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Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
Anyway, I said to the woman, "Get yo hands off me, woman"
Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
Oh, there you are
Matt says:
And she said... no... I wont implant a nipple in your face.....
Matt says:
Oh..
Matt says:

Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
Yeah
Matt says:
Aww
Matt says:
im just shouting at the carnage person
Matt says:
Coz he smells
[email protected] says:
that is so childish
Matt says:
Yeah I know
[email protected] says:
are you in kindergarten still
Matt says:
Maybe
Matt says:
Actually no
Matt says:
Im not American
Matt says:
You assclown
[email protected] says:
i thought you were
Matt says:
Yes, you are
Matt says:
Now move along
Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
So is insulting others because we have the nerve to spell correctly. I suppose, though, you'll tell us you're dyslexic next.
[email protected] says:
trying to turn insults like that around is just lame
Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
It's always the case
Matt says:
And you cant even count..
Matt says:
2324
Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:

Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
1234
Matt says:
It goes 1....2.....3.......4
[email protected] says:
its meant to be like that
Tom - I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect says:
soo....

WHO HEYA LUVS DA GAMES?!
Matt says:
HUR HUR!
Matt says:
i fink u smel!!!!!!!!!!!11111

froots wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Toast.
>
> Can't they just call it "cocked bread"?
>
> Ha!
> No.

thats one hotdog i'm not sinking my teeth into :D

froots wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Toast.
>
> Can't they just call it "cocked bread"?
>
> Ha!
> No.

Hmmmm
I meant "cooked bread"
There.
Nar

Toast is overrated.

And anyway, I didn't know where toast came from until 5 minutes ago when I experimented with this new toy we got.
I've been told it's called a "toaster", and I was told you put food in it.
The only food I knew would fit, was bread.

So I experimented, and I created this "toast" specimen.
Fascinating.....

Azul wrote:
> Toast.

> Can't they just call it "cocked bread"?

Ha!
No.

Azul wrote:
> Toast.

"Why don't you put a toaster in the bath with you?"

"Because you'd get wet toast"

-Powerpuff girls.

Wasn't a mongoose some type of euro-american flamingo dance?

I might be wrong.

Toast.

What's the big deal!?
It's bread... that's been cooked!
I mean, c'mon!
Can't they just call it "ccoked bread"?
No?
Ok

I didn’t know until about 10 minutes ago, that a mongoose isn’t really a type of goose at all, oh no.

So apparently, she came up to me and said.

Garble.

Keshinkibah said I.

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