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Hello all. For those who don’t know me, my name is Drunk Cow. I am a highly intelligent individual that has views on several things. And yes I am intelligent so don’t give me that “You’re not intelligent because your American” or “You’re not intelligent because you don’t act intelligent” or “You’re not intelligent because everyday you bath in your own spit to reduce wrinkles” because I’ve heard them all! Over the years several things have bothered me and/or interested me, and when that happens it causes me to think. Think hard! And when a mind like mine thinks it’s not going to be pretty!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Discrimination
Discrimination disgusts me. How can someone not like someone else just because of skin color or ethnic background? Everyone is familiar with pianists. Those are people who play pianos. So with that said, why aren’t race car drivers called racists. I’ll tell you why! It’s because the word racist is already taken and made into a word of hate and…… stuff. I think people of different color skin should mate to the point that we are all a weird grayish color. Then maybe we could finally hate people for who they are!
And why do we have names for different kinds of people in the first place! If there is two groups of anything, they will dispute! And the will bicker. Bicker like bickering bicky people! The name that has been changed around the most is…. African Americans. African Americans, Blacks, Colored and that weird N word that gets tossed around sometimes. And for the White humans there is White, Cracker……… that’s all!!! And tell me why white men are called crackers! That’s a food! Something you put in your mouth, something you chew on, something that goes good with cheese and tiny pieces of pepperoni. This just baffles me!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Press
News reporters. We need them yet sometimes you want to hit them over the head with a big stinky shoe. Yea, really stinky. Don’t they ever get bored of reporting the news. Just once don’t at least one of them decide that they wan to be the news! Just once can all of them run around smacking people with microphones and scream at old woman or the whole press team reporting another press team on a huge court case.
I must admit it. One day “the press” came to my neighborhood and filmed a man that was growing illegal marijuana in his house. The press stood outside his house and started saying some stuff that I didn’t really pay attention to. All I did was bounce around with my friends in the background saying “HI MOM” and “HI DAD” and “HI Drunk Cow”. And yes I know that is me, but I was hyper active at the time! And that’s all. When there was a big issue, I made a fool of myself. And think everyone should do the same. Because it was awesome!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Diet Soft Drinks and Other Food Disgraces
AHHH! How annoying! If you want a soft drink with one calorie just by water and add a pinch of sugar! And another thing. Who buys bottled water? On adverts on television they start saying that that water comes from the best springs of the world. SO! “Wow this water has a kick to it. It’s more watery than normal water. This water rules”. How dunce! Next time you se one of those adverts be sure to cover your ears and go “La la la la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la la la la LA!” Boy I hate that water scam.
One day I went to the grocery store to buy something sweet to eat and what do I see? FLAVORED WATER! WHAT! Did I just see that? There is a thing called juice you know! You know that stuff made of fruits that are pure flavor not water with a tangy taste to it. Can you imagine what they do at the flavored water factory where they make the stuff. Do they fill individual bottles on water from the sink and dunk the bottle in some high-tech…….THING! What has this world come to?!?
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Future Of Gaming
The three consoles that are on top these days are the Gamecube, the PS2, and the Xbox. As soon as these consoles appeared people of all ages bought them. Then a couple of months ago there is an announce that the new systems will appear on 2004 and 2005! What! I didn’t save up money for 849235days just for the Gamecube to stop making games in a year!
I have an idea though. I think Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft should fuse together and create a huge corporation! The name of their system would be the XPSCubeThatLooksSomewhatLikeABox-Ultimate Gaming Device! Or XPSCTLSLAB for short. Fanboys will automatically join together and instead of one nerd sitting at home ranting on about “PS2 rulz cause I hav one”. The XPSCTLSLAB would look like a huge box looking cube that weighs more than your dad after all you can eat Fridays at the local restaurant. That’s right.
Thank you for listening to me through my useless talk about um….bunnies or whatever. Drunk Cow will share his views on something else another day.
Drunk
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Discrimination
Discrimination disgusts me. How can someone not like someone else just because of skin color or ethnic background? Everyone is familiar with pianists. Those are people who play pianos. So with that said, why aren’t race car drivers called racists. I’ll tell you why! It’s because the word racist is already taken and made into a word of hate and…… stuff. I think people of different color skin should mate to the point that we are all a weird grayish color. Then maybe we could finally hate people for who they are!
And why do we have names for different kinds of people in the first place! If there is two groups of anything, they will dispute! And the will bicker. Bicker like bickering bicky people! The name that has been changed around the most is…. African Americans. African Americans, Blacks, Colored and that weird N word that gets tossed around sometimes. And for the White humans there is White, Cracker……… that’s all!!! And tell me why white men are called crackers! That’s a food! Something you put in your mouth, something you chew on, something that goes good with cheese and tiny pieces of pepperoni. This just baffles me!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Press
News reporters. We need them yet sometimes you want to hit them over the head with a big stinky shoe. Yea, really stinky. Don’t they ever get bored of reporting the news. Just once don’t at least one of them decide that they wan to be the news! Just once can all of them run around smacking people with microphones and scream at old woman or the whole press team reporting another press team on a huge court case.
