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Scene One - The Kitchen
Buffy: Die crazy Pube! DIE!
MWA: Erm Buffy, what are you doing?
Buffy: Just practising.
MWA: Practising what?
Buffy: Attacking crazy pubes.
MWA: Buffy, you'll need it...
*Suddenly a Pube pops out of the fridge*
Buffy: Oh my God it's a crazy pube! MWA, do something!
MWA: But you're Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer you do something.
Buffy: ARGH! Help! It's on my boob!
MWA: Sure thing.
*MWA launches at boobs*
Buffy: Thanks MWA, you're my hero!
*They make love (in the Kitchen)*
Scene Two - At The Breakfast Table
MWA: What did you get up to last night then Buffy?
Buffy: The same as you.
MWA: Huh? I never got attacked by some crazy Pube.
Buffy: ARGH! There's a Pube in my Frosties!
MWA: Argh! There's a whole load of Pubes in my bowl of...Pubes.
Buffy: That means you must of ate one.
MWA: ARGHHHHHHH!
Buffy: ARGHHHHHHHHH!
Scene Three - One Day Later
Buffy: That's it MWA, just keep sitting and straining. Breathe in, then out, then strain.
MWA: It's not coming out Buffy, I fear these could be my last words.
Buffy: Don't leave me like this. If you die then I shall revenge your death.
MWA: But how would you do that?
Buffy: I shall find the source of the Pubes and finally rid them from the face of the Earth.
MWA: How will you do that?
Buffy: Being Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer I was born with the ability to sniff them out and then I shall carry out the biggest execution of my whole life.
MWA: What with? An Axe? A Kitchen Knife? Maybe even a Stake?
Buffy: No...
MWA: Well what then? *strains*
Buffy: Clippers!
MWA: Why not hedge trimmers?
Buffy: This is no hedge.
MWA: But what can we do to save me now?
*Something pops out*
Buffy: ARGH! There it is! It's a crazy Pube...in your poo!
MWA: Shave 'em down!
Buffy: I can't the clippers aren't connected to the mains and I'm not touching a poo Pube.
MWA: Then we shall die together.
*Suddenly the Pube hops onto the sink*
Pube: Greetings.
Buffy: ARGHHHH!
MWA: ARGHHHH!
Pube: Don't be afraid, I am the Pube of the good and I am here to tell you how to rid the world of my creature. Never again shall you find them dangling from Shower heads or under your Keyboard, never again.
MWA: Fair Pube, tell us how we may go about this?
Pube: The anwser my friend lies within you.
MWA: So I must seek the anwser within my self?
Pube: No, it is a part of you.
MWA: So I will already know how? I am blessed with this power?
Pube: No, you my friend are the source of the Pubes.
*Shock horror*
Buffy: Oh my God MWA! I can't believe I slept with you! THE PUBE!
Pube: Oh no, now you have the virus and you shall be followed by them everywhere.
Buffy: That's why I found one in my Breakfast! Noooooooooooooo
MWA: Buffy! I am sorry, how will I ever make it up to you?
Pube: There is only one way to save everyone else in the world and to stop the Pubes from ever returning to you, or Buffy.
Buffy: Please tell me how, I can't have them following me to the Mall!
Pube: You must burn the source of the Pubes with a lighter until they are burnt down to a crisp.
*MWA covers private parts with hands*
MWA: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
Buffy: Die crazy Pube! DIE!
MWA: Erm Buffy, what are you doing?
Buffy: Just practising.
MWA: Practising what?
Buffy: Attacking crazy pubes.
MWA: Buffy, you'll need it...
*Suddenly a Pube pops out of the fridge*
Buffy: Oh my God it's a crazy pube! MWA, do something!
MWA: But you're Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer you do something.
Buffy: ARGH! Help! It's on my boob!
MWA: Sure thing.
*MWA launches at boobs*
Buffy: Thanks MWA, you're my hero!
*They make love (in the Kitchen)*
Scene Two - At The Breakfast Table
MWA: What did you get up to last night then Buffy?
Buffy: The same as you.
MWA: Huh? I never got attacked by some crazy Pube.
