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"Valentines"

Let's have a little poll.

How many of us will have nothing to hang on to.

How many people will cling onto shortlived relationships on this day of love?

GasMask wrote:
> but why can't women ever buy men a cracking present, w

my missus is genius at presents, but then it's not hard as i'm so into the motorbikes she gets anything bike related and i'm happy.

for valentines she got me harry hill tickets! cool!

The day has come. I'm quite happy, because I'm drowning myself in £12.00's worth of chocolate.

That's the nestlé child labour we all know and love.

Alexj17 wrote:

im takin me bird out for a meal (well shes taking me out coz shes paying) then she is coming bakc to mine,
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What, are you gonna pay her back in kind?

;)

gerrid wrote:
> Asher D wrote:
> I'm going to cover our dining room in flowers
>
> That's going to leave an awful mess...

and a awful smell for weeks

The day of lvoe shall be ruined because I am not getting no hardcore sex.

Asher D wrote:
> I'm going to cover our dining room in flowers

That's going to leave an awful mess...

I'm going to cover our dining room in flowers and candles for Vicki. I'm going to make a nice meal, home-made, then I'm going to lead her up into the bedroom, which will also be flower-infested. No candles int he bedroom, they might get knocked over, if you know what I'm trying to say
;-)

I know it sounds really sweet, so as to retain my manliness - just think of it as a day off work.

heh! Mmmmm....big - errr, i mean red breast...

Shadow Knight wrote:
> Alexj17 wrote:
> im takin me bird out for a meal
>
> is it a parrot or a bugie?

neither big breast - sorry i mean red breast

Jewry.
Some sort of sematic festival?