Viewing Thread:
"post your alternate lyrics (must be YOURS)"

Nickleback - how you remind me.

Never made it as a bald man,
couldn’t cut it I’m a poor man with long hair,
tired of living like a Ladyman,
I’m sick of a sight without a sense of fashion,
And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

its not like I don’t need a hat
I swore it’s girly and I still do
because my hair is cack
another word for cack is poo

And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

Never made it as a bald man,
couldn’t cut it I’m a poor man with long hair,
tired of living like a Ladyman,
I’m sick of a sight without a sense of fashion,

And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

© Garlic bread 2003.

Nickleback - how you remind me.

Never made it as a bald man,
couldn’t cut it I’m a poor man with long hair,
tired of living like a Ladyman,
I’m sick of a sight without a sense of fashion,
And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

its not like I don’t need a hat
I swore it’s girly and I still do
because my hair is cack
another word for cack is poo

And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

Never made it as a bald man,
couldn’t cut it I’m a poor man with long hair,
tired of living like a Ladyman,
I’m sick of a sight without a sense of fashion,

And this is how I remind you,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
this is how I remind you,
of a big blonde haired girl,
Its not like men to be hairy,
according to my mum I’m a little scary,
this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a head worth breaking,
I’ve been blonde, I’ve been brown,
These five words in my head,
scream “have you haddit cut yet?”
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no

© Garlic bread 2003.

mildly amusing.


*waits for a thousand iterations of Dancing in the Moonlight*

Eminem - When the music stops

Bizarre:
Coca Cola….Pepsi….Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers have a responsibility, to these Sofr drinks companies… Psyche

Eminem:
If I, were to die, murdered by a toad tommorrow, would you feel sorrow, or show love, or would it matter?
Could never be the lead-off batter if there ain't fish for me to feed off, I'm see-salt battlin'
but there's way too much at stake for me my boobs to be fake, there's too much on my plate, I cant eat any more
Ive come too far in this meal, to turn and walk away, and not eat what I want to eat
what the *** you take me for, a joke? You sniffin crack? 'Fore I do that, I'd beg Alcoholics anonymous to take me back
I'll get up 'fore I get down, gun myself in the ground, 'fore I put the garbage out
I'm tryin' to smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark, y'all steady tryin' to drown a shark
ain't gon' do nothin' but **** me off, lid to the can of whip monkeys, just toss me off
see me leap out, squirt my juice out, **** swallowin', I'm just tryin' to knock her teeth out
funk with me now *****, let's see you freestyle, fone sex aint cheap i, motherfunker, if you really feelin' like a groggy sheep
yo Slim, you gon' let her get away with that? She tried to play you, you can't let her skate with that
man I hate this crap, this ain't a rat trap, this is crazy the way we act, when we confuse Carpi Sun
with real life when the music stops

arent you going to post one then? use your creative side...

...ok, an interesting post, doesnt make much sense, but thanks foor making the effort.

I would, but I'm too buzy...





... or lazy, one of the two.... :)

What so no-one else has a creative cell in thier brains!? no-one else is as bored as i was when i wrote that!? C'mon people!

I did do an alternative version to Blink 182 - rock show but I:
a) Can't find it
b) Can't be bothered to look for it
c) Can't be bothered to type it up
d) Can't post it as it has a few choice words that wouldn't really be acceptable in this forum.

Oh look, i could of used this time to find it and start to post it. There well.

By the way, better than the original version of "how you remind me" anyway.

thanks, i hate nickleback, they annoy me.

POP- seeing as i'm thinking of something to do with sk8er boi


Not that I hate Avril Lavigne.......I dreamt about her last night......