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I want a better tagline than "Simian Soldier", which I think is pretty naff, so I have set up a little competition to the members of these forums to come up with the best tagline to suit my simianosity. It can rhyme, be serious, funny, rude (in it's slightest form) and you can encorporate anything into it you want. There is no prize, but the satisfaction of winning :D Good luck and thanks to all entrants. I will judge it on Saturday morning. Thanks.
MOW.
MOW.
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How about "No horse play"? Oh damn, wrong animal...
"Pussyfooting around"? B****r, done it again...
Erm...here's one "I turned down that Basement Jaxx vid"
"Pussyfooting around"? B****r, done it again...
Erm...here's one "I turned down that Basement Jaxx vid"
1) Grix Apes
2) Simian Miester
3) That's a howler!
4) Monkey, Monkey do not cry!
5) Oi! Banana breath!
6) Monkey 182!
7) Simian says
8) banana lama!
9) Peanut for the poor
10) Me, ma monkey and a beer!
2) Simian Miester
3) That's a howler!
4) Monkey, Monkey do not cry!
5) Oi! Banana breath!
6) Monkey 182!
7) Simian says
8) banana lama!
9) Peanut for the poor
10) Me, ma monkey and a beer!
how bout
1)Simeone (Argentine footy player)
2)Flea bag
3)Pick me'tick
4)Spank the monkey
1)Simeone (Argentine footy player)
2)Flea bag
3)Pick me'tick
4)Spank the monkey
]-[ØM€® B€€® §ØL!!D wrote:
> slaveunit wrote:
> I've got simianosity.
You copied
> me....
Fool.............
Copying entires are automatically disqualified, as the rules clearly state:
Winning the Monkey Of War Tagline Competition is easy! All you need to do to win, is write the best monkey tagline before Saturday at UKchatforums.com.
HOW TO POST AT UKCHATFORUMS.COM
To post at UKchatforums.com, you must complete your registration. To do this, go to UKchatforums, FOG Chat, the "Design A Tagline Compy!" post and click the 'Post a Message' link and you will be asked to fill in your details - do so. To win a Gameaday prize, your details must be completed fully (phone no. optional). Once your registration is complete, you'll be allowed to post your entry!
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IN A WINNING POST
You must post the best submission before Saturday to win - this means your ragline must be original, eye-catching and engaging. What we're looking for is something that other people want to read, not something that is generally boring. Funny tags are usually a good bet, or tags that haven't been touched on before. Think hard before you post, people won't read what you've done if it isn't clear and concise.
WHAT WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR
Copied tags from other sites/magazines will not be considered, nor will posts that contain unneccessary swearing or foul language. You must try to be original!
Thank you and if you abide by the rules, you have a good shot in at winning.
No monkeys were harmed in the making of this post.
MOW.
> slaveunit wrote:
> I've got simianosity.
You copied
> me....
Fool.............
Copying entires are automatically disqualified, as the rules clearly state:
Winning the Monkey Of War Tagline Competition is easy! All you need to do to win, is write the best monkey tagline before Saturday at UKchatforums.com.
HOW TO POST AT UKCHATFORUMS.COM
To post at UKchatforums.com, you must complete your registration. To do this, go to UKchatforums, FOG Chat, the "Design A Tagline Compy!" post and click the 'Post a Message' link and you will be asked to fill in your details - do so. To win a Gameaday prize, your details must be completed fully (phone no. optional). Once your registration is complete, you'll be allowed to post your entry!
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IN A WINNING POST
You must post the best submission before Saturday to win - this means your ragline must be original, eye-catching and engaging. What we're looking for is something that other people want to read, not something that is generally boring. Funny tags are usually a good bet, or tags that haven't been touched on before. Think hard before you post, people won't read what you've done if it isn't clear and concise.
WHAT WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR
Copied tags from other sites/magazines will not be considered, nor will posts that contain unneccessary swearing or foul language. You must try to be original!
Thank you and if you abide by the rules, you have a good shot in at winning.
No monkeys were harmed in the making of this post.
MOW.
slaveunit wrote:
> I've got simianosity.
You copied me....
Fool.............
> I've got simianosity.
You copied me....
Fool.............
slaveunit wrote:
> Dogsnuts wrote:
(lol at the name change - superb!)
> Only if you give
> us a GAD if you choose our suggested taglines. :D
Would you accept a PAD?
> (Pennychew-A-Day)
Lol. I am the MAD administrator, for Monkeyaday, abbreviated to Monkaday for personal reasons ;) To enter, you must submit the best monkey joke, which I judge.
All Monkeys are eligible for the prize! :D
MOW
> Dogsnuts wrote:
(lol at the name change - superb!)
> Only if you give
> us a GAD if you choose our suggested taglines. :D
Would you accept a PAD?
> (Pennychew-A-Day)
Lol. I am the MAD administrator, for Monkeyaday, abbreviated to Monkaday for personal reasons ;) To enter, you must submit the best monkey joke, which I judge.
All Monkeys are eligible for the prize! :D
MOW
Dogsnuts wrote:
(lol at the name change - superb!)
> Only if you give us a GAD if you choose our suggested taglines. :D
Would you accept a PAD? (Pennychew-A-Day)
(lol at the name change - superb!)
> Only if you give us a GAD if you choose our suggested taglines. :D
Would you accept a PAD? (Pennychew-A-Day)
Ohh hows yer stoat
Only if you give us a GAD if you choose our suggested taglines. :D
I've got simianosity.
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