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MrSnuggly has been using sticks to threaten people with and hit them with ever since he could crawl, and here's how Snuggly's "smash with stick" palaver all started.
One fine summer's day MrSnuggly was born.
He was a perfectly normal healthy child. Or so everyone thought.
MrSnuggly was about two years old when on one cold winters day his mother came downstairs and found Snuggly hitting his younger brother Tony with a stick.
"Snuggly what do you think you are doing, get of Tony now" Snuggly replied by poking his mother with his stick.
"How dare you "poke me wiv your stick" like that give me it now. MrSnuggly handed the stick over looking very sheepish indeed.
Snuggly's mother grabbed Snuggly and took him through to his room.
One of Tony's friends came into the room. It was Bob.
"Where yoor mommy tooken suggwy" Tony who was a little bit older then his brother Snuggly said " me no no me fink it's because snuggwy hit me wiv stick, notty Snuggwy"
Suddenly the two boys heard a load squeal and then loud crying coming from Snuggly's room.
Tony looked at his friend Bob and said, "me fink snuggwy got spankin" " poower Snuggwy me feewl sowy fower him" said Bob who started to cry. " Me too!" whimpered Tony who also started to cry.
Snuggly's mother who had just finished spanking snuggly heard the two boys crying and came to comfort them. "There there you two what are you crying about?" said Snugglys mother " Why yoo spanking snuggwy" said Bob
" Snuggly has been very naughty and was hitting Tony with a stick" replied his mother " He knows not to use his stick indoors" she went on to say.
" Ok mommy can we go and pway wiv snuggwy now?" ok said Tony's mum but don't irritate him.
A long year later it was Snuggly's third birthday party.
He only had a few of his friends round which were Meka who was six, Goatboy who was four Bob who was five and his brother Tony who was six.
Snuggly had opened his presents and was getting ready for his cake.
His mother came in with the cake and sung the usual happy birthday song.
She laid the cake down in front of snuggly who was beginning to drool al over the table.
She kissed Snuggly on the cheek Meka, Goatboy Tony and Bob all said the same thing "yeuch kisses are for girlies" they all giggled "Snuggly scowled at them.
Snuggly's mother cut each of the children a piece of Snuggly's cake.
But Tony who was a bit miffed because he thought he got a smaller piece of cake than anyone else decided to nick a piece of icing from the rest of the cake. Snuggly noticed him nicking a piece of the icing slammed his stick down across Tony's hand and said very slowly, "mee… smash…yoo…wiv…. Stick…" the other children look at Snuggly in astonishment and his mother stopped dead in her tracks.
"I don't believe it" she said, " Snuggly actually spoke." She praised snuggly with a chewy jelly sweet. Snuggly chuckled and said "Smash wiv stick smash wiv stick smash wiv stick" over and over again.
Over the months Snuggly learned to say new words like doughnuts or chocolate.
He also learned how to walk because he wanted to hit Tony with a stick so desperately that he got up and walked the few steps to get to Tony. It was all slow progress but eventually he could walk up the stairs and say longer sentences like "Mummy can I have a jam doughnut." Or "can I go and play with Tony and Bob"
Months passed, years passed before Snuggly could eventually speak and walk properly.
After a long 8 years it Snuggly had just turned 11 when he finally started to ride his bike without stabilisers.
One day when Snuggly was out on his bike when Goatboy came along and unfortunately got in Snuggly's way and made Snuggly crash into him.
Snuggly went over the handlebars and landed right on top of the shocked Goatboy.
Snuggly got up picked up a stick and hit Goatboy with a stick, which knocked him down.
"You idiot" Goatboy yelled, "Now I'm all dirty. I'm telling my mummy" he went of home crying.
Snuggly yelled back at Goatboy "Do that again and I'll smash you with my big stick"
Snuggly's mother came out "Who are you yelling at? And why have you got that enormous stick in your hand? You didn't hit anyone with it did you?" at that point Goatboy's mother came along with Goatboy lagging behind her Look what that evil child of yours did to my son." " I'm sorry about that but Snuggly seems to be in one of his potentially lethal stroppy moods again" said Snuggly's mum "There's no excuse for him hitting Goatboy" replied Goatboy's mum.
