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A calm place where I can strut and and posture to my heart's content without being swamped by lusty imitators.
Ahhh...
*relaxes and puts his feet on the desk*
Quiet
Ahhh...
*relaxes and puts his feet on the desk*
Quiet
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hi guy *no.2 realises that he shouldn't be here cos it's goat boys thread* bye guys *on the way out no.2 kicks jonman in the nuts*
Clowns are evil swans.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
Jonman wrote:
> Tallulah wrote:
Well, if truth be known, what actually happened
> was
> that some oik in a kitted out XR2 honked his horn at me, but Im not one to
>
> elaborate.
And you turned him down? You'll only have yourself to blame
> when this time tomorrow, you're all alone. You could have been (with the
> application of a shell suit and some gaudy cheap jewellery) the love of his
> week. Think of the fun you could have had driving round and round the local town
> playing crap house music from your run of the mill car (with ludicrous spoiler).
> Some people just don't want to be happy.
I know, Im such a selfish moo, aren't I? There are women out therer who'd be most grateful if that happened to them.
He actually had Castles in the Sky blasting out the car, how could I have resisted such charm and charisma?
> Tallulah wrote:
Well, if truth be known, what actually happened
> was
> that some oik in a kitted out XR2 honked his horn at me, but Im not one to
>
> elaborate.
And you turned him down? You'll only have yourself to blame
> when this time tomorrow, you're all alone. You could have been (with the
> application of a shell suit and some gaudy cheap jewellery) the love of his
> week. Think of the fun you could have had driving round and round the local town
> playing crap house music from your run of the mill car (with ludicrous spoiler).
> Some people just don't want to be happy.
I know, Im such a selfish moo, aren't I? There are women out therer who'd be most grateful if that happened to them.
He actually had Castles in the Sky blasting out the car, how could I have resisted such charm and charisma?
Goatboy wrote:
> Swans are evil, without a doubt.
They stand about near the cars and honk before
> running towards you.
Like stormtroopers.
But with feathers and evil black
> eyes.
More like feathered clowns with their make-up off.
*shiver*
> Swans are evil, without a doubt.
They stand about near the cars and honk before
> running towards you.
Like stormtroopers.
But with feathers and evil black
> eyes.
More like feathered clowns with their make-up off.
*shiver*
*backs away slowly avoiding eye-contact*
well i suggest two heavy gun enplacements in your car park.
Swans are evil, without a doubt.
They stand about near the cars and honk before running towards you.
Like stormtroopers.
But with feathers and evil black eyes.
They stand about near the cars and honk before running towards you.
Like stormtroopers.
But with feathers and evil black eyes.
Tallulah wrote:
Well, if truth be known, what actually happened
> was that some oik in a kitted out XR2 honked his horn at me, but Im not one to
> elaborate.
And you turned him down? You'll only have yourself to blame when this time tomorrow, you're all alone. You could have been (with the application of a shell suit and some gaudy cheap jewellery) the love of his week. Think of the fun you could have had driving round and round the local town playing crap house music from your run of the mill car (with ludicrous spoiler). Some people just don't want to be happy.
Well, if truth be known, what actually happened
> was that some oik in a kitted out XR2 honked his horn at me, but Im not one to
> elaborate.
And you turned him down? You'll only have yourself to blame when this time tomorrow, you're all alone. You could have been (with the application of a shell suit and some gaudy cheap jewellery) the love of his week. Think of the fun you could have had driving round and round the local town playing crap house music from your run of the mill car (with ludicrous spoiler). Some people just don't want to be happy.
Goatboy wrote:
> The ones here are just really menacing and lurk in the car park in gangs.
Watch out in winter; when the droppings freeze, they're worse than black ice. That's probably why they hang out in car park, the malevolant malicious gets that they are.
> The ones here are just really menacing and lurk in the car park in gangs.
Watch out in winter; when the droppings freeze, they're worse than black ice. That's probably why they hang out in car park, the malevolant malicious gets that they are.
Whats so funny about swans?
You know, I very nearly never came back from lunch.
Y'see, some dashing young chap pulled up beside me in a Lamborghini, and said 'Hey Sugerlips, why, you look so sad. The tears are in your eyes. Come on and talk to me now. Let me whisk you away from your tedious life of drudgery and poverty, you call me Mr Dreammaker, baby'
But, with a sigh, I answered 'I couldnt possibly, y'see, I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do'
'Angelface! Take me with you!' he cried.
But alas and alack, it was not meant to be. He drove away a brokenhearted man, disillusioned with the world.
Well, if truth be known, what actually happened was that some oik in a kitted out XR2 honked his horn at me, but Im not one to elaborate.
Jeez Im bored.
You know, I very nearly never came back from lunch.
Y'see, some dashing young chap pulled up beside me in a Lamborghini, and said 'Hey Sugerlips, why, you look so sad. The tears are in your eyes. Come on and talk to me now. Let me whisk you away from your tedious life of drudgery and poverty, you call me Mr Dreammaker, baby'
But, with a sigh, I answered 'I couldnt possibly, y'see, I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do'
'Angelface! Take me with you!' he cried.
But alas and alack, it was not meant to be. He drove away a brokenhearted man, disillusioned with the world.
Well, if truth be known, what actually happened was that some oik in a kitted out XR2 honked his horn at me, but Im not one to elaborate.
Jeez Im bored.
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