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There are times when I'm playing a game that I feel that the computer is intentionally being against me. Yes, I know that's the computer's job to give me a challenge and all, but isn't it supposed to be beatable in order to progress in a game? Well, these forces do not agree.
Playing on the superb Premier League equivalent on Pro Evolution Soccer 2, and doing mighty well if I may add, I was placed in a third division cup final against Rotterdam. They had been the hardest team (after mine) in the whole division, but I still managed to beat them in a league match, with quite some ease. But the tables seemed to have turned. This was the final of a cup I had worked very hard to reach and now I was only 90 minutes (well 10 minutes) away from true glory and worthy dominance and I thought it would be a breeze...that was until the macth begun. The refferee was blowing the whistle against me for tiny little shrugs all match and never found it necessary to blow for me when my men were blatantly being sliced off the ball.
This affected my game incredibly as I frequently resorted to verbal violence, getting more and more angry. Then, something came over me, as if holding me back from playing like I normally did when I won matches. After about 60 minutes, my men were running like they had just been unpleasantly violated whilst (oh what a surprise!) Rotterdam were running like the match had only just begun. They were pressuring me like crazy and I could barely cross the half way line towards them. Then, it all became too much. My anger rapidly filled its cup and it just so happened that Rotterdam were toying about with the ball at that exact same time, in my box. The circle button on my pad was red, which also symbolises anger, and my index finger suddenly felt a pleasing attraction towards it, making me foul the FOOL! The ref gave a penalty. I could not believe it. And they obviously had to score, which ended up as the winning goal just because there was something out there against me. I lost the final, didn't get the cup and was left in a state of disbelief.
I asked something, somewhere - "Why me?! Why now?!" - I was furious as well as sure that this was not just a case of the computer AI running in a hormonic state. The force was just too great for this.
Now, anyone who has played Mario Party 4 for the Cube will know how reasonably easy and fair it is. Playing against my little cousin and two other computer members, we decided to start a new game. For those who don't know, Mario Party 4 is like a computerised board game only that it has different settings and little mini challenges that earn you points. Now, I started off well, collecting loads of gold coins winning a couple mini games and eventually reaching the star, which for a first go isn't so bad. So now, I got the hang of the game I thought things would be much easier...well, I thought. I felt an instant chill in the room for a split second, ignored it and continued with the game. I rolled the dice and got a 1! Never had I got below 4! I moved to my one-step-away destination only to be flung all the way over to the other side of the board, and the star was only a couple more moves away! Things were starting to seem eerie, as if there was something against me.
Then followed the mini games, which I had previously mastered. It's not that they got harder as I progressed or anything, Mario Party 4 isn't that sort of game. I started messing up unusually. So much so that the annoying childish laugh of my little cousin still rings in my head in the silence of the night. I still enjoyed the game, but I would have enjoyed it more if the force was with me, not against me! Whyyyyy!
Every game gives you a challenge, but if you come across a challenge that seems totally impossible this means the forces are against you. But do not worry, this is not an everlasting effect, more of a "I'll runin your game for you when I feel like it" effect. It's happened to me countless times, but at least I can be happy that there are forces out there fighting FOR and not against me.
Thanks for reading and
...use the force!
Gamers always have to win in games and I think that is why the 'cpu' has called upon a negative force to help THEM win for a change.
Basically, we came up with the theory that every console has a special chip in it that judges how well you do, and if you're smashing a game (not literally of course) it adjusts its "chips" to best you.
Many a time I've been playing and then been f**ked over by the computer, at which point, I raise my head and howl "NO! THE CHIPS HAVE DONE ME OVER...AGAIN!"
Silly, i know, but I (and all my mates) have incorporated the phrase into our everyday lives. When there's some kind of mysterious force working against you - rest assured, it's the "chips".
LOL!
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