I must admit it. One day “the press” came to my neighborhood and filmed a man that was growing illegal marijuana in his house. The press stood outside his house and started saying some stuff that I didn’t really pay attention to. All I did was bounce around with my friends in the background saying “HI MOM” and “HI DAD” and “HI Drunk Cow”. And yes I know that is me, but I was hyper active at the time! And that’s all. When there was a big issue, I made a fool of myself. And think everyone should do the same. Because it was awesome!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Diet Soft Drinks and Other Food Disgraces
AHHH! How annoying! If you want a soft drink with one calorie just by water and add a pinch of sugar! And another thing. Who buys bottled water? On adverts on television they start saying that that water comes from the best springs of the world. SO! “Wow this water has a kick to it. It’s more watery than normal water. This water rules”. How dunce! Next time you se one of those adverts be sure to cover your ears and go “La la la la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la la la la LA!” Boy I hate that water scam.
One day I went to the grocery store to buy something sweet to eat and what do I see? FLAVORED WATER! WHAT! Did I just see that? There is a thing called juice you know! You know that stuff made of fruits that are pure flavor not water with a tangy taste to it. Can you imagine what they do at the flavored water factory where they make the stuff. Do they fill individual bottles on water from the sink and dunk the bottle in some high-tech…….THING! What has this world come to?!?
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Future Of Gaming
The three consoles that are on top these days are the Gamecube, the PS2, and the Xbox. As soon as these consoles appeared people of all ages bought them. Then a couple of months ago there is an announce that the new systems will appear on 2004 and 2005! What! I didn’t save up money for 849235days just for the Gamecube to stop making games in a year!
I have an idea though. I think Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft should fuse together and create a huge corporation! The name of their system would be the XPSCubeThatLooksSomewhatLikeABox-Ultimate Gaming Device! Or XPSCTLSLAB for short. Fanboys will automatically join together and instead of one nerd sitting at home ranting on about “PS2 rulz cause I hav one”. The XPSCTLSLAB would look like a huge box looking cube that weighs more than your dad after all you can eat Fridays at the local restaurant. That’s right.
Thank you for listening to me through my useless talk about um….bunnies or whatever. Drunk Cow will share his views on something else another day.
Drunk
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Grammar mine rocks!
Hello all. For those who don’t know me, my name is Drunk Cow. I am a highly intelligent individual that has views on several things. And yes I am intelligent so don’t give me that “You’re not intelligent because your American” or “You’re not intelligent because you don’t act intelligent” or “You’re not intelligent because everyday you bath in your own spit to reduce wrinkles” because I’ve heard them all! Over the years several things have bothered me and/or interested me, and when that happens it causes me to think. Think hard! And when a mind like mine thinks it’s not going to be pretty!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Discrimination
Discrimination disgusts me. How can someone not like someone else just because of skin color or ethnic background? Everyone is familiar with pianists. Those are people who play pianos. So with that said, why aren’t race car drivers called racists. I’ll tell you why! It’s because the word racist is already taken and made into a word of hate and…… stuff. I think people of different color skin should mate to the point that we are all a weird grayish color. Then maybe we could finally hate people for who they are!
And why do we have names for different kinds of people in the first place! If there is two groups of anything, they will dispute! And the will bicker. Bicker like bickering bicky people! The name that has been changed around the most is…. African Americans. African Americans, Blacks, Colored and that weird N word that gets tossed around sometimes. And for the White humans there is White, Cracker……… that’s all!!! And tell me why white men are called crackers! That’s a food! Something you put in your mouth, something you chew on, something that goes good with cheese and tiny pieces of pepperoni. This just baffles me!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Press
News reporters. We need them yet sometimes you want to hit them over the head with a big stinky shoe. Yea, really stinky. Don’t they ever get bored of reporting the news. Just once don’t at least one of them decide that they wan to be the news! Just once can all of them run around smacking people with microphones and scream at old woman or the whole press team reporting another press team on a huge court case.
I must admit it. One day “the press” came to my neighborhood and filmed a man that was growing illegal marijuana in his house. The press stood outside his house and started saying some stuff that I didn’t really pay attention to. All I did was bounce around with my friends in the background saying “HI MOM” and “HI DAD” and “HI Drunk Cow”. And yes I know that is me, but I was hyper active at the time! And that’s all. When there was a big issue, I made a fool of myself. And think everyone should do the same. Because it was awesome!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Diet Soft Drinks and Other Food Disgraces
AHHH! How annoying! If you want a soft drink with one calorie just by water and add a pinch of sugar! And another thing. Who buys bottled water? On adverts on television they start saying that that water comes from the best springs of the world. SO! “Wow this water has a kick to it. It’s more watery than normal water. This water rules”. How dunce! Next time you se one of those adverts be sure to cover your ears and go “La la la la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la la la la LA!” Boy I hate that water scam.
