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Tue 15/01/02 at 22:28
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I fished these from the film that accompanies 'Run Christian Run' on the Super Furry Animals 'Rings Around The World' DVD.

As such I've not got them completely right, and I don't recall who they were credited to on the DVD. Still, read and respond, if you wish.

"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you a schizophrenic"

"Prayer brings solstice to the saps, the ignorant and the lazy, but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Christmas."

Oh, and according to the Bible making fun of a bald person is punishable by death. Kings 2: 23:24
Thu 17/01/02 at 15:05
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Meka Dragon wrote:.
Oh, and according to the Bible making fun of a bald person
> is punishable by death. Kings 2: 23:24

That's the bit where a load of children where taking the mickey out of a holy man, so God sent a wild bear to rip the children apart I think.

What a nice guy the Big Man Upstairs is....
Thu 17/01/02 at 11:05
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misterhappy wrote:

"God hates men who wear women's
> clothing"

That is a bona-fide quote from deuteronomy and it means that
> pantomimes are the spawn of Satan and that Lily Savage is going to hell...

Christopher Biggins is 'Damned to Hell' for so many reasons now.
Tue 15/01/02 at 23:18
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Meka Dragon wrote:
> Oh, and according to the Bible making fun of a bald
> person is punishable by death. Kings 2: 23:24

The best book in the bible is Deuteronomy because it's full of strange laws that are humorously politically incorrect:

A woman may not grab the genitals of her husband's opponenet in a fight

"God hates men who wear women's clothing"

That is a bona-fide quote from deuteronomy and it means that pantomimes are the spawn of Satan and that Lily Savage is going to hell...
Tue 15/01/02 at 23:17
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lol @ the second one : )
Tue 15/01/02 at 22:28
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I fished these from the film that accompanies 'Run Christian Run' on the Super Furry Animals 'Rings Around The World' DVD.

As such I've not got them completely right, and I don't recall who they were credited to on the DVD. Still, read and respond, if you wish.

"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you a schizophrenic"

"Prayer brings solstice to the saps, the ignorant and the lazy, but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Christmas."

Oh, and according to the Bible making fun of a bald person is punishable by death. Kings 2: 23:24

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