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Hi, I'm a busy man that works for FED EX. I do not have time to notice my wife, who doesn't work for FEX ED.
Here I am in Russia, telling them how FED EX delivers things on time.
FED EX has taught me how important time is, at the expense of relationships.
Here is a FED EX package being delivered to a woman that takes no notice of time, and is content with the simple things in life.
Remember her, for she will be important.
And now I must talk about FED EX some more.
I am in a FED EX plane, drinking from a FED EX mug.
Oh no, the plane has crashed and I am on this island.
My only hope is that FED EX parcels wash ashore with handy items in FED EX boxes.
I'm hungry. I wish I had a friend.
Here is a volleyball, I shall call you WILSON, just like the writing on the box.
(audience: "Is this an advert?")
3 YEARS LATER
(audience: "What? We've seen nothing of his attempts to survive, how did he cope with it all? Where did he learn what food was not poisonous etc?")
Hey WILSON, you're my best mate.
I almost hung myself up there, but WILSON needed me.
Now I will construct a raft and escape, armed only with WILSON my mate and some FED EX boxes.
Oh no, WILSON is floating away, I shall shout WILSON for 24 times.
Damn, WILSON left me.
Now I will drift.
Here is a whale to save me. Yes, a whale.
This whale will blast me with water to keep me awake and alert me of a passing trawler.
Thanks whale!
I'm back in America now!
Wow these people are shallow and obsessed with time. Why do they not notice the beauty around them?
My wife wants to leave her new family, but I am noble and will not let her.
Boy, I wish there was another person out there who understood that life is not about time and stuff and instead followed her heart in life.
"Hello, I'm the artist woman from 2hrs ago. I don't care for materialistic things."
Hey, that's lucky!
THE END
Here I am in Russia, telling them how FED EX delivers things on time.
FED EX has taught me how important time is, at the expense of relationships.
Here is a FED EX package being delivered to a woman that takes no notice of time, and is content with the simple things in life.
Remember her, for she will be important.
And now I must talk about FED EX some more.
I am in a FED EX plane, drinking from a FED EX mug.
Oh no, the plane has crashed and I am on this island.
My only hope is that FED EX parcels wash ashore with handy items in FED EX boxes.
I'm hungry. I wish I had a friend.
Here is a volleyball, I shall call you WILSON, just like the writing on the box.
(audience: "Is this an advert?")
3 YEARS LATER
(audience: "What? We've seen nothing of his attempts to survive, how did he cope with it all? Where did he learn what food was not poisonous etc?")
Hey WILSON, you're my best mate.
I almost hung myself up there, but WILSON needed me.
Now I will construct a raft and escape, armed only with WILSON my mate and some FED EX boxes.
Oh no, WILSON is floating away, I shall shout WILSON for 24 times.
Damn, WILSON left me.
Now I will drift.
Here is a whale to save me. Yes, a whale.
This whale will blast me with water to keep me awake and alert me of a passing trawler.
Thanks whale!
I'm back in America now!
Wow these people are shallow and obsessed with time. Why do they not notice the beauty around them?
My wife wants to leave her new family, but I am noble and will not let her.
Boy, I wish there was another person out there who understood that life is not about time and stuff and instead followed her heart in life.
"Hello, I'm the artist woman from 2hrs ago. I don't care for materialistic things."
Hey, that's lucky!
THE END
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Hi, I'm a busy man that works for FED EX. I do not have time to notice my wife, who doesn't work for FEX ED.
Here I am in Russia, telling them how FED EX delivers things on time.
FED EX has taught me how important time is, at the expense of relationships.
Here is a FED EX package being delivered to a woman that takes no notice of time, and is content with the simple things in life.
Remember her, for she will be important.
And now I must talk about FED EX some more.
I am in a FED EX plane, drinking from a FED EX mug.
Oh no, the plane has crashed and I am on this island.
My only hope is that FED EX parcels wash ashore with handy items in FED EX boxes.
I'm hungry. I wish I had a friend.
Here is a volleyball, I shall call you WILSON, just like the writing on the box.
(audience: "Is this an advert?")
3 YEARS LATER
(audience: "What? We've seen nothing of his attempts to survive, how did he cope with it all? Where did he learn what food was not poisonous etc?")
Hey WILSON, you're my best mate.
I almost hung myself up there, but WILSON needed me.
Now I will construct a raft and escape, armed only with WILSON my mate and some FED EX boxes.
Oh no, WILSON is floating away, I shall shout WILSON for 24 times.
Damn, WILSON left me.
Now I will drift.
Here is a whale to save me. Yes, a whale.
This whale will blast me with water to keep me awake and alert me of a passing trawler.
Thanks whale!
I'm back in America now!
Wow these people are shallow and obsessed with time. Why do they not notice the beauty around them?
My wife wants to leave her new family, but I am noble and will not let her.
Boy, I wish there was another person out there who understood that life is not about time and stuff and instead followed her heart in life.
"Hello, I'm the artist woman from 2hrs ago. I don't care for materialistic things."
Hey, that's lucky!
THE END
Here I am in Russia, telling them how FED EX delivers things on time.
FED EX has taught me how important time is, at the expense of relationships.
Here is a FED EX package being delivered to a woman that takes no notice of time, and is content with the simple things in life.
Remember her, for she will be important.
And now I must talk about FED EX some more.
I am in a FED EX plane, drinking from a FED EX mug.
Oh no, the plane has crashed and I am on this island.
My only hope is that FED EX parcels wash ashore with handy items in FED EX boxes.
I'm hungry. I wish I had a friend.
Here is a volleyball, I shall call you WILSON, just like the writing on the box.
(audience: "Is this an advert?")
3 YEARS LATER
(audience: "What? We've seen nothing of his attempts to survive, how did he cope with it all? Where did he learn what food was not poisonous etc?")
Hey WILSON, you're my best mate.
I almost hung myself up there, but WILSON needed me.
Now I will construct a raft and escape, armed only with WILSON my mate and some FED EX boxes.
Oh no, WILSON is floating away, I shall shout WILSON for 24 times.
Damn, WILSON left me.
Now I will drift.
Here is a whale to save me. Yes, a whale.
This whale will blast me with water to keep me awake and alert me of a passing trawler.
Thanks whale!
I'm back in America now!
Wow these people are shallow and obsessed with time. Why do they not notice the beauty around them?
My wife wants to leave her new family, but I am noble and will not let her.
Boy, I wish there was another person out there who understood that life is not about time and stuff and instead followed her heart in life.
"Hello, I'm the artist woman from 2hrs ago. I don't care for materialistic things."
Hey, that's lucky!
THE END
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