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Scene One - The Kitchen
Buffy: Die crazy Pube! DIE!
MWA: Erm Buffy, what are you doing?
Buffy: Just practising.
MWA: Practising what?
Buffy: Attacking crazy pubes.
MWA: Buffy, you'll need it...
*Suddenly a Pube pops out of the fridge*
Buffy: Oh my God it's a crazy pube! MWA, do something!
MWA: But you're Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer you do something.
Buffy: ARGH! Help! It's on my boob!
MWA: Sure thing.
*MWA launches at boobs*
Buffy: Thanks MWA, you're my hero!
*They make love (in the Kitchen)*
Scene Two - At The Breakfast Table
MWA: What did you get up to last night then Buffy?
Buffy: The same as you.
MWA: Huh? I never got attacked by some crazy Pube.
Buffy: ARGH! There's a Pube in my Frosties!
MWA: Argh! There's a whole load of Pubes in my bowl of...Pubes.
Buffy: That means you must of ate one.
MWA: ARGHHHHHHH!
Buffy: ARGHHHHHHHHH!
Scene Three - One Day Later
Buffy: That's it MWA, just keep sitting and straining. Breathe in, then out, then strain.
MWA: It's not coming out Buffy, I fear these could be my last words.
Buffy: Don't leave me like this. If you die then I shall revenge your death.
MWA: But how would you do that?
Buffy: I shall find the source of the Pubes and finally rid them from the face of the Earth.
MWA: How will you do that?
Buffy: Being Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer I was born with the ability to sniff them out and then I shall carry out the biggest execution of my whole life.
MWA: What with? An Axe? A Kitchen Knife? Maybe even a Stake?
Buffy: No...
MWA: Well what then? *strains*
Buffy: Clippers!
MWA: Why not hedge trimmers?
Buffy: This is no hedge.
MWA: But what can we do to save me now?
*Something pops out*
Buffy: ARGH! There it is! It's a crazy Pube...in your poo!
MWA: Shave 'em down!
Buffy: I can't the clippers aren't connected to the mains and I'm not touching a poo Pube.
MWA: Then we shall die together.
*Suddenly the Pube hops onto the sink*
Pube: Greetings.
Buffy: ARGHHHH!
MWA: ARGHHHH!
Pube: Don't be afraid, I am the Pube of the good and I am here to tell you how to rid the world of my creature. Never again shall you find them dangling from Shower heads or under your Keyboard, never again.
MWA: Fair Pube, tell us how we may go about this?
Pube: The anwser my friend lies within you.
MWA: So I must seek the anwser within my self?
Pube: No, it is a part of you.
MWA: So I will already know how? I am blessed with this power?
Pube: No, you my friend are the source of the Pubes.
*Shock horror*
Buffy: Oh my God MWA! I can't believe I slept with you! THE PUBE!
Pube: Oh no, now you have the virus and you shall be followed by them everywhere.
Buffy: That's why I found one in my Breakfast! Noooooooooooooo
MWA: Buffy! I am sorry, how will I ever make it up to you?
Pube: There is only one way to save everyone else in the world and to stop the Pubes from ever returning to you, or Buffy.
Buffy: Please tell me how, I can't have them following me to the Mall!
Pube: You must burn the source of the Pubes with a lighter until they are burnt down to a crisp.
*MWA covers private parts with hands*
MWA: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
Buffy: Die crazy Pube! DIE!
MWA: Erm Buffy, what are you doing?
Buffy: Just practising.
MWA: Practising what?
Buffy: Attacking crazy pubes.
MWA: Buffy, you'll need it...
*Suddenly a Pube pops out of the fridge*
Buffy: Oh my God it's a crazy pube! MWA, do something!
MWA: But you're Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer you do something.
Buffy: ARGH! Help! It's on my boob!
MWA: Sure thing.
*MWA launches at boobs*
Buffy: Thanks MWA, you're my hero!
*They make love (in the Kitchen)*
Scene Two - At The Breakfast Table
MWA: What did you get up to last night then Buffy?
