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"Semajal's Guide to spam"

spam comes in 3 types

short spam

Normal spam

Canned Spam

Short spam is any topic where the title has more words then what is written in the topic.


normal spam is any spam topic that isn't in the short spam catagory. Basicly about half of what is posted here. Yes including this topic.


Canned spam comes in a can and is eated by strange people.


How to deal with short spam-

Kill the offender

Make them a notable

Wait till they go away.

normal spam cannot be stopped as it has become a part of forum life. However scientists have proven that, in large doses normal spam can be bad for the forums.

Canned spam should be banned on acount of its "medicinal" properties.

PS i am feeling slightly mad (in an insane kinda way)

semajal

PPS I wonder how many people will be offended by this

i don't like celery so that disproves your theory that i am a nonce

no they like celery

Do nonces like fire?

i am insane

i like fire :-)

Lord Semajal wrote:
PS i am feeling slightly mad (in an insane
> kinda way)


People who call them selves insane are usually boring old farts.

No offence

Nonce

hmm

Lord Semajal wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Stop spamming you nonce.

what the hell is a nonce


Someone who can be dealt with using nonce-sense.

Lord Semajal wrote:

I'll give you a clue, it's prison slang.

(it say's so in the dictionary)

Oh God, I think you just answered your own question.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Stop spamming you nonce.

what the hell is a nonce