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"For Mystique, Iguana and Tallulah"

The answer to your dreams ladies.
No need to thank me.

www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

Goatboy wrote:
> He should be worshipped as a god.
Check out the writing in all the little
> sections, as the best bit is the "Potential Dates" bit, check the
> "Gay Men" pics.

I always had my doubts about Skreech from Saved by
> The Bell, but now I know

whats that about screech

"I unleash my inner bad boy and the princesses get jealous, but a wave from me makes them nice"

If you go to the "Potential Dates", leave your mouse over the pics.

This is the best site I have ever seen.

Oh yes..

I'll have to go swoon in a corner now. Damsel in Distress mode?

Maybe..

Get off him girls, he's mine..

Oh yes! Hover the mouse over the pictures, and you'll get his own captions for each one!

The SITE is the Holy Grail...

This really is the Holy Grail of quotes.

"My absolute favorite color is light purple and I am very intelligent. I live in Los Angeles, California, but if you live somewhere else, it's ok, because I have a private jet."

"To your left is a photo of me when I shaved my mustache. This was in the early ninties. After a year of no mustache, I decided that it wasn't for me. Having no mustache made me feel less of a man."

He should be worshipped as a god.
Check out the writing in all the little sections, as the best bit is the "Potential Dates" bit, check the "Gay Men" pics.

I always had my doubts about Skreech from Saved by The Bell, but now I know

...I'm utterly lost for words at the utter greatness of this bloke.

"Why am I such a good lover?
Here's one of the many reasons. Since I am very good with my hands, I am able to vibrate them.
When I go out to clubs and show the ladies that I can vibrate my hands, they go crazy! Here's an audio recording of me vibrating my hands.
I'm holding a 100% real gold pen and vibrating it against my custom made solid mahogany desk. Since I am strong, I dented the pen while vibrating it against my desk. Even though it's a gold pen, it is not much of a loss for me"

This guy is the king.