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"YH QotD."

I'll cut straight to the point:

In all honesty, how much would you have to be paid to get your kit off for a porn mag?

Also, would you ever consider becoming a hardcore pornstar?

Been there.

Done that.

Ripped the....hmmmmmmm.... I would never do it...EVER... unless she was bare tick :P

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:

Are we talking before or after the enema?



Whatever works best with you!

Secondly, would you prefer one big brick or a series of smaller ones?

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
That was actually a hairy Russian female truck driver - they had to get a body double after I came down with a sudden bout of dissentry.




Is her name Helga? Isn't she the shot put Champion?

I hear you can use her legs for sandpaper...

Your Honour wrote:
> Wookiee, you're already in a porn film.

Ah, no I wasn't - I see they conned you as well.

That was actually a hairy Russian female truck driver - they had to get a body double after I came down with a sudden bout of dissentry.

I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Firstly, how many bricks do you think you could fit... you know... up there?

Are we talking before or after the enema?

Wookiee, you're already in a porn film.

Unless you're trying to pass it off as "Animal Husbandry" again...

Hell yeah i'd do a Porn Movie just as long as it didn't involve anything in the region of men on men.

No problems!

Just got to get a few more questions out of the way first, then we can set a date to start filming and I can send you the script.

Firstly, how many bricks do you think you could fit... you know... up there?

Well, in that case, you can supply the lube.

Rounded edges ain't hardcore, look - you're either in or you're out!

Decide, and I'll let Helga and her bricks know either way.


(Grr... I'm never going to get this film made)