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One day Goatboy and Wookie Monster were taking a gentle stroll along the path at the back of the local park, when suddenly a dinner plate hit Goatboy on the head.
"Ouch! That hurt," said Goatboy rubbing his head.
Just then a woman came out of a nearby house waving a rolling pin.
" Now Tony you come back here at once and wash these dishes, you're getting to lazy for your own good" Tony ran of trying to avoid the flying dishes.
"What was that all about?" asked Wookie "Dunno" replied Goatboy shrugging his shoulders.
"Let's go and see if Tony's ok" suggested Wookie.
So of they went trying to catch up to the distraught Tony.
"Hey Tony wait up!" yelled Goatboy.
Tony stopped and headed towards them.
"Why was that woman chasing you?" asked Wookie
"She's our new housekeeper, she said that I was to wash the dishes tonight but I washed them the last three nights it should be Snuggly that's doing them. She wouldn't have any of it, she started yelling at me and I ran out of the house. You saw what happened afterwards" whimpered Tony.
"Hmm that doesn't seem very fair," said Goatboy
"Let's go back and see if we can't sort something out" said Wookie.
"I think she's a witch said Tony. "Why would you say that?" asked Goatboy.
"I don't know I just have a gut feeling" replied Tony.
Shortly they arrived at Tony's house.
Wookie knocked at the door.
A small witch like woman came to answer the door.
"What do you want?" she snapped.
"Ahh I see you brought him back" she said.
"Yes…but we think that you're being unfair by making him wash the dishes all the time after all this is Tony's house" said Goatboy.
"How dare you tell me what to do" she screeched.
The three began to back away.
"You three come back here right now!" she screamed "Or I'll turn you into a…a…. Stuffed monkey" she yelled.
By this time Goatboy, Wookie and Tony had disappeared out of sight, and who can blame them because the old woman was smashing the door to pieces with a broomstick she kept near by.
"I see what you mean Tony, she is a witch" said Goatboy once they had got well clear of the witch-like woman.
"We need to find a way to get rid of her," said Wookie
"I agree said Tony " I can't get anything done without her screaming in my ear and threatening to turn me into a spammer or something like that" said Tony.
"Let's go and conjure up a plan" said Goatboy.
So a short while later they had got together a small group of people and were trying to come up with a plan to get rid of the evil housekeeper.
They all sat round a table trying to think of a plan and suddenly Grix_Thraves thought she had come up with something.
"I think I have the answer," said Grix
She whispered the plan to everyone.
A short while later they had everything ready and were heading towards Tony's house to set the trap.
A short while later they were there.
"Tony you have to be the bait. Go in the house get the woman really wild and lead her out here where we will be waiting to nab her" said Goatboy.
"No…no… I ain't going in there," said Tony, backing of.
"Will you do it for a jam doughnut?" asked Goatboy
"Nope" said Tony.
"Will you do it for two jam doughnuts?" asked Goatboy.
Tony grabbed the doughnuts and crammed them into his mouth.
"Right of you go Tony," said Wookie.
Slowly Tony proceeded towards his house.
He opened the door and went inside.
Shortly after he stepped inside some loud screaming noises were heard coming from inside the house, followed by loud yelling.
Suddenly the front door flew open.
"Right get ready," said Goatboy who was holding the rope for to release the net
They heard footsteps coming towards them. Goatboy let go of the net and it fell to the ground.
"Wait that's not the woman it's Tony" said Goatboy.
"Quick after that woman" yelled Wookie
But Tiltawhril and Strafex had already grabbed the woman.
"Quick we've got her" said Tiltawhirl.
"We'll that's that then" said Goatboy
"Wait a second this looks like a mask she's got on" said Strafex "Well take it off then" said Goatboy.
Strafex took the mask off the woman's face "It's N0.2!" said Strafex.
"Wait there's another mask," said Tiltawhirl. So he took of the mask.
