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Nickleback - how you remind me.

Never made it as a bald man,
couldn’t cut it I’m a poor man with long hair,
tired of living like a Ladyman,
I’m sick of a sight without a sense of fashion,
And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

its not like I don’t need a hat
I swore it’s girly and I still do
because my hair is cack
another word for cack is poo

And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

Never made it as a bald man,
couldn’t cut it I’m a poor man with long hair,
tired of living like a Ladyman,
I’m sick of a sight without a sense of fashion,

And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

© Garlic bread 2003.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> If you unlearned philistines can't place what is an obvious and
> unmistakable classic, then I refuse to be the one to educate such
> neglected minds.

we're sorry...

*bows head in shame*

what was the tune anyways?

If you unlearned philistines can't place what is an obvious and unmistakable classic, then I refuse to be the one to educate such neglected minds.

it makes sense, but whats the tune it goes to?

IB, what was that for?

I've been alone in the big store-room
And when in there I've looked at games, they are so cool.
And then I see you walk into the store

Hello,
Can I ask what you're looking for?
Is it something for the 'Cube?
Or a game for PS2?
Are you looking for a peripheral
and a link up cable too?
I know what you're about to say
"Get out of my face you smelly fool"
But I want to sell you so much
Cuz games rule


I long to see you buy a load of games
And tell me time and time again, how helpful I am
I think perhaps I might be a bit strange

Hello.
I've just got to sell you games
Cuz I wonder what you want
And I wonder what you do,
When your mates have all come round
Do you play Monkey Ball 2?
Tell me how to make the sale
For I haven't got a clue.
But let me start by saying
MOOO.

(instrumental)

Hello,
Can I ask what you're looking for?
Is it something for the 'Cube?
Or a game for PS2?
Are you looking for a peripheral
and a link up cable too?
Tell me how to make the sale
For I haven't got a clue.
But let me start by saying
MOOO.

yes, the avril lavigne spin off was great.

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> that brought a tear to my eye and a smile to my face. excellent and
> very funny.

what mine??

We've all wanted to cheese off Nickelback for some time now. Cheers Garlic Bread

that brought a tear to my eye and a smile to my face. excellent and very funny.

maybe try "he was the paper boi" ?