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He had an animal.
I just want SOMETHING NEW!
> Please, no more X Y Pro Z games. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX
> that other Scootex bloke - it's too much and they've already got the market
> cornered. What next, Keith Pye Pro Gastropod?
Rod Hull Pro Puppeteer. Now that's a concept I'd like to see.
There aren't enough real animals like ferrets and cows n stuff in games.
Why can't the main character in a game be a joke? A bit of a retard, somehow well below average? His heroic task not being to save the world, but perhaps go to shops at night without any kids poking fun at him. To put his shoes on the right feet, or to beat his four year old nephew at chess.
Hurrah for the unsung heroes!