The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
This woman is pregnant with triplets, she goes to the bank just like any other day. Unfortunatly the bank is being robbed and she gets shot three times...
Luckily she survives and so do the babies and the bullets will come out on their own..
16 years later the eldist of the triplets, Sally runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So her mum tells her the story about being shot..
The next day the next daughter came out of the bathroom shouting " MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
The next day the Ben, the youngest of the triplets runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM!"... she goes "let me guess you were on the loo and a bullet came out?"
He replies, "no, I was having a w%&k and I shot the dog!!"
Luckily she survives and so do the babies and the bullets will come out on their own..
16 years later the eldist of the triplets, Sally runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So her mum tells her the story about being shot..
The next day the next daughter came out of the bathroom shouting " MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
The next day the Ben, the youngest of the triplets runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM!"... she goes "let me guess you were on the loo and a bullet came out?"
He replies, "no, I was having a w%&k and I shot the dog!!"
Page:
Bonafide wrote:
> Sure you did...
Heh...
With an air rifle, you fool.
> Sure you did...
Heh...
With an air rifle, you fool.
Lol great joke. I heard this one today that takes a knock at Matthew Kelly :
Matthew Kelly says to his wife "Do you want to rent a video tonight?"
And his wife says "Yeah Sure do you want to get Alladin?"
Matthew turns around and says "No just a video tonight"
It took me like 10 minutes to get lol
Matthew Kelly says to his wife "Do you want to rent a video tonight?"
And his wife says "Yeah Sure do you want to get Alladin?"
Matthew turns around and says "No just a video tonight"
It took me like 10 minutes to get lol
cool - thanks for that...
Sure you did...
Crap...
Off topic, I once shot a crow becuase it woke me up in the early hours of the morning and wouldn't shut up.
Off topic, I once shot a crow becuase it woke me up in the early hours of the morning and wouldn't shut up.
what i didn't get about this joke is why he was wa**ing near the dog i mean did he get turned on by the dog licking it's bits or something
t'is funny.. ish
Yup, I heard that way back in middle school.
It is?
That's so old but still mildly amusing.
Page: