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This woman is pregnant with triplets, she goes to the bank just like any other day. Unfortunatly the bank is being robbed and she gets shot three times...
Luckily she survives and so do the babies and the bullets will come out on their own..
16 years later the eldist of the triplets, Sally runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So her mum tells her the story about being shot..
The next day the next daughter came out of the bathroom shouting " MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
The next day the Ben, the youngest of the triplets runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM!"... she goes "let me guess you were on the loo and a bullet came out?"
He replies, "no, I was having a w%&k and I shot the dog!!"
Luckily she survives and so do the babies and the bullets will come out on their own..
16 years later the eldist of the triplets, Sally runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So her mum tells her the story about being shot..
The next day the next daughter came out of the bathroom shouting " MUM MUM! I WAS GOING TO THE LOO AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
The next day the Ben, the youngest of the triplets runs out of the bathroom shouting "MUM MUM!"... she goes "let me guess you were on the loo and a bullet came out?"
He replies, "no, I was having a w%&k and I shot the dog!!"
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Heh, good one
Bonafide wrote:
> :)
>
> I couldn't stand it anymore, so I resorted to the nearest
> hard object I could find. Missed it, but at least the little bagger
> went away. And by this time, I didn't feel like I wanted to sleep
> anymore.
sounds like you throw your bed lol
> :)
>
> I couldn't stand it anymore, so I resorted to the nearest
> hard object I could find. Missed it, but at least the little bagger
> went away. And by this time, I didn't feel like I wanted to sleep
> anymore.
sounds like you throw your bed lol
Similar to a 'flower' joke I heard.
And it involved some crippling.
Aww.
And it involved some crippling.
Aww.
funny. i hadn't heard it before, though.
I hear that ~years~ ago...
Tis rather old...
Tis rather old...
lol, typical.
:)
I just leave them when I'm nackered and they eventually go away. But there was this one time when this damn bird kept welching for a good hour or so. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I resorted to the nearest hard object I could find. Missed it, but at least the little bagger went away. And by this time, I didn't feel like I wanted to sleep anymore.
I just leave them when I'm nackered and they eventually go away. But there was this one time when this damn bird kept welching for a good hour or so. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I resorted to the nearest hard object I could find. Missed it, but at least the little bagger went away. And by this time, I didn't feel like I wanted to sleep anymore.
Bonafide wrote:
> You shot a crow for that?
>
> Bit harsh..
I regret it now. But at the time it was the best thing to shut it up. :-D
> You shot a crow for that?
>
> Bit harsh..
I regret it now. But at the time it was the best thing to shut it up. :-D
This purple man gets arrested for not paying his purple tax to the purple king who lives in his purple castle. So the purple policeman drags him up to the purple cell door... opens it and say "Indigo" then.
I heard it there... poor.
I heard it there... poor.
You shot a crow for that?
Bit harsh..
Bit harsh..
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