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"For Mystique, Iguana and Tallulah"

The answer to your dreams ladies.
No need to thank me.

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I dont care if he ignores me, he'll forgive me (eventually.

Tallulah wrote:
> Where's me flowers then? And have you eaten salad yet?

You should have waited longer.

He was about to crack.

Now he'll give YOU the cold shoulder.

Wait and see.

Where's me flowers then? And have you eaten salad yet?

Damn woman, you cold.

Ok, on top of that other stuff I'll:

Eat salad for 2 days

Get out of the bath to pee

Put the seat down

Not moan when you put on "I will survive" when drunk and stand there sobbing as you sway from side to side blaming me for everything.

NO!
The death by frosting.

Anything but that.
I'll stop at the garage and get you some flowers and a kinder egg.
I'll even *gulp* rent Bridget Jones and watch it with you.

Please, anything but the ignoring thing, oh wonderous vision of female empowerment.

Lithesome, thats better.

You know I'd kick your ar*e into next week, thats why you apologised. But now, Im resorting to the old female tradition of ignoring you until I feel like talking to you again.

I hereby retract my former statement referring to the lithesome one known as Tallulah.
Any inference that she ate all the pies was a viscious rumour, started only for comedy effect.

It is utterly baseless and false.

I am a shallow creature of simple mind and found it amusing.
In fact, were she not spoken for and I not fighting off the affections of hordes of deranged Swedish Au-Pairs, I would without hesitation, rub her rhubarb.

But she is of noble morals and clearly sees me for the chimp-boy mutt I can be.

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This statement was offered under no duress or fear of an asswhupping by the aforementioned Tallulah.

SHUUUUUT UP!

Hefty. Cheeky gets. *mutter swear blaspheme*

Sorry, but it made me laugh too.

Hefty. :-)

Hefty? Far from it.

I hope you turn to stone.