Buffy: The same as you.
MWA: Huh? I never got attacked by some crazy Pube.
Buffy: ARGH! There's a Pube in my Frosties!
MWA: Argh! There's a whole load of Pubes in my bowl of...Pubes.
Buffy: That means you must of ate one.
MWA: ARGHHHHHHH!
Buffy: ARGHHHHHHHHH!
Scene Three - One Day Later
Buffy: That's it MWA, just keep sitting and straining. Breathe in, then out, then strain.
MWA: It's not coming out Buffy, I fear these could be my last words.
Buffy: Don't leave me like this. If you die then I shall revenge your death.
MWA: But how would you do that?
Buffy: I shall find the source of the Pubes and finally rid them from the face of the Earth.
MWA: How will you do that?
Buffy: Being Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer I was born with the ability to sniff them out and then I shall carry out the biggest execution of my whole life.
MWA: What with? An Axe? A Kitchen Knife? Maybe even a Stake?
Buffy: No...
MWA: Well what then? *strains*
Buffy: Clippers!
MWA: Why not hedge trimmers?
Buffy: This is no hedge.
MWA: But what can we do to save me now?
*Something pops out*
Buffy: ARGH! There it is! It's a crazy Pube...in your poo!
MWA: Shave 'em down!
Buffy: I can't the clippers aren't connected to the mains and I'm not touching a poo Pube.
MWA: Then we shall die together.
*Suddenly the Pube hops onto the sink*
Pube: Greetings.
Buffy: ARGHHHH!
MWA: ARGHHHH!
Pube: Don't be afraid, I am the Pube of the good and I am here to tell you how to rid the world of my creature. Never again shall you find them dangling from Shower heads or under your Keyboard, never again.
MWA: Fair Pube, tell us how we may go about this?
Pube: The anwser my friend lies within you.
MWA: So I must seek the anwser within my self?
Pube: No, it is a part of you.
MWA: So I will already know how? I am blessed with this power?
Pube: No, you my friend are the source of the Pubes.
*Shock horror*
Buffy: Oh my God MWA! I can't believe I slept with you! THE PUBE!
Pube: Oh no, now you have the virus and you shall be followed by them everywhere.
Buffy: That's why I found one in my Breakfast! Noooooooooooooo
MWA: Buffy! I am sorry, how will I ever make it up to you?
Pube: There is only one way to save everyone else in the world and to stop the Pubes from ever returning to you, or Buffy.
Buffy: Please tell me how, I can't have them following me to the Mall!
Pube: You must burn the source of the Pubes with a lighter until they are burnt down to a crisp.
*MWA covers private parts with hands*
MWA: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
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Why not?
Sorry to POP this.
I'm bored, who wants another Pubes story?
I'm bored, who wants another Pubes story?
hahaha this is so funny it has to be revived
Mindy? "Hello. My name is Mork from Ork. Nanoo nanoo"
Once they arrive in the post I'm straight down to some club ;-)
"Fancy a drink....Mindy?"
Muhahahha
"Fancy a drink....Mindy?"
Muhahahha
Fifty. I think.
I'll have to check my price lists.
I'll have to check my price lists.
64 quid for how many Mgrams?
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Mystique gives me viagra so you can give me the other stuff.
>
> I coulda made it much more erm...hardcore.
******
You want viagra? I can get you viagra!
Looky looky
> Mystique gives me viagra so you can give me the other stuff.
>
> I coulda made it much more erm...hardcore.
******
You want viagra? I can get you viagra!
Looky looky
Pure genius. Pure unadulterated genius.
"There's loads of pubes in my bowl of...pubes!"
GAD worthy no doubt. Not as long as mine though (er) and that didn;t win. Did it!
"There's loads of pubes in my bowl of...pubes!"
GAD worthy no doubt. Not as long as mine though (er) and that didn;t win. Did it!
Mystique gives me viagra so you can give me the other stuff.
I coulda made it much more erm...hardcore.
I coulda made it much more erm...hardcore.
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