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1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9.You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9.You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
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Worst I had was when I finished a 750Ml of £10 vodka in an hour, all straight. I spent the rest of the night on a toilet, and missed girl on girl action.
And by morning I was grey, and if anything moved, I was sick.
And by morning I was grey, and if anything moved, I was sick.
I don't get the headaches :\
I just throw up all over the house, I'm a brilliant son :)
I just throw up all over the house, I'm a brilliant son :)
One morning, after a night of 14 gin and tonics followed by 6 tequilas, I woke at 6am and felt fine - I had a glass of water and then went back to bed. I woke up again at around 9am and felt like I'd been shot in the head!
I couldn't eat anything all day and the most adventurous drink was a really weak Ribena, otherwise it was water.
Good times.
I couldn't eat anything all day and the most adventurous drink was a really weak Ribena, otherwise it was water.
Good times.
The worst hangover I had was when I drunk a bottle of White Lightning in a matter of minutes. I spent quite a bit of time being sick and 'apparently' although I remember otherwise I was trying to clean up the mess with my socks.
I can soooo relate to number eight!
Sunflower wrote:
> 10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
That's my reaction most of the time.
> 10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
That's my reaction most of the time.
I got sent that same thing in a card a few years back after a rather eventful Christmas party.
1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9.You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9.You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
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