"Will you stop moaning," said Snuggly's mum who was starting to get angry. "No I will not" yelled Goatboy's mum. "If you don't stop moaning I will smash yoo wiv my stick" yelled Snuggly's mum. "Now I know where you son gets it from" Goatboy and Snuggly looked at each other and giggled "Lets go and play" Goatboy said, and the two of them ran of leaving their mothers to argue amongst themselves
Even now as an adult Snuggly still uses the infamous "Smash wiv stick" phrase. He quite often hits out with sticks too.
Smacking Tony with one every once in a while.
Who could be his next victim?
Who knows?
But remember "Wherever Snuggly goes his stick(s) is sure to follow"
THE END!!!
One fine summer's day MrSnuggly was born.
He was a perfectly normal healthy child. Or so everyone thought.
MrSnuggly was about two years old when on one cold winters day his mother came downstairs and found Snuggly hitting his younger brother Tony with a stick.
"Snuggly what do you think you are doing, get of Tony now" Snuggly replied by poking his mother with his stick.
"How dare you "poke me wiv your stick" like that give me it now. MrSnuggly handed the stick over looking very sheepish indeed.
Snuggly's mother grabbed Snuggly and took him through to his room.
One of Tony's friends came into the room. It was Bob.
"Where yoor mommy tooken suggwy" Tony who was a little bit older then his brother Snuggly said " me no no me fink it's because snuggwy hit me wiv stick, notty Snuggwy"
Suddenly the two boys heard a load squeal and then loud crying coming from Snuggly's room.
Tony looked at his friend Bob and said, "me fink snuggwy got spankin" " poower Snuggwy me feewl sowy fower him" said Bob who started to cry. " Me too!" whimpered Tony who also started to cry.
Snuggly's mother who had just finished spanking snuggly heard the two boys crying and came to comfort them. "There there you two what are you crying about?" said Snugglys mother " Why yoo spanking snuggwy" said Bob
" Snuggly has been very naughty and was hitting Tony with a stick" replied his mother " He knows not to use his stick indoors" she went on to say.
" Ok mommy can we go and pway wiv snuggwy now?" ok said Tony's mum but don't irritate him.
A long year later it was Snuggly's third birthday party.
He only had a few of his friends round which were Meka who was six, Goatboy who was four Bob who was five and his brother Tony who was six.
Snuggly had opened his presents and was getting ready for his cake.
His mother came in with the cake and sung the usual happy birthday song.
She laid the cake down in front of snuggly who was beginning to drool al over the table.
She kissed Snuggly on the cheek Meka, Goatboy Tony and Bob all said the same thing "yeuch kisses are for girlies" they all giggled "Snuggly scowled at them.
Snuggly's mother cut each of the children a piece of Snuggly's cake.
But Tony who was a bit miffed because he thought he got a smaller piece of cake than anyone else decided to nick a piece of icing from the rest of the cake. Snuggly noticed him nicking a piece of the icing slammed his stick down across Tony's hand and said very slowly, "mee… smash…yoo…wiv…. Stick…" the other children look at Snuggly in astonishment and his mother stopped dead in her tracks.
"I don't believe it" she said, " Snuggly actually spoke." She praised snuggly with a chewy jelly sweet. Snuggly chuckled and said "Smash wiv stick smash wiv stick smash wiv stick" over and over again.
Over the months Snuggly learned to say new words like doughnuts or chocolate.
He also learned how to walk because he wanted to hit Tony with a stick so desperately that he got up and walked the few steps to get to Tony. It was all slow progress but eventually he could walk up the stairs and say longer sentences like "Mummy can I have a jam doughnut." Or "can I go and play with Tony and Bob"
Months passed, years passed before Snuggly could eventually speak and walk properly.
After a long 8 years it Snuggly had just turned 11 when he finally started to ride his bike without stabilisers.
