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Would have to be:
A mixture of Dr Evil and Steve "I'm a complete nutter" Irwin.
I can imagine it now:
"So, I have finally caught you, Mr Powers. Number Two, do the honours.
I was wondering how I would kill you, Mr Powers. I have wnated to hurt you so many ways, for all the pain and aguish you have caused me over the past few films. All the running around like a stupid child.
All the shouting of "His name.... FAT B*****D!" etc, that I had to do.
I wanted to hurt you Mr Powers, I really did, didn't I, Mini Mr Bigglesworth?
I was thinknig of maybe, you know, suspending you above a pit of acid, with sharks in, by a very thin thread. When the moon had moved to the right postition, the moonlight was to set off a chain of events, that would result in your death, Mr Powers.
However, I realised that this may have been *slightly* drastic. So, here in my hollowed out Volcano Lair, I had it constructed.
When it is night time, the moon will be visible from here. On it, is my "LASER". Using this "LASER", which is on my "MOON BASE" I will cut through the chain holding you above.... this!
As you can see, Mr Powers, this is a pit filled with crocodiles. And the Big Fella's gettin' pretty angry an' all! I'll just climb down inside 'is pit and see what happens....
Crikey! He really didn't like me puttin' my finger THERE. Easy, easy. There 'e goes. See? Maybe me aftershave is a little OTT for the big fella, eh?
What's this, you wanna come over an' say 'ello to, do ya? There's a nice croc. He won't hurt ya!
Hey camera crew, where' ya goin'? Come back!
CRIKEY!"
Who would you mix to create the ultimate move bad guy?
A mixture of Dr Evil and Steve "I'm a complete nutter" Irwin.
I can imagine it now:
"So, I have finally caught you, Mr Powers. Number Two, do the honours.
I was wondering how I would kill you, Mr Powers. I have wnated to hurt you so many ways, for all the pain and aguish you have caused me over the past few films. All the running around like a stupid child.
All the shouting of "His name.... FAT B*****D!" etc, that I had to do.
I wanted to hurt you Mr Powers, I really did, didn't I, Mini Mr Bigglesworth?
I was thinknig of maybe, you know, suspending you above a pit of acid, with sharks in, by a very thin thread. When the moon had moved to the right postition, the moonlight was to set off a chain of events, that would result in your death, Mr Powers.
However, I realised that this may have been *slightly* drastic. So, here in my hollowed out Volcano Lair, I had it constructed.
When it is night time, the moon will be visible from here. On it, is my "LASER". Using this "LASER", which is on my "MOON BASE" I will cut through the chain holding you above.... this!
As you can see, Mr Powers, this is a pit filled with crocodiles. And the Big Fella's gettin' pretty angry an' all! I'll just climb down inside 'is pit and see what happens....
Crikey! He really didn't like me puttin' my finger THERE. Easy, easy. There 'e goes. See? Maybe me aftershave is a little OTT for the big fella, eh?
What's this, you wanna come over an' say 'ello to, do ya? There's a nice croc. He won't hurt ya!
Hey camera crew, where' ya goin'? Come back!
CRIKEY!"
Who would you mix to create the ultimate move bad guy?
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The Predator is one of the best ever!! Stay Puft, lol! But I would be scared if a massive marshmallow came to eat me instead of me eating him!! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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