottie! Cheese swings a couple of elbows to face of TBM though and as the former Bottie Champion collapses back into the corner Cheese breathes a sigh of relief.
Mouldy Cheese now sits true Bottie on the ropes and runs to the opposite corner. Cheese runs towards bottie and jumps on to the bottom rope next to him. Springboard, as Cheese bounces towards True Bottie he grabs his arm and pulls him off the top ropes, holding on as they both go crashing to the canvas! That was a Springboard, Super Jumping Arm-Bar! I’ve never seen anything like that before! TBM is hurt and quickly taps out giving the second fall to Mouldy Cheese and leaving this match hanging in the balance.
FINAL FALL
The True Bottie Man is quickly back to his feet, but is clutching at his arm from the submission hold he just took. The bell rings and Cheese immediately grabs for the arm, perhaps looking to end the final fall early, but TBM was expecting it and whips The Mouldy One into the corner.
True Bottie Man (Tazz) follows in going for a corner splash, but Cheese drags the referee in the way, before getting out of the corner. TBM crashes into the referee squashing him like a pancake. T-Devil immediately takes advantage grabbing a chair and running into the ring. He raises the chair up and brings a devastating chair shot down right on to Mouldy Cheese’s head. Cheese goes to one knee but staggers back up. So T-Devil hits another Chair shot! Cheese again goes to one knee but gets back up on to distinctly rubbery legs. A Third chair shot form T-Devil! This time Cheese crashes to the mat. TBM delivers a standing splash and makes the cover. But Pewee is still down! T-Devil drags the limp referee across and grabs his arm. He pulls it up and brings it down to the mat! He’s making the count!! 1 2
CLANG!!! The sound of the Cong Man bringing a chair crashing down on to the back of T-Devil’s head interrupts the count. The True Bottie Man gets to his feet and hits a super-kick on Cong. What TBM hasn’t seen though is Hawk (Afro Joe) the Cong Man’s tag-team partner stood behind him. Hawk blind-sides TBM and in a display of awesome raw power, lifts the 420-pounder for the screwdriver! True Bottie Man’s full body weight comes crashing down on to his own head and he lays sprawled in the centre of the ring as the Cong Man and Hawk drag T-Devil back up the ramp and through the curtains.
Mouldy Cheese gets back to his feet and pulls the now dead weight of The True Bottie Man up as well. Cheese just manages to lift the weight of the big man for a back breaker. Cheese makes the cover 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the fans count all the way to ten, but there is still no referee! Suddenly CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant) sprints through the curtain wearing a referees’ shirt! He makes the count 1 2, but True Bottie Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Mouldy Cheese pounds the mat in frustration and stares hard at his buddy Reaver. Reaver turns away to go and check on the condition of John ‘Pewee’ Moore, conveniently missing Mouldy Cheese nailing TBM with a chair shot using the chair which the Cong Man left in the ring! TBM is on rubber legs but he hasn’t gone down! Cheese grabs both of the True Bottie Mans arms before wrapping them around his neck and barely elevating him off the ground for the Mouldmission. Reaver calls for the bell! Mouldy Cheese has won, although I’m not altogether sure that True Bottie Man actually tapped out! That’s academic now though as we go over to Howard Finkel for the official word.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by two falls to one…Mouldy Cheese!”
Congratulations to Mouldy Cheese who gets to keep Tazz!
A giant block of slightly off-looking Swiss cheese appears on the Titan-Tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D as the Last resort by ‘Papa Roach’ plays and Mouldy Cheese emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron clad in his customary yellow, with holes, tights. There is cheering from some sections of the crowd, which causes Cheese to wear a slightly puzzled expression as he’s used to being roundly booed.
Limp Bizkit’s reworking of ‘Faith’ rumbles through the state-of-the-art sound system in the SR arena as the rather phat, True Bottie Man (Tazz) comes through the curtain and he’s brought back up with him! T-Devil (Jackass), TBM’s tag-team partner will be with him at ring-side during this match-up. The fans boo, boo and boo some more, as it has become obvious that they do not like the True Bottie Man whatsoever.
FIRST FALL
Referee John ‘Pewee’ Moore, officiating his first match since his ECW days, checks both men over before calling for the bell. This one is under way, but Cheese is too busy bad mouthing T-Devil who is stood at ringside and True Bottie Man takes advantage hitting his smaller opponent with a double axe handle, knocking Cheese to the ground.
Cheese is quickly back to his feet though only to be nailed by a running clothesline from his much larger opponent. True Bottie bounces off the ropes and goes for a splash but Cheese rolls out of the way. Cheese grabs the big mans leg and lock in a half Boston crab, but TBM is too close to the ropes and stretches for the bottom rope, causing the ref to break the hold.
Both men get back to their feet and Mouldy Cheese grabs for TBM’s arm, locking him in a standing armbar. TBM powers out though, pulling Cheese towards him and in one fluid motion hitting the Bottie T! Cover, but TBM didn’t hook the leg and Cheese kicks out at one! TBM again runs at Cheese with an attempted clothesline, but these time the Cheesy one ducks and as TBM comes back off the ropes Cheese hits a textbook perfect drop toe hold and follows up by floating over and locking The True Bottie Man in an STF! He’s stretch out the big man. But the former five time Bottie Champion refuses to tap out and Cheese eventually breaks the hold.
Cheese drags the True Bottie Man to his feet, but he hits the low bottie!!! That had absolutely no effect on Mouldy Cheese who stands looking rather puzzled, before locking on a fujiwara armbar! True Bottie breaks the hold though by hitting a couple of head-butts to the back of Mouldy Cheese’s head! Mouldy Cheese lies on the canvas clutching at the back of his head but The True Bottie Man (Tazz) is back to his feet and he goes and stands over Cheeses fallen body before bringing his entire weight crashing butt-first on to the fallen grappler! True Bottie doesn’t make the cover though and instead heads for the corner.