One day when Snuggly was out on his bike when Goatboy came along and unfortunately got in Snuggly's way and made Snuggly crash into him.
Snuggly went over the handlebars and landed right on top of the shocked Goatboy.
Snuggly got up picked up a stick and hit Goatboy with a stick, which knocked him down.
"You idiot" Goatboy yelled, "Now I'm all dirty. I'm telling my mummy" he went of home crying.
Snuggly yelled back at Goatboy "Do that again and I'll smash you with my big stick"
Snuggly's mother came out "Who are you yelling at? And why have you got that enormous stick in your hand? You didn't hit anyone with it did you?" at that point Goatboy's mother came along with Goatboy lagging behind her Look what that evil child of yours did to my son." " I'm sorry about that but Snuggly seems to be in one of his potentially lethal stroppy moods again" said Snuggly's mum "There's no excuse for him hitting Goatboy" replied Goatboy's mum.
"Will you stop moaning," said Snuggly's mum who was starting to get angry. "No I will not" yelled Goatboy's mum. "If you don't stop moaning I will smash yoo wiv my stick" yelled Snuggly's mum. "Now I know where you son gets it from" Goatboy and Snuggly looked at each other and giggled "Lets go and play" Goatboy said, and the two of them ran of leaving their mothers to argue amongst themselves
Even now as an adult Snuggly still uses the infamous "Smash wiv stick" phrase. He quite often hits out with sticks too.
Smacking Tony with one every once in a while.
Who could be his next victim?
Who knows?
But remember "Wherever Snuggly goes his stick(s) is sure to follow"
THE END!!!
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Do you think this could get me banned as Crippen girl said? or is he just talking a load of tosh!
I wonder if anybody else does!
Do you think this could get me banned as Crippen girl said? or is he just talking a load of tosh!
I wonder if anybody else does!
Doughnut Monster wrote:
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anytime:P
slik ~_~
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anytime:P
slik ~_~
Thanks $lik.
Doughnut Monster wrote:
> There's always somebody finding fault.
but there are also people who like your stories, well done dogsnuts great story!
slik ~_~
> There's always somebody finding fault.
but there are also people who like your stories, well done dogsnuts great story!
slik ~_~
There's always somebody finding fault.
Dr Nebster crippen wrote:
> this could get you banned.
Just for writing stories I don't think so!
Why do you think it could get me banned everybody else seems to like my stories.
> this could get you banned.
Just for writing stories I don't think so!
Why do you think it could get me banned everybody else seems to like my stories.
this could get you banned
MrSnuggly has been using sticks to threaten people with and hit them with ever since he could crawl, and here's how Snuggly's "smash with stick" palaver all started.
One fine summer's day MrSnuggly was born.
He was a perfectly normal healthy child. Or so everyone thought.
MrSnuggly was about two years old when on one cold winters day his mother came downstairs and found Snuggly hitting his younger brother Tony with a stick.
"Snuggly what do you think you are doing, get of Tony now" Snuggly replied by poking his mother with his stick.
"How dare you "poke me wiv your stick" like that give me it now. MrSnuggly handed the stick over looking very sheepish indeed.
Snuggly's mother grabbed Snuggly and took him through to his room.
One of Tony's friends came into the room. It was Bob.
"Where yoor mommy tooken suggwy" Tony who was a little bit older then his brother Snuggly said " me no no me fink it's because snuggwy hit me wiv stick, notty Snuggwy"
Suddenly the two boys heard a load squeal and then loud crying coming from Snuggly's room.
Tony looked at his friend Bob and said, "me fink snuggwy got spankin" " poower Snuggwy me feewl sowy fower him" said Bob who started to cry. " Me too!" whimpered Tony who also started to cry.
Snuggly's mother who had just finished spanking snuggly heard the two boys crying and came to comfort them. "There there you two what are you crying about?" said Snugglys mother " Why yoo spanking snuggwy" said Bob
" Snuggly has been very naughty and was hitting Tony with a stick" replied his mother " He knows not to use his stick indoors" she went on to say.
