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Fri 14/02/03 at 21:00
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A GIRL'S FIRST TIME!!!

(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:30
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"Z will be here soon"
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S'cute aint it!
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:30
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"Black pepper?"
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Maybe he wants to change his lame username?
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:30
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"no longer El Blokey"
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Cheep is how us upper class sexy man-beasts spell it. Or a typo. I'm full of mystique...or is Mystique full of me? Oh ho ho. Too many jokes for one post.
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:29
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"cachoo"
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lol, still going nuggetandchip?! :D
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:28
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"Thats Me!!!"
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azul²°°³ thats how he does it!!!
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:27
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"Black pepper?"
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Hur hur you make me crack up.

Da ladies luv me!
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:26
"For the horde!!!!"
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i like the way you wrote that Kyz22 i mean you made me and i'm sure others think that you were Referring to something else without Actually mensioning it until wham you say dentist.
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:26
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El Blokey wrote:
> A Girl's First Time, by El Blokey:
>
> You wake up dribbling. You reek of cheep flavoured vodka. You're thong
> is covered in blood.
>
> The end.

That was pretty funny to be honest :-) Except you spelt cheap wrong, ahh who cares.
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:25
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Paranoid Idiot wrote:
> Wow you're sooo amazing...

Been told that before, normally by ladies. Sorry touchy subject since you havent ever been with a real one? No, cybering with "Cool-gal-112" on a chatroom doesn't count.
Fri 14/02/03 at 21:24
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"no longer El Blokey"
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A Girl's First Time, by El Blokey:

You wake up dribbling. You reek of cheep flavoured vodka. You're thong is covered in blood.

The end.

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