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"Signs you have a hangover..."

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."

3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"

8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."

9.You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

Hangover? For me, that usually means knee and back pain, a headache, dehydration, and occasionally repeated vomiting (Well, at least the one or two times I've managed to mildly poison myself!). And the best cure? Orange Lucozade, ice cold - well, it helps.

And it gets even worse if you're woken up at 8 am, having only arrived at home four hours before!

Vampyr wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
> "Allah forbids it"
>
> muslims, no pork, no booze. poor guys are missing out.
>
> mind you, same could be said for those wiht the "no sex
> before marriage" deal...

hehe, i knew i`d probably picked the wrong faith with that one, i just wanted an excuse to reference costners miracle ;)

I usually wake up with a really dry mouth and still feeling a bit drunk / dizzy after a good session the night before.

If I do wake up with a headache it usually stays all day :(

"No sex before you're confirmed as a priest"

Very_Metal wrote:
> "Allah forbids it"

muslims, no pork, no booze. poor guys are missing out.

mind you, same could be said for those wiht the "no sex before marriage" deal...

I don't get hungover, merely dehydrated.

"Allah forbids it"

Being indian, I dont appear to get hungover. much to the annoyance of my housemates :D

11) you`re a 12 year old chav, dressed in 50 shades of blue, sitting in a park and you`ve just sniffed the white lightning that one of your equally moronic friends stole from their alcoholic mother.

off


your


tats.

alledgedly

Ever since the White Lightning incident I've not really ever had a hangover. I get a little dull feeling but nothing at all bad.

I do have coming however:

1) My birthday
2) A wedding
3) A week spent with a friend

So I could try getting completely wasted during these times.