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"Gameaday stole my life!"

I would like to report on how Gamaday took my life and stole it brutaly.

I got my monthly Special Reserve newsletter through and on the back was an advertisemant for Gamaday.
I read it and thought to myself 'pay no money and get the chance of a free game where can you go wrong'.
So i went on to the site posted my first topic and waited for the hits.
Before i knew it i was on for 3 hours, chatting and starting new topics, then i came on the next day and the next, it was like an addiction i couldn't bring myself away for too long.
Every day i would go on and stay on for hours.
I never have time for the things i used to (sobs and looks for sympathy),
like going out and playing football (sobs again as i got no sympathy last time).

The worst thing is that i am still addicted and i don't know of a cure.
Someone please help me!
I think Gamaday should be ashamed at what they have done. (runs off bursting in to tears).
(creeps back to see if there are any hits).

gerrid wrote:
> Do they like Yakult?
> Does anyone?

Apparently it's wonderfully cleansing when used instead of bath water.

gerrid wrote:
> Do they like Yakult?
> Does anyone?

It has the word Kult in the middle.
Go figure.

Marmots are only the vessels into which the falsehood must be emptied.
Falsehood cannot dissapear, but must be kept in a glass beaker at 57 degrees (F) inside a marmot's chest cavity. Marmots themselves do not need to exist, but if they didn't the world would end. As usual.

Then you'd be left with nothing but belief, some inkless biros and the PVC chickens which rule the universe via a blue spoon and some chair legs.

Do they like Yakult?
Does anyone?

And you pay the bill! Those cheeky cats. I bet that costs you alot of electricity. Well at least there is one bonus, at least they aint urinating on your floor, just the cheese and milk :P

I don't keep them in the fridge. They chose to live there. They have little armchairs and an electric heater.

Makes it really hard to keep food fresh.

I ate a kitten once.

I ate a spellcheck too.

This time twith a spell check


Hey BEARDS. I got this free Kitten care package from whiskers. Will tell you how to not keep Cats in a fridge. Comes with free food. Had
me sorted for a week, expecially when the shops closed!

Hwy BEARDS. I got this free Kitten care package from whiskers. Wil ltell you how to not keep Cats in a fridge. Comes with free fodd. Had me sorted for a week, expecially when the shops close!

Geese don't exist.

If you strip away all the falsehoods in life, you're left with nothing but belief.

Belief and marmots.