One day I went to the grocery store to buy something sweet to eat and what do I see? FLAVORED WATER! WHAT! Did I just see that? There is a thing called juice you know! You know that stuff made of fruits that are pure flavor not water with a tangy taste to it. Can you imagine what they do at the flavored water factory where they make the stuff. Do they fill individual bottles on water from the sink and dunk the bottle in some high-tech…….THING! What has this world come to?!?
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Future Of Gaming
The three consoles that are on top these days are the Gamecube, the PS2, and the Xbox. As soon as these consoles appeared people of all ages bought them. Then a couple of months ago there is an announce that the new systems will appear on 2004 and 2005! What! I didn’t save up money for 849235days just for the Gamecube to stop making games in a year!
I have an idea though. I think Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft should fuse together and create a huge corporation! The name of their system would be the XPSCubeThatLooksSomewhatLikeABox-Ultimate Gaming Device! Or XPSCTLSLAB for short. Fanboys will automatically join together and instead of one nerd sitting at home ranting on about “PS2 rulz cause I hav one”. The XPSCTLSLAB would look like a huge box looking cube that weighs more than your dad after all you can eat Fridays at the local restaurant. That’s right.
Thank you for listening to me through my useless talk about um….bunnies or whatever. Drunk Cow will share his views on something else another day.
Drunk
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Discrimination
Discrimination disgusts me. How can someone not like someone else just because of skin color or ethnic background? Everyone is familiar with pianists. Those are people who play pianos. So with that said, why aren’t race car drivers called racists. I’ll tell you why! It’s because the word racist is already taken and made into a word of hate and…… stuff. I think people of different color skin should mate to the point that we are all a weird grayish color. Then maybe we could finally hate people for who they are!
And why do we have names for different kinds of people in the first place! If there is two groups of anything, they will dispute! And the will bicker. Bicker like bickering bicky people! The name that has been changed around the most is…. African Americans. African Americans, Blacks, Colored and that weird N word that gets tossed around sometimes. And for the White humans there is White, Cracker……… that’s all!!! And tell me why white men are called crackers! That’s a food! Something you put in your mouth, something you chew on, something that goes good with cheese and tiny pieces of pepperoni. This just baffles me!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Press
News reporters. We need them yet sometimes you want to hit them over the head with a big stinky shoe. Yea, really stinky. Don’t they ever get bored of reporting the news. Just once don’t at least one of them decide that they wan to be the news! Just once can all of them run around smacking people with microphones and scream at old woman or the whole press team reporting another press team on a huge court case.
I must admit it. One day “the press” came to my neighborhood and filmed a man that was growing illegal marijuana in his house. The press stood outside his house and started saying some stuff that I didn’t really pay attention to. All I did was bounce around with my friends in the background saying “HI MOM” and “HI DAD” and “HI Drunk Cow”. And yes I know that is me, but I was hyper active at the time! And that’s all. When there was a big issue, I made a fool of myself. And think everyone should do the same. Because it was awesome!
Drunk Cow’s Views On- Diet Soft Drinks and Other Food Disgraces
AHHH! How annoying! If you want a soft drink with one calorie just by water and add a pinch of sugar! And another thing. Who buys bottled water? On adverts on television they start saying that that water comes from the best springs of the world. SO! “Wow this water has a kick to it. It’s more watery than normal water. This water rules”. How dunce! Next time you se one of those adverts be sure to cover your ears and go “La la la la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la la la la LA!” Boy I hate that water scam.
One day I went to the grocery store to buy something sweet to eat and what do I see? FLAVORED WATER! WHAT! Did I just see that? There is a thing called juice you know! You know that stuff made of fruits that are pure flavor not water with a tangy taste to it. Can you imagine what they do at the flavored water factory where they make the stuff. Do they fill individual bottles on water from the sink and dunk the bottle in some high-tech…….THING! What has this world come to?!?
Drunk Cow’s Views On- The Future Of Gaming
The three consoles that are on top these days are the Gamecube, the PS2, and the Xbox. As soon as these consoles appeared people of all ages bought them. Then a couple of months ago there is an announce that the new systems will appear on 2004 and 2005! What! I didn’t save up money for 849235days just for the Gamecube to stop making games in a year!
I have an idea though. I think Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft should fuse together and create a huge corporation! The name of their system would be the XPSCubeThatLooksSomewhatLikeABox-Ultimate Gaming Device! Or XPSCTLSLAB for short. Fanboys will automatically join together and instead of one nerd sitting at home ranting on about “PS2 rulz cause I hav one”. The XPSCTLSLAB would look like a huge box looking cube that weighs more than your dad after all you can eat Fridays at the local restaurant. That’s right.
Thank you for listening to me through my useless talk about um….bunnies or whatever. Drunk Cow will share his views on something else another day.
Drunk
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