Cheese is flat out in the centre of the ring. As the True Bottie Man ascends to the top turnbuckle, he raise both hands, signalling to the crowd that he’s going for his finisher. Surely not though, as Cheese is much too far away for TBM to hit the Banzai drop? “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOD!” Screams Joey Styles as TBM propels himself backwards from the top rope and halfway across the ring before landing butt-first on Mouldy Cheese. That has to be the biggest Banzai drop in history!?! The count is almost academic 1 2 3. The first fall goes to the True Bottie Man. Things are looking bad for Mouldy Cheese who is clutching his chest in absolute agony.
T-Devil (Jackass) stands at ringside looking smug at the way his partner just took Cheese apart in the first fall.
SECOND FALL
Mouldy Cheese is really struggling to get his breath back. He may have a damaged chest and not be able to continue in this match up! The referee is trying desperately to keep the TBM back as check on the condition of Cheese. The Mouldy One eventually gives the signal that he is good to go though and ‘Pewee’ calls for the bell. TBM immediately sprint across the ring and nails a huge clothesline, which sends Mouldy Cheese for a full 360° loop! True Bottie Man immediately bounces off the ropes and hits a big leg drop before going for the cover 1 2 Cheese rolls the shoulder at two though. The True Bottie man is trying to end this one early!
True Bottie (Tazz) drags Cheese back to his feet and pulls him by his hair into the corner. The referee is admonishing the True Bottie Man, who has positioned Cheese in the corner before letting go of his hair. TBM now climbs the ropes and reigns the punches in on Cheese 1 2 3 4 5 6 the fans count along as the blows crash down on cheeses head! 7 8 9. POWERBOMB!!! “OH MY GOD” Screams Joey Styles again as Al Snow mocks his broadcast colleague. Cheese just used TBMs position to his advantage power-bombing him right out of the corner. The Mouldy one makes the cover but True Bottie Man bench-presses him up and off. Cheese unluckily goes sideways between the bottom and the middle rope and goes crashing to the floor.
The True Bottie Man sees his opportunity and immediately gets right in the referees face while T-Devil (Jackass) gets a dozen cheap shots in on the floor before rolling Mouldy Cheese back into the ring. The Mouldy One just about manages to regain his feet but TBM immediately locks him ready for the People’s bottie! Cheese swings a couple of elbows to face of TBM though and as the former Bottie Champion collapses back into the corner Cheese breathes a sigh of relief.
Mouldy Cheese now sits true Bottie on the ropes and runs to the opposite corner. Cheese runs towards bottie and jumps on to the bottom rope next to him. Springboard, as Cheese bounces towards True Bottie he grabs his arm and pulls him off the top ropes, holding on as they both go crashing to the canvas! That was a Springboard, Super Jumping Arm-Bar! I’ve never seen anything like that before! TBM is hurt and quickly taps out giving the second fall to Mouldy Cheese and leaving this match hanging in the balance.
FINAL FALL
The True Bottie Man is quickly back to his feet, but is clutching at his arm from the submission hold he just took. The bell rings and Cheese immediately grabs for the arm, perhaps looking to end the final fall early, but TBM was expecting it and whips The Mouldy One into the corner.
True Bottie Man (Tazz) follows in going for a corner splash, but Cheese drags the referee in the way, before getting out of the corner. TBM crashes into the referee squashing him like a pancake. T-Devil immediately takes advantage grabbing a chair and running into the ring. He raises the chair up and brings a devastating chair shot down right on to Mouldy Cheese’s head. Cheese goes to one knee but staggers back up. So T-Devil hits another Chair shot! Cheese again goes to one knee but gets back up on to distinctly rubbery legs. A Third chair shot form T-Devil! This time Cheese crashes to the mat. TBM delivers a standing splash and makes the cover. But Pewee is still down! T-Devil drags the limp referee across and grabs his arm. He pulls it up and brings it down to the mat! He’s making the count!! 1 2
CLANG!!! The sound of the Cong Man bringing a chair crashing down on to the back of T-Devil’s head interrupts the count. The True Bottie Man gets to his feet and hits a super-kick on Cong. What TBM hasn’t seen though is Hawk (Afro Joe) the Cong Man’s tag-team partner stood behind him. Hawk blind-sides TBM and in a display of awesome raw power, lifts the 420-pounder for the screwdriver! True Bottie Man’s full body weight comes crashing down on to his own head and he lays sprawled in the centre of the ring as the Cong Man and Hawk drag T-Devil back up the ramp and through the curtains.
Mouldy Cheese gets back to his feet and pulls the now dead weight of The True Bottie Man up as well. Cheese just manages to lift the weight of the big man for a back breaker. Cheese makes the cover 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the fans count all the way to ten, but there is still no referee! Suddenly CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant) sprints through the curtain wearing a referees’ shirt! He makes the count 1 2, but True Bottie Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Mouldy Cheese pounds the mat in frustration and stares hard at his buddy Reaver. Reaver turns away to go and check on the condition of John ‘Pewee’ Moore, conveniently missing Mouldy Cheese nailing TBM with a chair shot using the chair which the Cong Man left in the ring! TBM is on rubber legs but he hasn’t gone down! Cheese grabs both of the True Bottie Mans arms before wrapping them around his neck and barely elevating him off the ground for the Mouldmission. Reaver calls for the bell! Mouldy Cheese has won, although I’m not altogether sure that True Bottie Man actually tapped out! That’s academic now though as we go over to Howard Finkel for the official word.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by two falls to one…Mouldy Cheese!”
Congratulations to Mouldy Cheese who gets to keep Tazz!
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