Buffy: ARGH! There's a Pube in my Frosties!
MWA: Argh! There's a whole load of Pubes in my bowl of...Pubes.
Buffy: That means you must of ate one.
MWA: ARGHHHHHHH!
Buffy: ARGHHHHHHHHH!
Scene Three - One Day Later
Buffy: That's it MWA, just keep sitting and straining. Breathe in, then out, then strain.
MWA: It's not coming out Buffy, I fear these could be my last words.
Buffy: Don't leave me like this. If you die then I shall revenge your death.
MWA: But how would you do that?
Buffy: I shall find the source of the Pubes and finally rid them from the face of the Earth.
MWA: How will you do that?
Buffy: Being Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer I was born with the ability to sniff them out and then I shall carry out the biggest execution of my whole life.
MWA: What with? An Axe? A Kitchen Knife? Maybe even a Stake?
Buffy: No...
MWA: Well what then? *strains*
Buffy: Clippers!
MWA: Why not hedge trimmers?
Buffy: This is no hedge.
MWA: But what can we do to save me now?
*Something pops out*
Buffy: ARGH! There it is! It's a crazy Pube...in your poo!
MWA: Shave 'em down!
Buffy: I can't the clippers aren't connected to the mains and I'm not touching a poo Pube.
MWA: Then we shall die together.
*Suddenly the Pube hops onto the sink*
Pube: Greetings.
Buffy: ARGHHHH!
MWA: ARGHHHH!
Pube: Don't be afraid, I am the Pube of the good and I am here to tell you how to rid the world of my creature. Never again shall you find them dangling from Shower heads or under your Keyboard, never again.
MWA: Fair Pube, tell us how we may go about this?
Pube: The anwser my friend lies within you.
MWA: So I must seek the anwser within my self?
Pube: No, it is a part of you.
MWA: So I will already know how? I am blessed with this power?
Pube: No, you my friend are the source of the Pubes.
*Shock horror*
Buffy: Oh my God MWA! I can't believe I slept with you! THE PUBE!
Pube: Oh no, now you have the virus and you shall be followed by them everywhere.
Buffy: That's why I found one in my Breakfast! Noooooooooooooo
MWA: Buffy! I am sorry, how will I ever make it up to you?
Pube: There is only one way to save everyone else in the world and to stop the Pubes from ever returning to you, or Buffy.
Buffy: Please tell me how, I can't have them following me to the Mall!
Pube: You must burn the source of the Pubes with a lighter until they are burnt down to a crisp.
*MWA covers private parts with hands*
MWA: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
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MWA, may I suggest therapy?
It's quite cheap now....
It's quite cheap now....
FIRE IN THE.... TACOBELL.
Ha
MWA wrote:
Buffy: ARGH! Help! It's on my boob!
MWA: Sure thing.
*MWA launches at boobs*
Buffy: Thanks MWA, you're my hero!
*They make love (in the Kitchen)*
*********
Quite possibly the greatest spoof scene ever created on these forums
*Claps wildy*
You made it sound so classy. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to scrub my eyeballs with a brillo pad.
*Slowly walks away*
FIRE IN THE DISCO
Buffy: ARGH! Help! It's on my boob!
MWA: Sure thing.
*MWA launches at boobs*
Buffy: Thanks MWA, you're my hero!
*They make love (in the Kitchen)*
*********
Quite possibly the greatest spoof scene ever created on these forums
*Claps wildy*
You made it sound so classy. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to scrub my eyeballs with a brillo pad.
*Slowly walks away*
FIRE IN THE DISCO
Smashed wrote:
> White sripes. How u get unbanned?
See tagline
> White sripes. How u get unbanned?
See tagline
Whitestripes wrote:
> Everyone, this is what happens when you're out of education and
> un-employed ;)
I am back in education now :-D
Still un-employed though, maybe thats why?
> Everyone, this is what happens when you're out of education and
> un-employed ;)
I am back in education now :-D
Still un-employed though, maybe thats why?
I this just your fantasy about being alone with buffy and some short and curlies?
White sripes. How u get unbanned?
Everyone, this is what happens when you're out of education and un-employed ;)
Sunday nights...:-S
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