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Wed 12/02/03 at 22:39
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.


Made me chuckle.


~Smerc~
Thu 13/02/03 at 09:57
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"Orbiting Uranus"
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Now see if you can work this one out?

What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and that has been attacked by a squid?
Thu 13/02/03 at 09:54
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"Orbiting Uranus"
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What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A Wonkey donkey?




What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

A Winky wonky donkey?




What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye wearing blue suade shoes?

A Honky tonky winky wonky donkey?




What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while wearing blue suede shoes?

A Honky tonky bonky winky wonky donkey?




What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while breaking wind and wearing blue suede shoes?

A Honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey?




*big breath*
Thu 13/02/03 at 09:43
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What do you call a dog with no ears?

Anything you like, he won't hear you!

Ho ho!





ho hum.
Thu 13/02/03 at 07:54
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"smelly boxers"
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rrruuuubbbbiiissshhh
Wed 12/02/03 at 23:37
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Just decided to POP this topic.
Wed 12/02/03 at 22:50
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Ant wrote:
> What do you call a Spanish dog with no back legs?
>
> Grassy-***e.

Ha Ha, heard it before but it is still good.
Wed 12/02/03 at 22:40
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What do you call a Spanish dog with no back legs?

Grassy-***e.
Wed 12/02/03 at 22:39
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"Spanish Hardcore"
Posts: 914
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.


Made me chuckle.


~Smerc~

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