" Ok mommy can we go and pway wiv snuggwy now?" ok said Tony's mum but don't irritate him.
A long year later it was Snuggly's third birthday party.
He only had a few of his friends round which were Meka who was six, Goatboy who was four Bob who was five and his brother Tony who was six.
Snuggly had opened his presents and was getting ready for his cake.
His mother came in with the cake and sung the usual happy birthday song.
She laid the cake down in front of snuggly who was beginning to drool al over the table.
She kissed Snuggly on the cheek Meka, Goatboy Tony and Bob all said the same thing "yeuch kisses are for girlies" they all giggled "Snuggly scowled at them.
Snuggly's mother cut each of the children a piece of Snuggly's cake.
But Tony who was a bit miffed because he thought he got a smaller piece of cake than anyone else decided to nick a piece of icing from the rest of the cake. Snuggly noticed him nicking a piece of the icing slammed his stick down across Tony's hand and said very slowly, "mee… smash…yoo…wiv…. Stick…" the other children look at Snuggly in astonishment and his mother stopped dead in her tracks.
"I don't believe it" she said, " Snuggly actually spoke." She praised snuggly with a chewy jelly sweet. Snuggly chuckled and said "Smash wiv stick smash wiv stick smash wiv stick" over and over again.
Over the months Snuggly learned to say new words like doughnuts or chocolate.
He also learned how to walk because he wanted to hit Tony with a stick so desperately that he got up and walked the few steps to get to Tony. It was all slow progress but eventually he could walk up the stairs and say longer sentences like "Mummy can I have a jam doughnut." Or "can I go and play with Tony and Bob"
Months passed, years passed before Snuggly could eventually speak and walk properly.
After a long 8 years it Snuggly had just turned 11 when he finally started to ride his bike without stabilisers.
One day when Snuggly was out on his bike when Goatboy came along and unfortunately got in Snuggly's way and made Snuggly crash into him.
Snuggly went over the handlebars and landed right on top of the shocked Goatboy.
Snuggly got up picked up a stick and hit Goatboy with a stick, which knocked him down.
"You idiot" Goatboy yelled, "Now I'm all dirty. I'm telling my mummy" he went of home crying.
Snuggly yelled back at Goatboy "Do that again and I'll smash you with my big stick"
Snuggly's mother came out "Who are you yelling at? And why have you got that enormous stick in your hand? You didn't hit anyone with it did you?" at that point Goatboy's mother came along with Goatboy lagging behind her Look what that evil child of yours did to my son." " I'm sorry about that but Snuggly seems to be in one of his potentially lethal stroppy moods again" said Snuggly's mum "There's no excuse for him hitting Goatboy" replied Goatboy's mum.
"Will you stop moaning," said Snuggly's mum who was starting to get angry. "No I will not" yelled Goatboy's mum. "If you don't stop moaning I will smash yoo wiv my stick" yelled Snuggly's mum. "Now I know where you son gets it from" Goatboy and Snuggly looked at each other and giggled "Lets go and play" Goatboy said, and the two of them ran of leaving their mothers to argue amongst themselves
Even now as an adult Snuggly still uses the infamous "Smash wiv stick" phrase. He quite often hits out with sticks too.
Smacking Tony with one every once in a while.
Who could be his next victim?
Who knows?
But remember "Wherever Snuggly goes his stick(s) is sure to follow"
THE END!!!
One fine summer's day MrSnuggly was born.
He was a perfectly normal healthy child. Or so everyone thought.
MrSnuggly was about two years old when on one cold winters day his mother came downstairs and found Snuggly hitting his younger brother Tony with a stick.
"Snuggly what do you think you are doing, get of Tony now" Snuggly replied by poking his mother with his stick.
"How dare you "poke me wiv your stick" like that give me it now. MrSnuggly handed the stick over looking very sheepish indeed.
Snuggly's mother grabbed Snuggly and took him through to his room.
One of Tony's friends came into the room. It was Bob.