"Hey it's uskgammer2002" exclaimed Tiltawhirl
"No it's not," said Wookie Monster who took of the last remaining mask.
"MrSnuggly?" They all exclaimed at the same time.
"Why did you do this to Tony?" said Wookie
"He was always stealing my doughnuts and pinching bits out of my pizza's, I wanted revenge. Becoming this woman was the only way." Replied Snuggly.
And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" said Snuggly.
"Hey where's Tony?" said Strafex.
"Look he's over there, in the bakers shop, stuffing his face with doughnuts" said Goatboy.
"He's earned it" said Wookie " He's had enough thrills and spells today, leave him be".
THE END!!!
"Ouch! That hurt," said Goatboy rubbing his head.
Just then a woman came out of a nearby house waving a rolling pin.
" Now Tony you come back here at once and wash these dishes, you're getting to lazy for your own good" Tony ran of trying to avoid the flying dishes.
"What was that all about?" asked Wookie "Dunno" replied Goatboy shrugging his shoulders.
"Let's go and see if Tony's ok" suggested Wookie.
So of they went trying to catch up to the distraught Tony.
"Hey Tony wait up!" yelled Goatboy.
Tony stopped and headed towards them.
"Why was that woman chasing you?" asked Wookie
"She's our new housekeeper, she said that I was to wash the dishes tonight but I washed them the last three nights it should be Snuggly that's doing them. She wouldn't have any of it, she started yelling at me and I ran out of the house. You saw what happened afterwards" whimpered Tony.
"Hmm that doesn't seem very fair," said Goatboy
"Let's go back and see if we can't sort something out" said Wookie.
"I think she's a witch said Tony. "Why would you say that?" asked Goatboy.
"I don't know I just have a gut feeling" replied Tony.
Shortly they arrived at Tony's house.
Wookie knocked at the door.
A small witch like woman came to answer the door.
"What do you want?" she snapped.
"Ahh I see you brought him back" she said.
"Yes…but we think that you're being unfair by making him wash the dishes all the time after all this is Tony's house" said Goatboy.
"How dare you tell me what to do" she screeched.
The three began to back away.
"You three come back here right now!" she screamed "Or I'll turn you into a…a…. Stuffed monkey" she yelled.
By this time Goatboy, Wookie and Tony had disappeared out of sight, and who can blame them because the old woman was smashing the door to pieces with a broomstick she kept near by.
"I see what you mean Tony, she is a witch" said Goatboy once they had got well clear of the witch-like woman.
"We need to find a way to get rid of her," said Wookie
"I agree said Tony " I can't get anything done without her screaming in my ear and threatening to turn me into a spammer or something like that" said Tony.
"Let's go and conjure up a plan" said Goatboy.
So a short while later they had got together a small group of people and were trying to come up with a plan to get rid of the evil housekeeper.
They all sat round a table trying to think of a plan and suddenly Grix_Thraves thought she had come up with something.
"I think I have the answer," said Grix
She whispered the plan to everyone.
A short while later they had everything ready and were heading towards Tony's house to set the trap.
A short while later they were there.
"Tony you have to be the bait. Go in the house get the woman really wild and lead her out here where we will be waiting to nab her" said Goatboy.
"No…no… I ain't going in there," said Tony, backing of.
"Will you do it for a jam doughnut?" asked Goatboy
"Nope" said Tony.
"Will you do it for two jam doughnuts?" asked Goatboy.
Tony grabbed the doughnuts and crammed them into his mouth.
"Right of you go Tony," said Wookie.
Slowly Tony proceeded towards his house.
He opened the door and went inside.
Shortly after he stepped inside some loud screaming noises were heard coming from inside the house, followed by loud yelling.
Suddenly the front door flew open.
"Right get ready," said Goatboy who was holding the rope for to release the net
They heard footsteps coming towards them. Goatboy let go of the net and it fell to the ground.
