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Here's a little questionnaire. It's all a bit of fun.
INSTRUCTIONS: Copy the questions, click reply and paste into the post box. But the number of your answer underneath the question as a new paragraph. Please don't click "Reply quoting message".
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Q1. What is the best operating system available?
1. Microsoft Windows.
2. GNU Linux.
3. They all suck.
Q2. What operating system do you use?
1. Microsoft Windows.
2. GNU Linux.
3. Both.
Q3. How do you feel about Bill Gates?
1. He gave the world Windows! He rules!
2. I hate his very being and is merely a waste of floor space.
3. He's a nice guy. It's his company I hate.
Q4. What do you think of Windows?
1. It's great. It's the World's Most Popular OS!
2. It sucks, it's slow, it crashes all the time and Linux rules it in every way.
3. It's OK. It has its uses but it could be better.
Q5. What do you think of Linux?
1. Li-what?
2. It rules Windows in every way and is better at everything.
3. Has its bad points and sucks a bit at some things but generally better than Windows.
Q6. Where did your PC come from?
1. Packard Bell/Tiny/Compaq etc...
2. I had it built for me by Gateway/Mesh etc...
3. I built it myself.
Q7. What is your PC's environment?
1. A nice tidy kitchen/office.
2. My room with various computer magazines and games strewn around.
3. A room littered with internal gubbins, keyboards and other stuff.
Q8. Do you have a home network?
1. Network?
2. Just me and my Mum's/Dad's/sibling's.
3. This box, my boxen upstairs and the 486 in my toilet.
Q9. What do you use your PC for?
1. Games, office.
2. IRC, lodsa Net stuff etc...
3. LAN, network administration, making coffee.
Q10. What do you think of Macs?
1. Bit geeky. I prefer a hoody.
2. Look nice but they don't have the support.
3. Macs are cool. I want one, but I probably wouldn't use it often.
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Right, tot up your score, and divide it by 10. Look at the table below:
SCORE:
AVERAGE:
1-1.5: Novice computer user who just spends an hour a night on it chatting to his mates on MSN and playing Wolfenstein.
1.5-2.5: Advanced user who spends a lot of time doing stuff that's a bit geeky. You have bveen using computers for about 3-5 years
2.5-3: You have reached the Zen stage of computing and have advanced to a higher plane of reasoning and understanding. You also have a script that tells you how much porn you have.
3+: You have the intelligence of a pre-pubescent rabbit and need to learn how to do basic maths.
INSTRUCTIONS: Copy the questions, click reply and paste into the post box. But the number of your answer underneath the question as a new paragraph. Please don't click "Reply quoting message".
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Q1. What is the best operating system available?
1. Microsoft Windows.
2. GNU Linux.
3. They all suck.
Q2. What operating system do you use?
1. Microsoft Windows.
2. GNU Linux.
3. Both.
Q3. How do you feel about Bill Gates?
1. He gave the world Windows! He rules!
2. I hate his very being and is merely a waste of floor space.
3. He's a nice guy. It's his company I hate.
Q4. What do you think of Windows?
1. It's great. It's the World's Most Popular OS!
2. It sucks, it's slow, it crashes all the time and Linux rules it in every way.
3. It's OK. It has its uses but it could be better.
Q5. What do you think of Linux?
1. Li-what?
2. It rules Windows in every way and is better at everything.
3. Has its bad points and sucks a bit at some things but generally better than Windows.
Q6. Where did your PC come from?
1. Packard Bell/Tiny/Compaq etc...
2. I had it built for me by Gateway/Mesh etc...
3. I built it myself.
Q7. What is your PC's environment?
1. A nice tidy kitchen/office.
2. My room with various computer magazines and games strewn around.
3. A room littered with internal gubbins, keyboards and other stuff.
Q8. Do you have a home network?
1. Network?
2. Just me and my Mum's/Dad's/sibling's.
3. This box, my boxen upstairs and the 486 in my toilet.
Q9. What do you use your PC for?
1. Games, office.
2. IRC, lodsa Net stuff etc...
3. LAN, network administration, making coffee.
Q10. What do you think of Macs?
1. Bit geeky. I prefer a hoody.
2. Look nice but they don't have the support.
3. Macs are cool. I want one, but I probably wouldn't use it often.
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Right, tot up your score, and divide it by 10. Look at the table below:
SCORE:
AVERAGE:
1-1.5: Novice computer user who just spends an hour a night on it chatting to his mates on MSN and playing Wolfenstein.
1.5-2.5: Advanced user who spends a lot of time doing stuff that's a bit geeky. You have bveen using computers for about 3-5 years
2.5-3: You have reached the Zen stage of computing and have advanced to a higher plane of reasoning and understanding. You also have a script that tells you how much porn you have.
3+: You have the intelligence of a pre-pubescent rabbit and need to learn how to do basic maths.
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All stereotypical anti-compy answers are now copyrighted by me. You all nerds, now I'm off to kick some bins and hang with ma crew in da hood. Respect.
Turbonutter wrote:
> Q1. What is the best operating system available?
1. Microsoft Windows.
Q2. What operating system do you use?
1. Microsoft Windows.
Q3. How do you feel about
> Bill Gates?
1. He gave the world Windows! He rules!
Q4. What do you think of Windows?
1. It's great. It's the World's
> Most Popular OS!
Q5. What do you think of Linux?
1. Li-what?
Q6. Where
> did your PC come from?
2. I had it built
Q7. What is your PC's environment?
1. A nice tidy
> kitchen/office.
Q8. Do you have a home network?
1. Network?
Q9. What do you use your PC for?
2. IRC,
lodsa Net stuff etc...
Q10. What do you think of Macs?
1. Bit geeky. I prefer a
> hoody.
> Q1. What is the best operating system available?
1. Microsoft Windows.
Q2. What operating system do you use?
1. Microsoft Windows.
Q3. How do you feel about
> Bill Gates?
1. He gave the world Windows! He rules!
Q4. What do you think of Windows?
1. It's great. It's the World's
> Most Popular OS!
Q5. What do you think of Linux?
1. Li-what?
Q6. Where
> did your PC come from?
2. I had it built
Q7. What is your PC's environment?
1. A nice tidy
> kitchen/office.
Q8. Do you have a home network?
1. Network?
Q9. What do you use your PC for?
2. IRC,
lodsa Net stuff etc...
Q10. What do you think of Macs?
1. Bit geeky. I prefer a
> hoody.
You can't touch me, I'm legally allowed to be insanse on IRC. It's a sub-contract...somewhere...ooh, empty thread!
VOTE STRYKE!
There we go.
VOTE STRYKE!
There we go.
Did I mention that I log all my IRC conversations?
:-D
:-D
I would reply properly, but words fail me...
Gentlemen gentlemen, no fighting please.
Now, sometime tell me what the hell I'm doing up at this time on a Sunday..
Now, sometime tell me what the hell I'm doing up at this time on a Sunday..
Well that's debatable, but only 8.8mb of it I actually put there of my own accord :)
Now now now, do you realkly want me to let the whole forum know why:
rob@io:/porn/porn-get-0.4.0$ ./stat
Amout of porn: 214M
Number of images: 5638
Number of images currently being downloaded: 0
Hmm?
:-)
rob@io:/porn/porn-get-0.4.0$ ./stat
Amout of porn: 214M
Number of images: 5638
Number of images currently being downloaded: 0
Hmm?
:-)
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