"Where yoor mommy tooken suggwy" Tony who was a little bit older then his brother Snuggly said " me no no me fink it's because snuggwy hit me wiv stick, notty Snuggwy"
Suddenly the two boys heard a load squeal and then loud crying coming from Snuggly's room.
Tony looked at his friend Bob and said, "me fink snuggwy got spankin" " poower Snuggwy me feewl sowy fower him" said Bob who started to cry. " Me too!" whimpered Tony who also started to cry.
Snuggly's mother who had just finished spanking snuggly heard the two boys crying and came to comfort them. "There there you two what are you crying about?" said Snugglys mother " Why yoo spanking snuggwy" said Bob
" Snuggly has been very naughty and was hitting Tony with a stick" replied his mother " He knows not to use his stick indoors" she went on to say.
" Ok mommy can we go and pway wiv snuggwy now?" ok said Tony's mum but don't irritate him.
A long year later it was Snuggly's third birthday party.
He only had a few of his friends round which were Meka who was six, Goatboy who was four Bob who was five and his brother Tony who was six.
Snuggly had opened his presents and was getting ready for his cake.
His mother came in with the cake and sung the usual happy birthday song.
She laid the cake down in front of snuggly who was beginning to drool al over the table.
She kissed Snuggly on the cheek Meka, Goatboy Tony and Bob all said the same thing "yeuch kisses are for girlies" they all giggled "Snuggly scowled at them.
Snuggly's mother cut each of the children a piece of Snuggly's cake.
But Tony who was a bit miffed because he thought he got a smaller piece of cake than anyone else decided to nick a piece of icing from the rest of the cake. Snuggly noticed him nicking a piece of the icing slammed his stick down across Tony's hand and said very slowly, "mee… smash…yoo…wiv…. Stick…" the other children look at Snuggly in astonishment and his mother stopped dead in her tracks.
"I don't believe it" she said, " Snuggly actually spoke." She praised snuggly with a chewy jelly sweet. Snuggly chuckled and said "Smash wiv stick smash wiv stick smash wiv stick" over and over again.
Over the months Snuggly learned to say new words like doughnuts or chocolate.
He also learned how to walk because he wanted to hit Tony with a stick so desperately that he got up and walked the few steps to get to Tony. It was all slow progress but eventually he could walk up the stairs and say longer sentences like "Mummy can I have a jam doughnut." Or "can I go and play with Tony and Bob"
Months passed, years passed before Snuggly could eventually speak and walk properly.
After a long 8 years it Snuggly had just turned 11 when he finally started to ride his bike without stabilisers.
One day when Snuggly was out on his bike when Goatboy came along and unfortunately got in Snuggly's way and made Snuggly crash into him.
Snuggly went over the handlebars and landed right on top of the shocked Goatboy.
Snuggly got up picked up a stick and hit Goatboy with a stick, which knocked him down.
"You idiot" Goatboy yelled, "Now I'm all dirty. I'm telling my mummy" he went of home crying.
Snuggly yelled back at Goatboy "Do that again and I'll smash you with my big stick"
Snuggly's mother came out "Who are you yelling at? And why have you got that enormous stick in your hand? You didn't hit anyone with it did you?" at that point Goatboy's mother came along with Goatboy lagging behind her Look what that evil child of yours did to my son." " I'm sorry about that but Snuggly seems to be in one of his potentially lethal stroppy moods again" said Snuggly's mum "There's no excuse for him hitting Goatboy" replied Goatboy's mum.
"Will you stop moaning," said Snuggly's mum who was starting to get angry. "No I will not" yelled Goatboy's mum. "If you don't stop moaning I will smash yoo wiv my stick" yelled Snuggly's mum. "Now I know where you son gets it from" Goatboy and Snuggly looked at each other and giggled "Lets go and play" Goatboy said, and the two of them ran of leaving their mothers to argue amongst themselves
Even now as an adult Snuggly still uses the infamous "Smash wiv stick" phrase. He quite often hits out with sticks too.
Smacking Tony with one every once in a while.
Who could be his next victim?
Who knows?
But remember "Wherever Snuggly goes his stick(s) is sure to follow"
THE END!!!
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