"Wait that's not the woman it's Tony" said Goatboy.
"Quick after that woman" yelled Wookie
But Tiltawhril and Strafex had already grabbed the woman.
"Quick we've got her" said Tiltawhirl.
"We'll that's that then" said Goatboy
"Wait a second this looks like a mask she's got on" said Strafex "Well take it off then" said Goatboy.
Strafex took the mask off the woman's face "It's N0.2!" said Strafex.
"Wait there's another mask," said Tiltawhirl. So he took of the mask.
"Hey it's uskgammer2002" exclaimed Tiltawhirl
"No it's not," said Wookie Monster who took of the last remaining mask.
"MrSnuggly?" They all exclaimed at the same time.
"Why did you do this to Tony?" said Wookie
"He was always stealing my doughnuts and pinching bits out of my pizza's, I wanted revenge. Becoming this woman was the only way." Replied Snuggly.
And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" said Snuggly.
"Hey where's Tony?" said Strafex.
"Look he's over there, in the bakers shop, stuffing his face with doughnuts" said Goatboy.
"He's earned it" said Wookie " He's had enough thrills and spells today, leave him be".
THE END!!!
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VenomByte wrote:
> Ah, old woman with broomstick. Obviously must be a witch.
"Tie her up
> and throw her in the lake! If she floats, she's a witch and must be
> burnt"
"And if she sinks?"
"Then she wasn't a
> witch."
That's what we are doing in Drama right now, bloody crap!
> Ah, old woman with broomstick. Obviously must be a witch.
"Tie her up
> and throw her in the lake! If she floats, she's a witch and must be
> burnt"
"And if she sinks?"
"Then she wasn't a
> witch."
That's what we are doing in Drama right now, bloody crap!
cookie monster wrote:
> I started reading, then scrolled down to see how long it was, then i stopped
> reading.
You call that long?!?!? Try one of my stories, some are over 30 pages in Word in size 12!!!!
Oh yeah, nice story Doughnut Monster, I like the idea. {:)
> I started reading, then scrolled down to see how long it was, then i stopped
> reading.
You call that long?!?!? Try one of my stories, some are over 30 pages in Word in size 12!!!!
Oh yeah, nice story Doughnut Monster, I like the idea. {:)
Ah, old woman with broomstick. Obviously must be a witch.
"Tie her up and throw her in the lake! If she floats, she's a witch and must be burnt"
"And if she sinks?"
"Then she wasn't a witch."
"Tie her up and throw her in the lake! If she floats, she's a witch and must be burnt"
"And if she sinks?"
"Then she wasn't a witch."
I dare you.
Go on read a bit more
I started reading, then scrolled down to see how long it was, then i stopped reading.
I think you'll have noticed it's a scooby doo style story but with Characters from Sr in it instead.
One day Goatboy and Wookie Monster were taking a gentle stroll along the path at the back of the local park, when suddenly a dinner plate hit Goatboy on the head.
"Ouch! That hurt," said Goatboy rubbing his head.
Just then a woman came out of a nearby house waving a rolling pin.
" Now Tony you come back here at once and wash these dishes, you're getting to lazy for your own good" Tony ran of trying to avoid the flying dishes.
"What was that all about?" asked Wookie "Dunno" replied Goatboy shrugging his shoulders.
"Let's go and see if Tony's ok" suggested Wookie.
So of they went trying to catch up to the distraught Tony.
"Hey Tony wait up!" yelled Goatboy.
Tony stopped and headed towards them.
"Why was that woman chasing you?" asked Wookie
"She's our new housekeeper, she said that I was to wash the dishes tonight but I washed them the last three nights it should be Snuggly that's doing them. She wouldn't have any of it, she started yelling at me and I ran out of the house. You saw what happened afterwards" whimpered Tony.
"Hmm that doesn't seem very fair," said Goatboy
"Let's go back and see if we can't sort something out" said Wookie.
