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"Your job"

Yeah changed my name, got bored. Any way i was just thinking for all you working ladz out there what is your job? I'll start i'm a dishwasher in a local pub and i earn £3 an hour plus tips. but i'm getting a pay rise soon.

Ps i've a Playstation for sale check the pushing the borders of reality post. I want to know wheater you would be prepared to pay that much.

jimmy duck wrote:
> I reckon that work would be better if the boos gave us something to do for
> leisure ie a game cube.

Sorry boss, not the ghost from supper mario.

I reckon that work would be better if the boos gave us something to do for leisure ie a game cube.

There is an odour about it, yes.

I know work stinks does it not?

One woman in my work tried to get people to answer a question by saying...

'Green apples or red tomatoes?'

Good god, has it come to this?

I take it hes gone wrong in the head because if he isn't then he needs a good shooting.

Heh! One of the fools just said

"An upset in Robot Wars Friday!"

And he's a grown man.

Meka Dragon wrote:

That's good.

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Just insert whatever programme they talk about.
Eastenders/Heartbeat/Whatever.

They look confused, then stupid.

Nah, just say you caught one of them having single serving sex [?] in the toilet. Can't write the real word.

I bet you anything they'll own up to the boss.

Goatboy wrote:
> Smile serenely and say
"Did anyone watch Hearbeat last night?"
If
> they say "Yeah!"
Say "I thought so"

That's good.

Not Heartbeat, but what you wrote.