The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
An important part of gauging how succesful a wrestler should be, depends on how good an interview he can give and how well he delivers the amusing backstage skits which break up the action. This has been something so far over-looked in our CAW division. So this topic is here to allow you to get your wrestler 'over' and help the writers decide who should win CAW matches a bit better. Unlike the WWF we, here have unlimited mic time...so if your wrestler has something to say. Then say it...
Anyway i'll set the ball rolling
******************************************************
Michael Cole is standing backstage, waiting patiently outside of the Cong Man's dressing room as the camera switches on, Cole hasn't realised and stands there looking gormless. 'Michael?!?' ecxlaims Jim Ross from the commentary positon as The King rolls around in hysterics. Michael Cole nearly jumps out of his skin as he realises the camera is on "Erm, yes, hi JR, I'm stood outside the dressing room of one of the leading lights of the new CAW division, The Cong Man!
The drssing room door opens and out comes The Cong Man, dressed from head to toe in a fancy dress gorilla's outfit,the same outfit he wears in the ring! He is also carrying a steel chair, which he sets in the floor next to Michael Cole before sitting down on it, so that Michael Cole has to perform the entire interview stooped down.
"So, Cong.." Cong cuts him off "Oooooooh oooooh aaaaah aaaah". "Sorry, Mr. Cong, this week hasn't been a great one for you. You narrowly missed out on both the CAW Tag Team titles, with Hawk and you missed out on the chance of being the first ever CAW champion in the rumble..." Cong begins jumping up and down making angry noises before grabbing the chair he was sat on and waffling Michael Cole over the head.
Cong runs off...
Anyway i'll set the ball rolling
******************************************************
Michael Cole is standing backstage, waiting patiently outside of the Cong Man's dressing room as the camera switches on, Cole hasn't realised and stands there looking gormless. 'Michael?!?' ecxlaims Jim Ross from the commentary positon as The King rolls around in hysterics. Michael Cole nearly jumps out of his skin as he realises the camera is on "Erm, yes, hi JR, I'm stood outside the dressing room of one of the leading lights of the new CAW division, The Cong Man!
The drssing room door opens and out comes The Cong Man, dressed from head to toe in a fancy dress gorilla's outfit,the same outfit he wears in the ring! He is also carrying a steel chair, which he sets in the floor next to Michael Cole before sitting down on it, so that Michael Cole has to perform the entire interview stooped down.
"So, Cong.." Cong cuts him off "Oooooooh oooooh aaaaah aaaah". "Sorry, Mr. Cong, this week hasn't been a great one for you. You narrowly missed out on both the CAW Tag Team titles, with Hawk and you missed out on the chance of being the first ever CAW champion in the rumble..." Cong begins jumping up and down making angry noises before grabbing the chair he was sat on and waffling Michael Cole over the head.
Cong runs off...
Page:
. . .STD and Rage are seen running back stage.
They are stopped much the coach.
" hi guyswhere are you going in such a rush??" asks coach.
" AAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!!! has anyone ever told you how annoying you are!?!?!?" shouts Rage.
he then pushes coach into a broom cupboard and locks the door. STD and rage carry on running away.
They are stopped much the coach.
" hi guyswhere are you going in such a rush??" asks coach.
" AAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!!! has anyone ever told you how annoying you are!?!?!?" shouts Rage.
he then pushes coach into a broom cupboard and locks the door. STD and rage carry on running away.
Jim Ross is waiting outside The Raging Dogs room and knocks on the door, Rage says come in and JR does and begins his sit down interview.
So STD, Rage like your belts?
STD answers yeah i think we could get use to them especially when we beat Kid Rock and Longy, The Brooklyn Protection Agency.
Speaking of that match at the PPV what do you think to your competitors.
Rage answers and says Well for the start, The BPA are some scumbags that came off the streets and somehow got into Wrestling, so i don't think we have to much competition there. STD now speaks and says Kid Rock and Longy, well i have a match against Longy for that CAW Heavyweight Title at the PPV with some other wrestlers in it and i will win that belt no doubt about it and when Rage gets a title of his own i think we will be the ultimate Tag Team ever!
Rage and STD get up and go somewhere in quite a rush...
So STD, Rage like your belts?
STD answers yeah i think we could get use to them especially when we beat Kid Rock and Longy, The Brooklyn Protection Agency.
Speaking of that match at the PPV what do you think to your competitors.
Rage answers and says Well for the start, The BPA are some scumbags that came off the streets and somehow got into Wrestling, so i don't think we have to much competition there. STD now speaks and says Kid Rock and Longy, well i have a match against Longy for that CAW Heavyweight Title at the PPV with some other wrestlers in it and i will win that belt no doubt about it and when Rage gets a title of his own i think we will be the ultimate Tag Team ever!
Rage and STD get up and go somewhere in quite a rush...
Lilian Garcia is wating outside Rikishi's locker room. The Phat Man walks out, with a bit of trouble it has to be said.
"So, Rikishi, how do you feel about your NEW tag team partner, Booker T? You beat him a week ago and now you are teaming with him, can the two of you co-operate?
Rikishi replies, "I don't care if we're facing Too Cool, or Palumbo and Gunn. Too Cool may have held the Tag Team Titles before and they have may have been my old friends but that doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on them!
"How about Palumbo and Gunn?" Lilian asks.
"Well," says Rikishi, "I think they are a great up-coming Tag Team in this division. They may have won a a few matches but again, I think me and Booker can stand up to them."
Lilian starts another question, supposedly about Booker T but at that moment, Rikishi waddles off down the corridor into the bathroom so Lilian leaves him as he is.