"I think she's a witch said Tony. "Why would you say that?" asked Goatboy.
"I don't know I just have a gut feeling" replied Tony.
Shortly they arrived at Tony's house.
Wookie knocked at the door.
A small witch like woman came to answer the door.
"What do you want?" she snapped.
"Ahh I see you brought him back" she said.
"Yes…but we think that you're being unfair by making him wash the dishes all the time after all this is Tony's house" said Goatboy.
"How dare you tell me what to do" she screeched.
The three began to back away.
"You three come back here right now!" she screamed "Or I'll turn you into a…a…. Stuffed monkey" she yelled.
By this time Goatboy, Wookie and Tony had disappeared out of sight, and who can blame them because the old woman was smashing the door to pieces with a broomstick she kept near by.
"I see what you mean Tony, she is a witch" said Goatboy once they had got well clear of the witch-like woman.
"We need to find a way to get rid of her," said Wookie
"I agree said Tony " I can't get anything done without her screaming in my ear and threatening to turn me into a spammer or something like that" said Tony.
"Let's go and conjure up a plan" said Goatboy.
So a short while later they had got together a small group of people and were trying to come up with a plan to get rid of the evil housekeeper.
They all sat round a table trying to think of a plan and suddenly Grix_Thraves thought she had come up with something.
"I think I have the answer," said Grix
She whispered the plan to everyone.
A short while later they had everything ready and were heading towards Tony's house to set the trap.
A short while later they were there.
"Tony you have to be the bait. Go in the house get the woman really wild and lead her out here where we will be waiting to nab her" said Goatboy.
"No…no… I ain't going in there," said Tony, backing of.
"Will you do it for a jam doughnut?" asked Goatboy
"Nope" said Tony.
"Will you do it for two jam doughnuts?" asked Goatboy.
Tony grabbed the doughnuts and crammed them into his mouth.
"Right of you go Tony," said Wookie.
Slowly Tony proceeded towards his house.
He opened the door and went inside.
Shortly after he stepped inside some loud screaming noises were heard coming from inside the house, followed by loud yelling.
Suddenly the front door flew open.
"Right get ready," said Goatboy who was holding the rope for to release the net
They heard footsteps coming towards them. Goatboy let go of the net and it fell to the ground.
"Wait that's not the woman it's Tony" said Goatboy.
"Quick after that woman" yelled Wookie
But Tiltawhril and Strafex had already grabbed the woman.
"Quick we've got her" said Tiltawhirl.
"We'll that's that then" said Goatboy
"Wait a second this looks like a mask she's got on" said Strafex "Well take it off then" said Goatboy.
Strafex took the mask off the woman's face "It's N0.2!" said Strafex.
"Wait there's another mask," said Tiltawhirl. So he took of the mask.
"Hey it's uskgammer2002" exclaimed Tiltawhirl
"No it's not," said Wookie Monster who took of the last remaining mask.
"MrSnuggly?" They all exclaimed at the same time.
"Why did you do this to Tony?" said Wookie
"He was always stealing my doughnuts and pinching bits out of my pizza's, I wanted revenge. Becoming this woman was the only way." Replied Snuggly.
And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" said Snuggly.
"Hey where's Tony?" said Strafex.
"Look he's over there, in the bakers shop, stuffing his face with doughnuts" said Goatboy.
"He's earned it" said Wookie " He's had enough thrills and spells today, leave him be".
THE END!!!
"Ouch! That hurt," said Goatboy rubbing his head.
Just then a woman came out of a nearby house waving a rolling pin.
" Now Tony you come back here at once and wash these dishes, you're getting to lazy for your own good" Tony ran of trying to avoid the flying dishes.
"What was that all about?" asked Wookie "Dunno" replied Goatboy shrugging his shoulders.
"Let's go and see if Tony's ok" suggested Wookie.
So of they went trying to catch up to the distraught Tony.
