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"How very... Scottish"

We're having a Burns night tonight

Well I'm not, my parents have friends round.

Guy just piped in the Haggis and read out Burns and then stabbed a Haggis

Cool

Arggghhhh, Burns, I hate the whole thing. Because of that guy I had to stand in front of my entire class and read a stupid poem(5 years in a row), and pretend I was enjoying it.

I reeeaallly dont like anything to do with Burns.

I live in Scotland too, only 7 miles from Mauchline, the 'Home of old Rab'. Thats why my school took it so serious. Thank god its all behind me now.

:)

Expensive malt you say.....

*considers driving to East Kilbride to gate crash.. :-P

I've been nicking the expensice malt

:d

Mum and dad are away to one tonight.

Always a good laugh with plenty of drink flowing.

It was a Chinese proverb in a fancy card

I put it on my wall

enjoy it :0)

presents can only be a good thing.... If they're good.

May I ask just what the present was? The kind of thing you get ina singapore barber shop? or something from Soho?

We have a very cultured house this evening

Dutch
Chinese
East Kilbridian

It's Chinese new year and the woman... Mirat I think gave me a present

:)

Oi haggis ya wee bas
look at thon fa'ce starin' at me
im gonna stab ye wiv me knif
thats whit ye get
ya wee bas

I remember a episode of Frank Skinner where he read out some Burns

'And We'll Tack a right good willy wart'

and the Haggis poem goes something like

'Oh Haggis, you creaky snee'