"So, Rikishi, how do you feel about your NEW tag team partner, Booker T? You beat him a week ago and now you are teaming with him, can the two of you co-operate?
Rikishi replies, "I don't care if we're facing Too Cool, or Palumbo and Gunn. Too Cool may have held the Tag Team Titles before and they have may have been my old friends but that doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on them!
"How about Palumbo and Gunn?" Lilian asks.
"Well," says Rikishi, "I think they are a great up-coming Tag Team in this division. They may have won a a few matches but again, I think me and Booker can stand up to them."
Lilian starts another question, supposedly about Booker T but at that moment, Rikishi waddles off down the corridor into the bathroom so Lilian leaves him as he is.
Jonathan Coachman stands in the parking lot, waiting for someone to turn up. Finally, a limo arrives, and out step Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)!!
"Hi Too Cool, can I have a word?"
"Sure homey!" GMS (Ant) says excitedly.
"Well, with you two involved in the Tag Team Triple Threat match at Burnout, and it being for the tag team championships, do you think you can win?"
Scotty (Starlight) steps forward, "Hey, look. We were the first ever WWF Forum Tag Team Champs! Chuck and Billy?? They're not exactly experienced! And Rikishi and Booker?? They may be big, but can they work together like us?? I don't think so!! We are the coolest guys in the WWF Forum, and me and the Grandmaster, we're gonna kick butt and chew gum, and we're all out of gum."
"Gimme some dawg!" GMS holds out his hand, which Scotty slaps and then walk off happily.
From behind them comes CAW Wrestler Reaver (Ant)!!
"Hello, Reaver, you're involved in the 6-Way Crazy match at Burnout, how do you think-" Coach is cut off as Reaver shoves him away, and walks backstage in his usual, dark manner.
"Hi Too Cool, can I have a word?"
"Sure homey!" GMS (Ant) says excitedly.
"Well, with you two involved in the Tag Team Triple Threat match at Burnout, and it being for the tag team championships, do you think you can win?"
Scotty (Starlight) steps forward, "Hey, look. We were the first ever WWF Forum Tag Team Champs! Chuck and Billy?? They're not exactly experienced! And Rikishi and Booker?? They may be big, but can they work together like us?? I don't think so!! We are the coolest guys in the WWF Forum, and me and the Grandmaster, we're gonna kick butt and chew gum, and we're all out of gum."
"Gimme some dawg!" GMS holds out his hand, which Scotty slaps and then walk off happily.
From behind them comes CAW Wrestler Reaver (Ant)!!
"Hello, Reaver, you're involved in the 6-Way Crazy match at Burnout, how do you think-" Coach is cut off as Reaver shoves him away, and walks backstage in his usual, dark manner.
An important part of gauging how succesful a wrestler should be, depends on how good an interview he can give and how well he delivers the amusing backstage skits which break up the action. This has been something so far over-looked in our CAW division. So this topic is here to allow you to get your wrestler 'over' and help the writers decide who should win CAW matches a bit better. Unlike the WWF we, here have unlimited mic time...so if your wrestler has something to say. Then say it...
Anyway i'll set the ball rolling
******************************************************
Michael Cole is standing backstage, waiting patiently outside of the Cong Man's dressing room as the camera switches on, Cole hasn't realised and stands there looking gormless. 'Michael?!?' ecxlaims Jim Ross from the commentary positon as The King rolls around in hysterics. Michael Cole nearly jumps out of his skin as he realises the camera is on "Erm, yes, hi JR, I'm stood outside the dressing room of one of the leading lights of the new CAW division, The Cong Man!
The drssing room door opens and out comes The Cong Man, dressed from head to toe in a fancy dress gorilla's outfit,the same outfit he wears in the ring! He is also carrying a steel chair, which he sets in the floor next to Michael Cole before sitting down on it, so that Michael Cole has to perform the entire interview stooped down.
"So, Cong.." Cong cuts him off "Oooooooh oooooh aaaaah aaaah". "Sorry, Mr. Cong, this week hasn't been a great one for you. You narrowly missed out on both the CAW Tag Team titles, with Hawk and you missed out on the chance of being the first ever CAW champion in the rumble..." Cong begins jumping up and down making angry noises before grabbing the chair he was sat on and waffling Michael Cole over the head.
Cong runs off...
Anyway i'll set the ball rolling
******************************************************
Michael Cole is standing backstage, waiting patiently outside of the Cong Man's dressing room as the camera switches on, Cole hasn't realised and stands there looking gormless. 'Michael?!?' ecxlaims Jim Ross from the commentary positon as The King rolls around in hysterics. Michael Cole nearly jumps out of his skin as he realises the camera is on "Erm, yes, hi JR, I'm stood outside the dressing room of one of the leading lights of the new CAW division, The Cong Man!
The drssing room door opens and out comes The Cong Man, dressed from head to toe in a fancy dress gorilla's outfit,the same outfit he wears in the ring! He is also carrying a steel chair, which he sets in the floor next to Michael Cole before sitting down on it, so that Michael Cole has to perform the entire interview stooped down.
"So, Cong.." Cong cuts him off "Oooooooh oooooh aaaaah aaaah". "Sorry, Mr. Cong, this week hasn't been a great one for you. You narrowly missed out on both the CAW Tag Team titles, with Hawk and you missed out on the chance of being the first ever CAW champion in the rumble..." Cong begins jumping up and down making angry noises before grabbing the chair he was sat on and waffling Michael Cole over the head.
Cong runs off...
Page: