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"Why I Hate Valentines Day."

1. A capitalist scheme to draw money from lovers for petty presents which just encourage consumerism

2. I also don't have a girlfriend, but I doubt that has anything to do with it...

It's because I already made it when the subject was brought up about a month ago.

gerrid wrote:
> And you never even gave it to her that night. And you didn't give her
> the bear either, I understand.

That joke was almost as forced as a dump after eating some very big boulders.

But..

Really?
Me too!

I don't understand

get p*rn mag as you so sad

SHEEPY wrote:
> I have been known to buy big stupid bears for girlfriends

And you never even gave it to her that night. And you didn't give her the bear either, I understand.

I bought one of those big bears for my girlfriend, and she wanted me to carry it on the plane with me so unfortunately I did. I was caught boarding the plane by the security guards - the bear was stuffed full of crack cocaine and I was arrested and sent to jail for 10 years. When I got out, my previous girlfriend got in touch with me and now we are moving to the U.S, and she wants me to carry a carton of milk powder onto the plane with me. Can't think why....

It is a capitalist orgy yes but everyone still wants to get something don't they

I have been known to buy big stupid bears for girlfriends

Never again

torticollis wrote:
> 1. A capitalist scheme to draw money from lovers for petty presents
> which just encourage consumerism

Then you dislike Christmas as well I take it?
Thought not.. I'd go with two then :)