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talk away to get the ball rolling lets burn the games that get less tha 3/10 beacasue they obuvily suck
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Um... I already called the police, dear.
Lucy R wrote:
> Errr...... help?!
*Our hero thunders across the misty moor on his black battle charger, slivers of light flashing from his trusty sword Enoleth*
*Jumps off charger scattering all like chaff to the wind*
"What ho fair maiden! I shall defend you from this colon sniffing rabble! Mount me (erm...) charger anhd I shall whisk you away! Or would you prefer I deal death and desctruction so that your derrier can be avenged!"
"Ha! Have at ye!" *swipe-hack-slash, pirouetting and wheeling gracefully our hero dispatches the evil brigands*
*Falls to his knee* "Fair lady - may I ask what it is one as beautiful as you are doing here in this wasteland? If I may be so bold too - I ask what quest I shall need to complete to have you look upon me favourably! Ask of it - and it shall be yours, say it and it shall be done!"
*scene dissolves, cuts to black castle, ominous and looming in the clouds on a scarred black heath*
"What of the hero Delorentis, Morkath? What do you see in the Stone of Eyes?"
"He has rescued her from our minions WhiteStripes Master - what shall we do now?"
"Fool - I am surrounded by idiots of the highest order (heh) - I will ride forth, before long they will both be screaming my name... - for quite different reasosn of course."
Mwuhahahaha....MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa!
*evil laugh echoes across cold flags and dark corridors as the camera swoops out of the tower window, down the back of the castle and plunges into the dark depths of the canyon behind the castle*
Roll credits.
> Errr...... help?!
*Our hero thunders across the misty moor on his black battle charger, slivers of light flashing from his trusty sword Enoleth*
*Jumps off charger scattering all like chaff to the wind*
"What ho fair maiden! I shall defend you from this colon sniffing rabble! Mount me (erm...) charger anhd I shall whisk you away! Or would you prefer I deal death and desctruction so that your derrier can be avenged!"
"Ha! Have at ye!" *swipe-hack-slash, pirouetting and wheeling gracefully our hero dispatches the evil brigands*
*Falls to his knee* "Fair lady - may I ask what it is one as beautiful as you are doing here in this wasteland? If I may be so bold too - I ask what quest I shall need to complete to have you look upon me favourably! Ask of it - and it shall be yours, say it and it shall be done!"
*scene dissolves, cuts to black castle, ominous and looming in the clouds on a scarred black heath*
"What of the hero Delorentis, Morkath? What do you see in the Stone of Eyes?"
"He has rescued her from our minions WhiteStripes Master - what shall we do now?"
"Fool - I am surrounded by idiots of the highest order (heh) - I will ride forth, before long they will both be screaming my name... - for quite different reasosn of course."
Mwuhahahaha....MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa!
*evil laugh echoes across cold flags and dark corridors as the camera swoops out of the tower window, down the back of the castle and plunges into the dark depths of the canyon behind the castle*
Roll credits.
LOL
I'm outta here! you guys are freaks of nature!
Yeah, I think so.
Whitestripes, you're off the hook!
Whitestripes, you're off the hook!
Maybe it's time to think about placing that court order then.
you can run but you cant hide!
Good idea.
I'd start running if I was you.
well you did ask
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