"Hey Tony wait up!" yelled Goatboy.
Tony stopped and headed towards them.
"Why was that woman chasing you?" asked Wookie
"She's our new housekeeper, she said that I was to wash the dishes tonight but I washed them the last three nights it should be Snuggly that's doing them. She wouldn't have any of it, she started yelling at me and I ran out of the house. You saw what happened afterwards" whimpered Tony.
"Hmm that doesn't seem very fair," said Goatboy
"Let's go back and see if we can't sort something out" said Wookie.
"I think she's a witch said Tony. "Why would you say that?" asked Goatboy.
"I don't know I just have a gut feeling" replied Tony.
Shortly they arrived at Tony's house.
Wookie knocked at the door.
A small witch like woman came to answer the door.
"What do you want?" she snapped.
"Ahh I see you brought him back" she said.
"Yes…but we think that you're being unfair by making him wash the dishes all the time after all this is Tony's house" said Goatboy.
"How dare you tell me what to do" she screeched.
The three began to back away.
"You three come back here right now!" she screamed "Or I'll turn you into a…a…. Stuffed monkey" she yelled.
By this time Goatboy, Wookie and Tony had disappeared out of sight, and who can blame them because the old woman was smashing the door to pieces with a broomstick she kept near by.
"I see what you mean Tony, she is a witch" said Goatboy once they had got well clear of the witch-like woman.
"We need to find a way to get rid of her," said Wookie
"I agree said Tony " I can't get anything done without her screaming in my ear and threatening to turn me into a spammer or something like that" said Tony.
"Let's go and conjure up a plan" said Goatboy.
So a short while later they had got together a small group of people and were trying to come up with a plan to get rid of the evil housekeeper.
They all sat round a table trying to think of a plan and suddenly Grix_Thraves thought she had come up with something.
"I think I have the answer," said Grix
She whispered the plan to everyone.
A short while later they had everything ready and were heading towards Tony's house to set the trap.
A short while later they were there.
"Tony you have to be the bait. Go in the house get the woman really wild and lead her out here where we will be waiting to nab her" said Goatboy.
"No…no… I ain't going in there," said Tony, backing of.
"Will you do it for a jam doughnut?" asked Goatboy
"Nope" said Tony.
"Will you do it for two jam doughnuts?" asked Goatboy.
Tony grabbed the doughnuts and crammed them into his mouth.
"Right of you go Tony," said Wookie.
Slowly Tony proceeded towards his house.
He opened the door and went inside.
Shortly after he stepped inside some loud screaming noises were heard coming from inside the house, followed by loud yelling.
Suddenly the front door flew open.
"Right get ready," said Goatboy who was holding the rope for to release the net
They heard footsteps coming towards them. Goatboy let go of the net and it fell to the ground.
"Wait that's not the woman it's Tony" said Goatboy.
"Quick after that woman" yelled Wookie
But Tiltawhril and Strafex had already grabbed the woman.
"Quick we've got her" said Tiltawhirl.
"We'll that's that then" said Goatboy
"Wait a second this looks like a mask she's got on" said Strafex "Well take it off then" said Goatboy.
Strafex took the mask off the woman's face "It's N0.2!" said Strafex.
"Wait there's another mask," said Tiltawhirl. So he took of the mask.
"Hey it's uskgammer2002" exclaimed Tiltawhirl
"No it's not," said Wookie Monster who took of the last remaining mask.
"MrSnuggly?" They all exclaimed at the same time.
"Why did you do this to Tony?" said Wookie
"He was always stealing my doughnuts and pinching bits out of my pizza's, I wanted revenge. Becoming this woman was the only way." Replied Snuggly.
And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" said Snuggly.
"Hey where's Tony?" said Strafex.
"Look he's over there, in the bakers shop, stuffing his face with doughnuts" said Goatboy.
"He's earned it" said Wookie " He's had enough thrills and spells today, leave him be".
THE END!!!
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