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Are video games responsible for our actions? Can people honestly say (and I mean honestly) that a video game influenced their behavior? For years people have blamed the music and film industries and now their starting on our beloved video game world. Well to an extent this can be true but lets look at the facts.
To be influenced by Playstation 2’s Rumble Racing you’d need to get a yellow rocket with wheels, launch yourself from a ramp or ditch, perform a double back flip, successfully land on the road, speed off ahead of the traffic and drop an giant novelty snowball on the road then unleash a tornado on the M6. Has anyone ever done that?
Or to be influenced by Mario, you’d need to be doing your plumbing job, you know fixing a toilet belonging to a woman named Peach, spot the pet tortoise Norman in the garden, jump out of the window screaming “hup whoop cookoo” at the top of your voice in and ac-cent that’s anything but Spanish, then land on poor fella with your butt, forcing him into his shell, kick the now petrified turtle over three fences with an aim like Beckham so he lands on a turtle killing them both. You’d then need to pop into you client Peach’s house and nick her Mr. Kipling of the sideboard. Has anyone ever don’t that?
What about the infamous Tony hawk? If someone wanted to press charges on you for performing a human dart grind around their (women in bikini filled) cruise ship then draining the pool, releasing a lifeboat and trashing their museum (causing a terrifying accident where a man cheats death and is flung overboard) all in under two minutes. Then you could say it was the games fault.
Lets not leave out Medal of Honor, has anyone ever tried to re-enact the storming on Normandy beach by running up Southend pier with a cap gun yelling “get to the frontline”, reached the no entry fence surrounding Peter Pan’s playground and planted explosives there, detonated them and then infiltrated the machine room for the Crooked house screaming “I am Jimmy Paterson, bow down before me!” Has that happened lately? No, it hasn’t, and I don’t think it’s likely to happen anytime in the near future either.
Or our wonderful friend Solid Snake? Has it been in the news lately that a deranged Mesomorphic man with a extremely deep voice has run through Safeway under a cardboard box, grabbed one of the employed and sedated her then dragged her sleeping body to the ice-cream freezer and stuffed her in it? Did this person then crawl down isle five, retrieve a box of painkillers then attacked the docked trolleys with a S.A.M. missile to defend the world from the new ‘Metal Gear”? No, no he didn’t, because this has never happened either?
And finally has anyone taken Tekken to heart? Has anyone placed the hollowed out head of a leopard on their head and staged a series of fights in places around the world including the slums of China and even a three round fisticuffs match with a polar bear? Or a Japanese sword wielder named Yoshimitsu? No, nobody has done this either!
So none of these crimes (or absurdities) have actually been committed? Then why make the farfetched claim that video games influenced your behavior in a situation? Until REAL proof arises that a video game was responsible for someone committing a crime I will not accept the allegation.
Thanks for reading.
To be influenced by Playstation 2’s Rumble Racing you’d need to get a yellow rocket with wheels, launch yourself from a ramp or ditch, perform a double back flip, successfully land on the road, speed off ahead of the traffic and drop an giant novelty snowball on the road then unleash a tornado on the M6. Has anyone ever done that?
Or to be influenced by Mario, you’d need to be doing your plumbing job, you know fixing a toilet belonging to a woman named Peach, spot the pet tortoise Norman in the garden, jump out of the window screaming “hup whoop cookoo” at the top of your voice in and ac-cent that’s anything but Spanish, then land on poor fella with your butt, forcing him into his shell, kick the now petrified turtle over three fences with an aim like Beckham so he lands on a turtle killing them both. You’d then need to pop into you client Peach’s house and nick her Mr. Kipling of the sideboard. Has anyone ever don’t that?
What about the infamous Tony hawk? If someone wanted to press charges on you for performing a human dart grind around their (women in bikini filled) cruise ship then draining the pool, releasing a lifeboat and trashing their museum (causing a terrifying accident where a man cheats death and is flung overboard) all in under two minutes. Then you could say it was the games fault.
Lets not leave out Medal of Honor, has anyone ever tried to re-enact the storming on Normandy beach by running up Southend pier with a cap gun yelling “get to the frontline”, reached the no entry fence surrounding Peter Pan’s playground and planted explosives there, detonated them and then infiltrated the machine room for the Crooked house screaming “I am Jimmy Paterson, bow down before me!” Has that happened lately? No, it hasn’t, and I don’t think it’s likely to happen anytime in the near future either.
Or our wonderful friend Solid Snake? Has it been in the news lately that a deranged Mesomorphic man with a extremely deep voice has run through Safeway under a cardboard box, grabbed one of the employed and sedated her then dragged her sleeping body to the ice-cream freezer and stuffed her in it? Did this person then crawl down isle five, retrieve a box of painkillers then attacked the docked trolleys with a S.A.M. missile to defend the world from the new ‘Metal Gear”? No, no he didn’t, because this has never happened either?
And finally has anyone taken Tekken to heart? Has anyone placed the hollowed out head of a leopard on their head and staged a series of fights in places around the world including the slums of China and even a three round fisticuffs match with a polar bear? Or a Japanese sword wielder named Yoshimitsu? No, nobody has done this either!
So none of these crimes (or absurdities) have actually been committed? Then why make the farfetched claim that video games influenced your behavior in a situation? Until REAL proof arises that a video game was responsible for someone committing a crime I will not accept the allegation.
Thanks for reading.
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Crime influences video games.
and that's worse.
and that's worse.
does anyone know any other games countries have made illegal? is Vice city illegal in Australia?
yea, and it was about time he got his own game. maybe somthing better next time though, like Luigi sunshine?
No, but I've always thought luigi's voice was quite good.
...sorry. well its hardly an intalian voice either is it?
mARIO IS iTALIAN
you obliviously never worked for the sun as you just gave me some INFORMATION
I don't work for the Sun, but I used to read it, because it was cheaper than superman comics.
your well informed insane bartender? did you work for the sun at one point? anyway thanks fof the knowledge, now i can look smart.
Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> yea they tried to ban it but it didnt work
Not quite, the Sun decided to run a phone-poll to see if popular opinion thought it should be banned.
Shows how little they knew about their readers.
> yea they tried to ban it but it didnt work
Not quite, the Sun decided to run a phone-poll to see if popular opinion thought it should be banned.
Shows how little they knew about their readers.
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