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"i wonna win a free game dis wil win it"

der woz dis little boy who could clime treez very gud and he wonce climed a big tree it woz a reely big tree but he fell and broke his neck he got cancer and dyed his mummy cryed but den fund anover man and she loved him adn dey had a baby togever and the baby cud clime trees 2 but not as well it tryed to clime the big 1 but and de mummy and noo daddy wached but wen da baby woz haf way up da mummy remembred her other litl boy hoo fel but the baby didnt fal it climed and climed up to heven and it asked for it bruvver but he woznt ther and god sed he had wented to hel so the baby went down and saved its bruver from the demon and brot him back to earf for the mummy and they lived happily ever after
but then the daddy mutated to an evil pig and killed everyone the end

dat was hard to rite i fink its quite gud gud enuff 2 win wot do u fink i fink its gret

I actually do think this should win :)

Who is it, anyway?

*gives chase*

*Gets scared and runs*

*stops clapping except in his mind*

*claps slower than kyz nearly stops* I will beat ye!

*claps slower*

I say forget who he is give him a GAD *claps slowly*

Its by a regular no doubt

Place bets now....

sideshow buzz wrote:
> that must have been quite hard to write, too make it THAT bad
> I can tollerate it
> well I say tollerate what I mean was
> I'd rather break dance on sand paper then jump into a swimming pool of
> anticeptic wash than read it again

Never Mind the Buzzcocks!!!
Hurru!
Funny as hell that, Lamaar does that a lot.
Class.

iluvchristinehamilton wrote:
> but then the daddy mutated to an evil pig and killed everyone the
> end

Ha!