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"Cinema Moron Attack"
Where your character has to suffer through 90mins of chatting and eating and stupid comments from people that really shouldn't be out.
You then get to walk over, lock all the exits and stroll back, whistling a happy tune whilst dragging a mounted machine gun behind you.
"Xmas Mall Rampage"
Where, after an hour of having buggies rammed against your shins, people stopping in mid-aisle and huge cow people wandering around stuffing jacket potatos into their faces, you suddenly find you are above the law and turn into a wild-eyed maniac.
I'd buy them