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"I just did the biggest, loudest and smelliest fart ever..."

I'm all impressed with myself, it was so bad even the dog got up and walked out of the room!

Just please, nobody light a match...

I find that using Powdered Milk in cups of tea instead of ordinary bottled-stuff gives my farts a lot of power and force!

They don't smell really bad or anything, but after only 2-or-3 cups within a day at work I can get home, sit-down, and then virtually wake the neighbours up next-door! It really is that bad!! :D

You should also try breathing in different fumes and stuff during your day to add "extra-flavour" to your smells. :)
I also can't help but breathe-in a lot of cigarette smoke and tanalyse (wood treatment) fumes during the average day at work, and I reckon those help too.


Your farts are nothing compared to mine on weekends!! :P

I only go once every 2 days or so. I'm a special boy.

I crap everynight.

I feel the time has come for 'The Crap!'

I've been killing people at school all morning with my farts...

They're really bad!

It's not as bad as this one time I was sitting on the toilet...

My mate did that once and almost burned his a**e off! It was unbelievably funny though.

Hercules! wrote:
> Ever tried to light a fart?
>
> I have. Was the best day of my life.

You mother must be very proud...

:)

Hey! Oy!

nuns fart

*Lights Herc on Fire